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KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
As long as red states are only affected, then I frankly don't care.
Sebastopol140
stayingalive4life
redditmcredditface
so in the white supremacy POV, they think that the strongest (white people) will survive, and even the weak amongst white people will die off only leaving the strongest. They seem to believe that brown people are more affected. The reality is that POOR people are affected more, regardless of skin color.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Fucking hell, I didn't see The Onion.
fartharder
Like flu
mploki
Onion is just the regular news nowadays
egoAristippos
RuBisCO1
But is if rfk jr saying this or the worm in his brain?
JackieTreehornProductions
sarcasm is lined with truth
IgnisInvictus
Can we please make The Onion satire again?
ChaopsPyramydBuylderCompany
Give it like 20years and it's gonna be a reliable source of information
Tumescentpie
I miss when the onion wasn't prophetic.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
Took me a moment to realise it's satire!
flordelasantillas
With this pathetic moron in charge another pandemic is coming. Him making a decision to outlaw RNA and mRNA vaccine research is not surprising given his support for the theory that vaccines cause autism in children.
Che07
Finally, a worm with a mission.
Orlandonuts
"iTs nOT a bIG dEAL mEASELS hAPPEN aLL THE tIME"
GuysJustWannaFish
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
Not among the vaccinated he won't!
praga353000
With everything that happens lately, I really believed this too long this time... pffff
cherilewis04360
The apple turned into and onion o
Cranbananarama
Too believable. Come on, Onion, be more funny.
JackSmiles2
The Onion is just reporting the news at this point D:
Anaphriel
This is just their basic game plan when it comes to anything outlandish that comes out of their mouths.
modis
“This is not uncommon. We have a measles outbreak every year.” - guy who should be working to stop measles outbreaks.
KommanderKayriel
Forget the worm in his brain, we need lead in there.
DogGuyInCatWorld
Early days of the Dystopia.
WithFurtherAdo
I'd say we're already about 44 years in.
DogGuyInCatWorld
Fuck, that would be a cool band name.
smoldix42069
Even asking or an album. Also, if that was on a shirt or tank top, I'd wear it.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Why not do a Mordecai and Rigby thing and just print a fake band t-shirt?
theredeemablefemalecousin78
The Onion completely lost its purpose, by being satire.
pareidoliaperson
And they nail it! But only because the goal target is pushed so close and scaled up.
Alurkerforcedtologin
Hey, let's see you make up some news headlines that are actually stranger than what's really happening.
theredeemablefemalecousin78
Um
ViolentlyJaded
So like mass shootings?
randomlacky
Or deaths from automobiles
RummageSaleBubbler
The only child shots he supports.
clonedeeznuts
And wealth transfers
CareBearStareStairs
The sound of children screaming has been removed.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
and herman cain awards
wisher1977
Nexus297
And airplane crashes
Canadoug
As a Canadian...
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
The added level of this is that The Expanse was filmed in Canada. Yeah baby!
blaghart
Yea because Vancouver makes US corporate bribery look reasonable
Canadoug
The Expanse was shot in Toronto.
blaghart
Yea and, like, EVERYTHING ELSE was shot in Vancouver, because that city is so corrupt that it will bend over backwards for ANY hollywood corporation
Comet260
So was Stargate SG:1. 🍁
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Lots of excellent stuff has been filmed in Canada!
Comet260
OH CANADA!!