Feb 10, 2022 9:53 PM
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Toruko
And I cut my family out too. Plenty of other wage providers out there.
Goldenteckel
"Family, you say..."
LukeTheDukeFromMuc
Better start running when you hear about “being a family”.
DomZombie
Instead of a raise, I'll give you a pizza party.
putcleverusernamehere
This. "Employees don't want to work anymore and have no loyalty"
Etereo
This
PrepareYourAnusAgain
This... reads like the company is a boomer that didn't really take care of their childre... oh, oh shit, I said it, almost said it, didnt I?
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
* And you have to give me two weeks notice if you want to quit *
Woweeee
You’re always family until layoff time comes around
Othernate
bunnylicious
THIS! Everytime someone says something similar to the blue dino this is what I think. "You fucks seem to be missing the fundamental problem"
Shaodyn
Any boss who says "We're a family" clearly doesn't know many families. What family would be complete without at least one member nobody can
stand? Or people not talking to each other ever again over a stupid argument?
Skizzlesnap
Or the rich one that doesn’t understand why the rest of the family isn’t.
So yeah, anyone who thinks "We're a family" is supposed to be a good thing doesn't know many families.
Zeplin
I mean... Yeah, in Denmark that's how it works. Can be fired for almost any reason, can quit for any reason.
Kerberos623
in denmark . flexsecurity. in America its called right to work.
TawdryMittens
O shit. It my boss.
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bippityboppitybuttsex
What is inaccurate about the message? We have to give 2 weeks notice, but they can fire us with no notice... seems like no consideration
Jackeea
I'm all ears to hear your very well cited research
kalamazandy
Also I’ll sue you if you get a job with a competitor or client because we forced you to sign a noncompete agreement.
Mavgurian
And should you create anything of value - that is ours then.
15awilso9000
??? what bullshit is the America? Once you quit the contract, the contract no longer applies
Yeah, not how it works here when, in order to enter employment, you have to sign another contract that extends past your employment. Yes BS
jursamaj
They don't even have to sue *you*. They can sue the other company, then you get no say in the matter.
Either way, they use those to try and scare you out of leaving. And they can do both, depending on wording of the agreement.
Mangalibrarian
I worked for a corp with a no compete agreement. My state doesn’t allow those…laughed my whole way to the competitions office.
TielKiri
You shoulda filed a complaint, too. Some of your coworkers wouldn’t know that
Complaining won’t change a multinational corps rules. Emailing the state statute to all my coworkers before I left did though.
G0MeatCube
You can quit without notice, but you'll be seen as leaving on bad terms and we can't rehire you for another 3.5 years
Wolfmor
Where are you? Not sure if it varies for jobs but in Texas I've seen rehires as short as 6-months (if they even rehire you)
It was an exaggerated joke
Promise? If I’ve left, I’m gone….for good. I’ve already done the calculation-I hate my job more than I hate finding a new one.
That's my problem. I really, really hate job hunting.
There's reasons for that
It’s a motherfucker for sure but not enough to keep me at a shitty job.
Toruko
And I cut my family out too. Plenty of other wage providers out there.
Goldenteckel
"Family, you say..."
LukeTheDukeFromMuc
Better start running when you hear about “being a family”.
DomZombie
Instead of a raise, I'll give you a pizza party.
putcleverusernamehere
This. "Employees don't want to work anymore and have no loyalty"
Etereo
This
PrepareYourAnusAgain
This... reads like the company is a boomer that didn't really take care of their childre... oh, oh shit, I said it, almost said it, didnt I?
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
* And you have to give me two weeks notice if you want to quit *
Woweeee
You’re always family until layoff time comes around
Othernate
bunnylicious
THIS! Everytime someone says something similar to the blue dino this is what I think. "You fucks seem to be missing the fundamental problem"
Shaodyn
Any boss who says "We're a family" clearly doesn't know many families. What family would be complete without at least one member nobody can
Shaodyn
stand? Or people not talking to each other ever again over a stupid argument?
Skizzlesnap
Or the rich one that doesn’t understand why the rest of the family isn’t.
Shaodyn
So yeah, anyone who thinks "We're a family" is supposed to be a good thing doesn't know many families.
Zeplin
I mean... Yeah, in Denmark that's how it works. Can be fired for almost any reason, can quit for any reason.
Kerberos623
in denmark . flexsecurity. in America its called right to work.
TawdryMittens
O shit. It my boss.
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bippityboppitybuttsex
What is inaccurate about the message? We have to give 2 weeks notice, but they can fire us with no notice... seems like no consideration
Jackeea
I'm all ears to hear your very well cited research
kalamazandy
Also I’ll sue you if you get a job with a competitor or client because we forced you to sign a noncompete agreement.
Mavgurian
And should you create anything of value - that is ours then.
15awilso9000
??? what bullshit is the America? Once you quit the contract, the contract no longer applies
kalamazandy
Yeah, not how it works here when, in order to enter employment, you have to sign another contract that extends past your employment. Yes BS
jursamaj
They don't even have to sue *you*. They can sue the other company, then you get no say in the matter.
kalamazandy
Either way, they use those to try and scare you out of leaving. And they can do both, depending on wording of the agreement.
Mangalibrarian
I worked for a corp with a no compete agreement. My state doesn’t allow those…laughed my whole way to the competitions office.
TielKiri
You shoulda filed a complaint, too. Some of your coworkers wouldn’t know that
Mangalibrarian
Complaining won’t change a multinational corps rules. Emailing the state statute to all my coworkers before I left did though.
G0MeatCube
You can quit without notice, but you'll be seen as leaving on bad terms and we can't rehire you for another 3.5 years
Wolfmor
Where are you? Not sure if it varies for jobs but in Texas I've seen rehires as short as 6-months (if they even rehire you)
G0MeatCube
It was an exaggerated joke
Skizzlesnap
Promise? If I’ve left, I’m gone….for good. I’ve already done the calculation-I hate my job more than I hate finding a new one.
jursamaj
That's my problem. I really, really hate job hunting.
G0MeatCube
There's reasons for that
Skizzlesnap
It’s a motherfucker for sure but not enough to keep me at a shitty job.