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Jan 21, 2023 4:08 PM
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amtronic
Mittens rules.
MasamuneMacBlade
What is your gambit before a Queen
ThisGuyPostingThings
Remy Lebeau. I may have misread the question, but I'm sticking with my answer.
thoushaltnotpass
Mittens is just a bit weaker than stockfish, i.e. almost impossible to beat without computer help
BigRobbo
I'm not good at chess but I played it and it's destroyed me in about 6 turns
5Toner
I've been playing since I was a kid.. same result
KnifeKnut
Clearly inspired by Johnny Teatime.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Why are people surprised they're losing to a chessbot. Chessbots don't lose, they let you win
counterintel
"You cannot defeat me in a way that matters"
usernameblankityblank
I just lost to mittens last week. Now I know the reason why.
IDrinkThereforeICan
Been playing him the last few days… and feeling embarrassed the last few days…
usernameblankityblank
Besides the reason that I suck.
ID1746
All are equal before Mittens.
Copperbrat
Crocadiah
Chesshire cat
Quizz25S
You, sir or madam, win the internet.
Mxlespxles
ZebulonMuthafuckingPike
DepressButtonStucked
I envy this level of brilliance
Inarticulated
Eniff
Amazing! Though it would be even better if mittens had a British Shorthair avatar.
harryht
Well I just got stomped
VodkaReindeer
Do they have any anime girl bots? My friend has a thing for being dominated...
RealScienceMan
Well I haven't been to chess.com in a while but now I'm logging in to play mittens
RealScienceMan
Turn 1
ColdfreezeZero
For some reason this reads as an SCP
RealScienceMan
O yea they go ham on it, it does read as an SCP pretending to be a chess cat, and it is good at chess.
Algebraicrhombus
Mittens is an expert in the Catalan opening.
userlessname
Chess freaks me out - my 11 year old just got interested, so we're learning together. He's already beaten me, and those chess bots - brutal!
availlableusername
Petemccabe
Mittens is great. Eric Rosen does YouTube videos on chess and has had several games against mittens if you’re looking for a place to start.
ghent96
I had a cat named Mittens. This seems... exactly like him.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Ive been watching Hikaru for years and this is the first time ive seen him on imgur FP. Awesome. Chess scene is really getting big rn
TheHuntedSnark
Apparently this is true: https://m.youtube.com/results?&search_query=Mittens+chess
LurkingHusky
The 1 isn't his power level it's his rank
Copperbrat
5Toner
Signed up, going to play mittens asap.. will update as soon as the game is done
5Toner
/gallery/AXVjiIt
5Toner
Mittens kicked my sss
definitelynotafae
1 isnt their power level, it's their place in every universe.
dukegonzo
Their power level in each univer is 1, but with the cumulative sharing across all of them for a real power level of ∞.
definitelynotafae
I see, I was terribly mistaken.
dukegonzo
Your statement was accurate. Both are correct. Mittens is all powerful
definitelynotafae
What offerings does Mittens request of us poor mortal souls?
dukegonzo
Who could even begin to perceive what an infinitely conscious begin could want. Other than the obvious destroying us at chess.
groupwrct
But he's such a little cutie. :-)
PinkyTheUnicorn2
That’s how he gets ya
mustardburp
the AI of the future will use uWu to enslave us all
Muunk
DEATH! it shouts
jwillustrat
The Mittens strategy - just sweep all the pieces off the board, declare victory and rage quit
dublet
zouwia
Nah, that bot plays so soul-crushing and far-reaching chess that it will make you ragequit.
chromed
That's funnier
FTUG
PrincessWendyB
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JackDoodle
PackratMagpie
Gasp! That is the perfect gif! It's beautiful!
groovinlow
"Is that my voice? Is that MY voice?"
jinjaneko
That was apparently Eartha Kitt 's actual reaction to hearing the voice change, and they kept it in. I have no legit source for this info.
pixelsnader
Mittens really is a level 1 opponent but due to them using unsigned integers, when it goes "easy mode" it actually rolls over to 2 billion.
pixelsnader
(I don't know if this is actually the case. Probably not)
DrowningLessons
The Gandhi Effect
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Never let cats research democracy.
BurningChef
THANK you! I went looking for this.
ruint
'Our chess pieces are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!'
kojenk
Ironferrox
Oh no mittens is the chess version of nuclear Gandhi
cosonfused
yes
WaywardJester
"I am inevitable" -Mittens probably
Woodiey
“And I… am Stockfish” - Stockfish possibly
GrandPubabofMoldistan
He does say that
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
"'I am become checkmate, destroyer of kings' - Mittens" - SpOnGeBiRb
dart223
Seggs
*pointing a gun at mittens* *shouting* "what is that supposed to mean!?"
SpoonOfDoom
"tell me the name of God you feline piece of shit!"
darthinebriated
Silly mortal, you cannot kill Mittens in any way that matters.
GuillotineTheRich
Mittens checkmated me in 2 moves
gheorghiumihai77
I did not know it is possible to lose in 2 moves. Congrats.
LurkingHusky
It's a specific way of opening
Cheomesh
The hell opening did you do?!
BaddeJimme
f3,e6,g4,qh4#
Cheomesh
Oh, Fool's Mate.
LurkingHusky
Why did you open like that
GuillotineTheRich
It was rated a 1, I was goofing around
ToasterDent
Mittens exists to teach players to take every opponent seriously