Day 129 of my journey for a wheelchair

Jan 18, 2025 1:33 AM

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@OP, good poop!

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#14 Hell yeah!

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#25 Still too soon. It will never not be too soon

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#19 As always, original source is Crackermilk. Find more of their content (and stuff with more-accurate wordplay than this) on their Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk

I particularly recommend whichever one you'll find funny. That one's really good. One of their best, really.

This comment brought to you by: Me being tired of them uploading "Our content is being stolen" videos.

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#1 what if a short person looks up my nose!

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#7

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#1 But what if they DON'T lick your head? You will be bummed all day wondering why?

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#1 greatest thing i ever witnessed for the over 6'4ers was a buddy of mine at an afterhours, and this dude rolls up and was all 'i bet you can't touch the ceiling' and buddy was all 'yes i can' and then the dude licked his armpit.. i am still laughing about it 20 years later

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#50 Well played, sir. That one got me.

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#18 Gameboy mom would *still* kidnap me so fast, tbh

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no game boy needed tbh

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#17 I can see my house from here

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#3 She is like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness. She rules her life like a fine skylark and when the sky is starless.

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#14 It's me, I'm guys.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

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#24 It has to be more elaborate than that for me to fall for it, I’ve seen it too many times now lol

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#1 is that... is that something that happens where you live? Because I have never once in my life walked past someone shorter than me and thought "hey, why don't I lick that random stranger's head?"

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#40 This made me laugh before 6am on a Saturday with stupid overtime. Thank you

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#36 My ugly what?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Face

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#1 You belong to them, same as donuts.

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#37 I laughed... I hated myself for it, but I laughed.

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#4

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LMK - Light Machine Kun

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#9 There's also a pornographic musical version of Alice In Wonderland (didn't want to know this, but it's actually kinda funny).

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#5 top right has 1/6th of their index shoved up the urethra. Is this an autopsy diagram??? A living subject might shove their knee somewhere similar to that index finger!

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#22 remember when this would get played on Comedy Central but they'd censor all the sounds?

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#5 bottom middle: what the fuck are you trying to pinch??? The baby?????

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#1 Don’t worry. I’m 6’4” and nobody has ever caught me licking their head.

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We do it on the sneaky

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#14

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#34 I want to know who this character is.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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#26 I've got 6 of the 7 I could definitely identify as real foods (never had stargazy pie). I'm prepared to accept that 4 or 5 of the others might be real, without doing any research. The rest are bollocks...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(and not in the "sweetbreads" sense...)

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Yeah, I'd sort of like to make one, but my wife isn't a fan of stuff that looks back at you...

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Suggest this one for her - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove

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I looked a bunch of them up while asking my mom if she'd had them, because they sound hilarious. I think i had tried 4. With another 3 or 4 i wanted to try

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I'd always recommend a chip butty. But then it is just carbohydrate drenched in fat, with absolutely no nutritional value, so YMMV...

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#15 Sun Bears always look like a human in a bear suit being unconvincing.

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That's a moon bear, also known as the Asian black bear. The marks on a sun bear connect at the top, forming a full circle, while the moon bear's mark forms a crescent.

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Looks like a batbear logo to me.

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Don’t get all One of your Pinks in a Heep, @onepinksheep. But yeah, sun bears (Helarctos Malayanus) generally have a brown/tan - muzzle/snout region. Sun Bears are slightly shorter in length, weigh about 1/3-1/2 as much, and have a wild population roughly 2% that if the Moon Bear (Asiatic Black Bear) (Urus Thibetanus)

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Guess which one is more predominant in Malaysia, and which one is more predominant in Chinese occupied Tibet!!

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Of*

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