ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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A Medicine student after six years
Apr 23, 2018 8:57 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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ImaFullNudeTypaBitch
Congratulations OP, I'm sure you'll make a fine doctor! :-)
BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerMushroomMushroom
1 tree = 1 medical degree
selfawareroomba
But these antivaxx moms have done so much research on the internet and thoroughly know more than you! They’ve researched for HOURS!
KillaVLY
The only life he couldn't save was the trees
Draykun
wtf
MarkOfTheCovenant
I'm thankful for people like this man that put that much and more into saving dummies like me
Heyitsdyer
Needs a banana for scale.
colin1977
A printer first day on the job
Root0syntax7
I feel it's pain
frickenunbelievable
Wait till residency.
Stefanontheroad
But can he eat all the paper?
Jaynecobb7
now how much of that shit does he remember?
fiveftninja
he's only 6?
cab435
DangerousNoodle
Pffftttt, my undergrad book stack is taller! Half have never even been opened!
Hypnoticcow
And only two more to go!
fakeshan
Doctor here. All my notes are in an iPad. My wife on the other hand had 8 large luggags worth of notes and books after 6 years.
fakeshan
And 2 more after completing MCC, AMC, PLAB exams. She's freaking smart.
cauliflowersweetandsour
Jesus Christ all the wasted paper.
frostybox
yeah but he'll keep that forever. What is a real waste is books for undergrad bullshit classes you only take cause you have to.
cauliflowersweetandsour
Yeah I’ll definitely back that up.
RkyMtnOystrs
Bottom of that pile is obsolete already
V1adimirPutin
Til, Gegard Mousasi is a doctor
Dramacian
And he is really tall.
MandeePandee
Stack of books looks short for 6 years
mmmmmjellybean
You mean Medical?
WhatKindOfBeesMakeMilk
I *think* OP a french speaker. They call doctors ‘a medicine’. That’s my best guess.
grklein
Médecin.
Grimmaldus02
Que a million “As an engineer...” responses.
Upierczi
A CS student after six years.
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AGracefulCombover
There are PDFs of books EVERYWHERE. and teachers post notes online.
theguywiththememes
@Upierczi was it worth it?
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
*ominous law student laughter rises to a crescendo*
Iankill
More like sobs
blackholevoid10011
PDF from a strange russian website......
Riptide00
And every 6 years thereafter for their rest of their career, to keep up with emerging best practices.
rendombeastly
If you buy books as a comp sci student you're doing it wrong because it's a guarantee someone in the class has a pdf of the book.
RunningForEverAndEver
Haha so true
SupMelloMike
And someone has a book of the pdf.
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
as a cs student , nah
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
That hurts just looking at it.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Yeah, but I'm gonna need a normal size dude to give me a scale for that giant dude. Where's the buffalo measurer?
nmeunier
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in only one species? A physician.
ilovewafflesshapedliketexas
i can't wait till we get cyborg chip implants and learn things like neo did in the matrix
yimittyyams
It's called youtube. Change my headlight? Fix my sink? I'll just download this information instantly from all human knowledge.
Speedohero
TouchThaFishyyy
"What brings you in today?"
ATLien84
Pair that with the drug from Limitless, and we are literally hacked humans. Like holy shit can you imagine?
Amousewithchees
Would make education a lot simpler. Also controlling the population easier too.
LinksRudeAwakening
I think this EVERY DAMN final exam cram session. There MUST be an easier way!
MikeAracter
Goldenteckel
... and nearly everyone affluent enough in G. A. Effinger in 1987's "When Gravity fails" novel (and its 1989's and 1991's sequels).
Nixish
Yeah thats exactly what people will use their chips for. Looking at you, VR
TheDuffMeister
Nah it’s won’t be learning but accessing a database just like we use google.
Okebel
I know Harvard Medecine. That'll be 400,000$ please.
MagicalSpaceWaffle
SovietWilkey
Considering the science, that might be possible but thug alike Kung fu, you learn than as much in the muscles as in the brain.
SovietWilkey
Things not thug
CaptainCrunch2557
Unless we discover the Typhon first
cobybocklot
This would not change the price of education it would make it more expensive
stehenallein
Im not okay letting Zuckerberg on my phone, let alone in my brain.
astrangehop
Just edit him into the woman in the red dress scene
TheFastpaws
If only we could get religion & cultural stigma to stop slowing down science. We'd have already had this shit.
Bertholomew
Whoa, I know proctology...
OmnibusLatinName
oh.
hiig
Then we download Neurosurgeon and Astronaut from TPB, and start wondering why we're hallucinating adware popups and heart rate ransomware.
AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
Please no I don't want to be hacked.
Loxachi
You should watch ghost in the shell (not the new movie) it covers this topic nicley.
GentlemanScientist
My turn to be the alarmist old fart: Wouldn't that bring research and invention to a screeching halt?
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
no i think that would depend on if you were aware the knowledge you were accessing was foreign
Aggrosaur
It would speed things up. If people can understand cutting edge tech quickly it only speeds up innovation. moore's law applied to brains.
GentlemanScientist
What I'm saying is that if you use the same engrams for everyone, everyone will be thinking about problems in the same way.
ArdaktYakshi
No. You can't download what doesn't exist yet. Would still need research and someone to make the thing that was researched.
StonerCatJay
And since it'd be quicker and easier for people to learn what's already known, more time and energy can be spent on researching new things
Fairdinkums
I know kung fu?
ServerMonkeyKing
I know kung fu != I can kung fu.
communicationbreakdown
"Woah"
youknowwhyimhere6969
Show me
ShinksAvoHazaar
AimlessSavant
ilovewafflesshapedliketexas
TuggSpeedmann
CongratsYouAreHereNow
They'll just stick the chip in homeless people and make them work for free
taco1910
At that point we would just have robots do it all, homeless people won’t exist.. people won’t even exist
CongratsYouAreHereNow
"We" ??????
ilovewafflesshapedliketexas
CONFIRMED: taco1910 is a robot
baconsmellsreallygood
Would it be unethical if it made them happy and content w thier lives?
jimdev1922
Stockholme' & Pavlov are rubbing their hands evilly in the corners of our minds.
Icecreaman
Hey, if you told me you could make me happy to work why wouldn't I take it? I'm working anyways, may as well enjoy it.
ToastDNA
Sticking people with needles full of heroin would bring some measure of happiness, would that be wrong?
Drbubbles47
But also the horrible unhappiness of the come down and addiction
Xyzair
Well... as long they're not getting systematically harassed... I'm conflicted, but it's not a definite no anymore.
baconsmellsreallygood
I mean on one hand they will no longer have free will. But on the other hand, every day will be fulfilling & emotionally rewarding
Xyzair
I now wondering if consent to go through with it should be evaluated, considering as a random patient you wouldn't necessarily know.
sweatfirstoneitreidwasnttaken
$35000 collection you built up congrats
ciiral
There's new versions already
Cptspaz
Pfft how about 350,000
tugboatcaptain
Don't worry, he'll be able to sell them all back to the Student Book Store! For $2 per book.
nemesis7878
And then they'll sell them back to students for 90% of the original cost
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I mean, that's what he paid for them. not what theyre worth tho.
shaniquadontliveherenomore
Add a zero.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
remove a couple is more like it.
shaniquadontliveherenomore
Doctor here. $200,000 of debt for in-state tuition at a public university.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
yeah, and were you able to resell your books for the same price you paid?
MegaBanananaHammer
Donate your used textbooks c:
Jimthebutler
Try 3 to six hundred grand depending on what route you took
adrianv34078888
He will make double that in a year starting of slow
Annoyingrobot
Nope. I’ve been a nurse 10 years and make more $ than residents too. and less student loan debt.
rabidsmurfberries
I think nursing is the best route in medicine. Huge need. Flexibility of specialty and shifts. Options for advancement
Annoyingrobot
It’s true! It can be very stressful but also super rewarding. I love my job.
rabidsmurfberries
No he won’t unless he’s in ortho, Derm, plastics or neuro surgery. Allot which have residency/fellowship which are longer than 6 yr
NickRivieraMD
70k is base for family medicine in the sticks.
TheDoctorAP
Can say that is only a maybe. Only a portion of specialties make above 150. Not to mention overheads, liability insurance, and loans.
topshelfassistant
Add a 0
jdpt
Speaks the truth.
spiffylookingnerfherder
That zero is the tuition, not the textbooks.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
$035000.00..... huh... that is better.
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
Quick maths
FancyTurd
That’s too many maths
FullCrimsonic
Cheeky cunt :) +1
Ansem571
Listen here you little shit.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
AZSupernova
I see you didn't take any of the math classes
ItWasCool
yeah, idiot added 3 0's . It's supposed to be 0$35000
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
*hearty chuckle*
Hypnorocks1
Chaotic good
r2d2
Seriously, where’s you attend your med school? Not sure to be happy that a legit med school cost too little or worried
ImNotRacistBut
Many civilized countries subsidize the cost of med school for their students because they like having doctors.
ImNotAnOrange
I went and got an anthropology degree because reasons, one semester of books would be about that tall, half as wide, and cost $100
Neogreenyew
And it will only take a couple decades to pay off your books with that degree
JamEngulfer
I'm doing a computer science degree and have purchased exactly $0 of books in 2 years for it.
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
I got an anthropology degree too, and I really don't know why
ImNotAnOrange
my point, you have to read a fuck ton about stuff not many care about
galspanic
I went and got an MFA in painting. I spent $20k a year for that plus another $1000 a month in supplies. It's all in a landfill in Denver.
tellingyouhowitreallyis
Why? I was one class short of my MFA in music and had reasons to not finish it... I didn't want to give it up.
donttouchmeimacactus
@galspanic well, come back and explain yourself to this guy
galspanic
What guy? You?