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Xenarion
But that only works in English.
MaximCo
Бож.
RandomQuack
Well, that's what it'd take for me to not be an atheist.
Lovemorhatem
Oh ffs, this shit still? What mental disease does someone have to have to care about this? By the way, patato is just potato in spanish.
zachtidmore
Eh, potato tomato
MotherofCoeurls
Jod definitely would wear joots
UncleRat
God, "My name is William. You may call me William, not Bill".
NateKindaGreat
"Thanks, Sky Daddy."
madcatii
Jiraffe, named after it’s j-like body shape
mormacil
The giant giraffe gingerly gelled the gigantic gymnasium
JustSittingHerePooping
Claiming its pronounced JIF is like saying ABC is pronounced ABS. It's not. Abbreviations should sound like the words they stand for.
confanity
I'd file that clip in the folder next the one about graphs (the animal).
PballQhead
RamenAndSuperglue
rubenmemeufo
"Kneel before Jod... "
feraldope
The worst are the ones that say github! It's pronounced like jithub.
Blasfemur
God coming down and only speaking English would be enough fuel to ignite 1M+ deaths in the ensuing religious wars.
ace5762
I mean... 'Jehova', so, kind of tracks.
Kammikatze
Can someone make this a gif?
drdeath1333
I say im-ger and jif
Pizza1sLyfe
I would face "Jod" and walk backwards into hell.
NateKindaGreat
How is this not top comment?! People not knowing their meme references on Imgur. SMDH.
Pizza1sLyfe
It's so disappointing. Smdh
comixthomas
Kneel before Zod
TheePerfectComment
DukeofKMS
Isn’t God speaking Hebrew?
Stanistani
.זה מה שיש אנשים שאומרים
DukeofKMS
Exactly
RagingNorseman
Nah, American English with a deep southern accent.
trustmeimalimodriver
And George is pronounced "g-orge"!
mormacil
George, Giraffe, Germ, Agent, Gist, Giant, Ginger, Gym, Gypsy. G's are often soft and J sounding.
kantaloupe
Which god? יהוה is an Elohim from Ur, so he doesn't count. It's a German word that originally meant an offering to the Aesir, so Odin?
RagingNorseman
Y'all need Odin!
learntotakejoke
There's a long list of different religions so ATLEAST which ever god came down and said that, wed know that religion is wrong lol
SirJamesMonster42
Well, if genocide and raping the planet aren't enough to draw out a god to do an interview with Oprah, it ain't ever gonna happen.
Warune
Imagine it was the flying spaghetti monster all this time
Dolenmorgul
what's next, calling this site imager?!
Inkliest
It’s…. Not?
RagingNorseman
"It's spelled Gesus!"
Fjould
BMANN
G-sus is his rapper name
RagingNorseman
Not OG-sus?
CantStopTheRock
Geosus
BL4UPUNKT
Yeos.
bunny808
He would be wrong...just like those jif people
FondofM
Back off, leave my peanut butter alone!
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
The inventor of the gif disagrees with you, but what tf does he know?
billyjonas
What does he know? As a computer scientist probably a lot. Wait a minute I don’t see linguist on his on eye catching resumÉ
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
How do you pronounce jpeg and what does the "p" stand for?
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
You don't need to be a linguist to know that not every acronym needs to be pronounced according to how you pronounce the parent words.
cenfou2tout
You mean the yiffe people ?
GravyEducation
Nice hif, Jefe
RagingNorseman
ElbowdeepinElmo
BikerMikefromMars
Nah. There is no precedent that the letters of an acronym need to be pronounced as the words they contain. For example LASER and SCUBA
Lichelf
God is still pronounced with a G. It's not like God made the english language or anything so it's not up to him. Not like it's his name.
bunny808
Nah. He would be wrong
AgoutiCutie
What do you mean? Laser starts the same as light, and scuba the same as self. So gif should start like graphics.
PartTimeHobbit
If scuba was pronounced the way its component words are, it’d be sc-uh-buh
AgoutiCutie
You just pronounce the beginning. The rest of the letters are read how it appears.
AgoutiCutie
*they
CWrightPills
Yeah fuck giraffes too
sleeky21
I would, but they're too high up
Lovingimpaler
I feel Lejolas would have something to say about that.
bunny808
What did they ever do to you?
CWrightPills
Also I relish a challenge
CWrightPills
Have a g followed by an i pronounced like a j. Seems to make a lot of people mad.
bunny808
But they're so cute
CWrightPills
I have this data to make a gif memay about giraffes
ditbujin
Worse if he added "my son's name is pronounced Gee-zus"
cristianmalachi
Surisuule
How come and mild puritanical like shoulders and knees is removed within minutes but spam stays up all day?
Aurumai
giho970205
Hey suus
Dartfordian1
*Hey Zeus
RalphH
Cheeese-R-us
legionfri13
Probably is considering… ya know he is also god.
SherMattLockSmith
Funny thing is is f we actually translate as jeshua, A.K.A. Josh. Kinda takes the piss out of it eh? Praying to Josh for salvation?
Dechelonidaemobilis
Or Lil J
ReaperCDN
His name wouldn't even have been Jesus in the first place. The letter J didn't exist back then.
hootimcowlface
“But Jehovah starts with an I” - Professor Henry Jones
BrentPeterson
Neither did Jesus
MrShpoople
And the Holy Jhost
scuba7jb
IIRC the proper hebrew pronunciation is "Yesh-oou-aa"
GiantMoron
But we all call him Josh-ee up here
redmangc
But in the Latin alphabet Jehovah starts with an "i"
thembitchesbewitches
Thanks, Dr. Jones
Scarecrow85
Haha, that popped up in my head as well when I read that comment. Nice.
WhoHim
Therepostingposterwithoutanytitleperson
Gesundheit
eclectico
KommSusserTod
Jesundheit
Bmxtucker
Jod damnit I hate you people!
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
Robitussin
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Is that where the name Joshua came from?
chiefrunswithscissors
Fun fact...no
LateNightBunnyParty
randomwalrus
As far as I can recall... Yes, the letter "J" did not exist in the local languages, at that point in time.
stulfer
Many ppl think Jesus is a copy of Joshua, many of his attributes are, obviously Jesus existed just his profile was jazzed up for PR reasons.
Gayforbae
Joshua actually means gods deliverance. Source, am a josh too. But yes it has the the same roots as Jesus.
LateNightBunnyParty
Yes
BlindGardener
No but they have the same root. The hebrew word for god is usually abbreviated YHWA, and names starting with Yeh and Yoh are god related.
BlindGardener
Or rather Jeh and Joh in the English Pronunciation.
blumpk1npie
Yes
Shamorza
As a Joshua: Holy fuck, could I be Jesus?
LateNightBunnyParty
Beezlebubble
Not with that hairline
LordRevan2584
Maybe. Or mexican.
DetectiveGaff
You're Yah-way now
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Depends, have you perfomed any acts that could be construed as saintly, miraculous or otherwise divine in nature?
Shamorza
Yup, I once walked on a lake. It was frozen though ... but still.
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TheEmeraldProphylactic
Yeshua : Joshua (English)
Yeshua : Iēsous (Greek)
Iēsous : Jesus (English)
Jesus is just a mistranslation of the Greek translation
Shamorza