MRW someone asks me what a mojito is.

Apr 3, 2018 8:25 PM

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love them when it is hot, sunny and I am outside. Have never ordered/drunk one somewhere cold, at night or inside a bar.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, mojitos are nice, but you know what's better?

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I LOVE COCAAAAINE!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Real talk: Mojitos are my drink of choice at any all-inclusive. Perfect drink for doing nothing at all in particular.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I love them in those jugs for ten people with 10 straws. I don't need to get refill every 5 minutes.

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MRW I shotgun a mojito v

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

the ol' bloody shorts sharty farts.

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Is that "Thad"?

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His name is Kevin....but dont you ever call him that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct

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Nah, it's Aquaman.

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