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Jan 18, 2025 1:33 AM
Dorlingus
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ReelPoop
@OP, good poop!
DarthInsomnias
#14 Hell yeah!
HappilyRVafter
#25 Still too soon. It will never not be too soon
TyrTheTired
#19 As always, original source is Crackermilk. Find more of their content (and stuff with more-accurate wordplay than this) on their Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk
I particularly recommend whichever one you'll find funny. That one's really good. One of their best, really.
This comment brought to you by: Me being tired of them uploading "Our content is being stolen" videos.
ugopb4me
#1 what if a short person looks up my nose!
DerpeDimmer
#7
ivel501
#1 But what if they DON'T lick your head? You will be bummed all day wondering why?
azarza
#1 greatest thing i ever witnessed for the over 6'4ers was a buddy of mine at an afterhours, and this dude rolls up and was all 'i bet you can't touch the ceiling' and buddy was all 'yes i can' and then the dude licked his armpit.. i am still laughing about it 20 years later
middlenameconfusion
#50 Well played, sir. That one got me.
holyfool521
#18 Gameboy mom would *still* kidnap me so fast, tbh
Grif2005
no game boy needed tbh
tellyourdogisaidhi
#17 I can see my house from here
Billis75
#3 She is like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness. She rules her life like a fine skylark and when the sky is starless.
rdmage11
#14 It's me, I'm guys.
Dorlingus
Hell yeah
Ryzanify
#24 It has to be more elaborate than that for me to fall for it, I’ve seen it too many times now lol
jimmymcgoochie1
#1 is that... is that something that happens where you live? Because I have never once in my life walked past someone shorter than me and thought "hey, why don't I lick that random stranger's head?"
Beesareonthewhatnow
#40 This made me laugh before 6am on a Saturday with stupid overtime. Thank you
thespiral2000
#36 My ugly what?
Dorlingus
Face
Donaldbain
#1 You belong to them, same as donuts.
wiggyswilderness
#37 I laughed... I hated myself for it, but I laughed.
forbiddenfleshlight
#4
iratedragonborn
LMK - Light Machine Kun
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
#9 There's also a pornographic musical version of Alice In Wonderland (didn't want to know this, but it's actually kinda funny).
DirtyOldTowne
#5 top right has 1/6th of their index shoved up the urethra. Is this an autopsy diagram??? A living subject might shove their knee somewhere similar to that index finger!
Roughbuddha
#22 remember when this would get played on Comedy Central but they'd censor all the sounds?
DirtyOldTowne
#5 bottom middle: what the fuck are you trying to pinch??? The baby?????
darthbiscuit
#1 Don’t worry. I’m 6’4” and nobody has ever caught me licking their head.
NikkiManajOfficial
We do it on the sneaky
SalutetheBoner
#14
ReconfigureTheCitrus
#34 I want to know who this character is.
XuncuTheTiger
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noone1415
#26 I've got 6 of the 7 I could definitely identify as real foods (never had stargazy pie). I'm prepared to accept that 4 or 5 of the others might be real, without doing any research. The rest are bollocks...
noone1415
(and not in the "sweetbreads" sense...)
vilikke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazy_pie#/media/File:Baked_stargazy_pie.jpg
noone1415
Yeah, I'd sort of like to make one, but my wife isn't a fan of stuff that looks back at you...
vilikke
Suggest this one for her - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove
Dorlingus
I looked a bunch of them up while asking my mom if she'd had them, because they sound hilarious. I think i had tried 4. With another 3 or 4 i wanted to try
noone1415
I'd always recommend a chip butty. But then it is just carbohydrate drenched in fat, with absolutely no nutritional value, so YMMV...
EggFooYung
#15 Sun Bears always look like a human in a bear suit being unconvincing.
onepinksheep
That's a moon bear, also known as the Asian black bear. The marks on a sun bear connect at the top, forming a full circle, while the moon bear's mark forms a crescent.
obarey
Looks like a batbear logo to me.
BoogiesOogie
Don’t get all One of your Pinks in a Heep, @onepinksheep. But yeah, sun bears (Helarctos Malayanus) generally have a brown/tan - muzzle/snout region. Sun Bears are slightly shorter in length, weigh about 1/3-1/2 as much, and have a wild population roughly 2% that if the Moon Bear (Asiatic Black Bear) (Urus Thibetanus)
BoogiesOogie
Guess which one is more predominant in Malaysia, and which one is more predominant in Chinese occupied Tibet!!
BoogiesOogie
Of*