RHM. It's your problem now. Deal with it.

We creatures, doomed to pie, do wish better futures. To be covered in caramelized sweets underneath the sheets
Of a dainty lattice stripper. May the fruits of our labor blend well together and cause a tummy to swell. (Also leftovers later, but not the sloppy kind. I clean the fork between servings.) Cherry pie is best pie.