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Dec 7, 2017 4:01 AM
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moosemilk
Pretend?
jhackofalltrades
I've Picard maneuvered a fart right into my wife's olfactory presence from two rooms away.
Grizzlydave
Speeeeeeeed. Boost!
LordEyeCandy
I did this once on bike when 10 years old, to add drama and realism I violently tore the handlebars from side to side. 1/2
LordEyeCandy
But all I ended up with was a lot of blood and gravel on my arms and knees. 2/2
Dankdawg69
Skrrrt
cormwallace
Panda
Deandeville
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
Announce “Jet assist!” As you accelerate. Always a classic. +1
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
how can you tell when a moth farts? it flies straight.
yedi001
I run when I fart too... Though mostly because running from my problems has become my default response in life...
xSocksMan
Idownvotewatches
https://media1.tenor.com/images/992ace05caa1ba90852787824f17d1da/tenor.gif?itemid=5597096
Dablair
Who doesn’t?
Poopinwhilebrowsing
I like to think I just got a red mushroom
doodleinthemargins
Sounds like the kind of booster you'd find playing Mario Fart
EroticZombiePants
My grandmother made that her primary form of transportation.
Evergrey
It'll happen to you toooooo
WereGonnaRockDownToElectricAvenue
guywithwifi
LucifertheLumberjack
I really wish you said transpiration *wet farts*
geiokami
Are beans like Nitros then?
SidewalkCrack
Booster thrust
cormwallace
You mean its not?
alfmeister6227
So do the people behind you - in the opposite direction!
Rounds805
You gotta kick your leg like your getting ready to shoot that shotgun
TheGlow
I also throw in a gear stick shift. I've only driven stick in video games.
thebadhorse
*toot*
Saxxon92
Cropdusting
RoeBawt
This guy gets it.
starmasswarseffect
These tags had me rolling
LadyYmir
FistPumpMyJunk
I like to squeeze my cheeks real right n try make it come out my back crack
probshouldntsayitbut
M2THE49
HA IM NOT THE ONLY ONE. And it tickles too!! Oh no I’m weird...
WhatTheDormouseSaid
We just established that there are at least three of us who do this.. (Including me)
Scrampy123
Theoretically, this would exert downward force providing you with more traction. Ideal in rugged terrain!
forestfinagle
As a lady, funnelling then through the front butt is a fun affair
WolfPrincess69
Except when it goes in the front butthole.
MassShit
That's some skill right there
COYIUnited
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
guywithwifi