firehippy
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Just some stolen pixels to hopefully brighten your day.
Hope your week is going ok ✌️
[Most viral edit] whaaa? Nice! Cheers folks, be good to each other.
LGooms
#1 Beavers cannot tolerate the sound of running water. To them it means there's a leak and so it must be fixed immediately.
SilkyAvenger
#22 ???
FlatPlutoSociety
Air resistance. When you jump inside the train, the air in the car is encapsulated and moving along with you. When you jump on top of the train, the resistance from the air will slow you and make you move backward relative to the train.
thekittiesbeans
#11 I have some stickers I was deciding where to put 30 years ago.
MadamPuddifoot
#44 I say some variation of "sorry, my brain is (insert food)". Usually it's "my brain is mashed potatoes".
deathisthedestination
Ty!
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
#30
vakler
#8 Oh my god I'm going to annoy so many people.
firehippy
interesseret
Beavers block up rivers because it expands their wetland area that they are safe in. And they are VERY good at it. They will even try to block up a speaker playing the sound of trickling water to stop it.
thebowlllama
#22 this is because inside the train the air is moving in the same direction as you, but if youre on top the air is not moving and when you jump it pushes against you slowing you down. The train isnt slowed down so you land on a point further back on the train than you started. Jumping inside the train your still landing in a different spot, it's just the same relative to the train. Your actually landing farther forward than you started in both cases. The difference is your relation to the train
Eniff
#30 I'm taking a shot. 1. If you didn't have to work, what would you do with your time?
redheadedrobot
Paint and draw as much as I could! :D what about you?
Eniff
Read and play video games... Maybe do some writing.
Baskaa
#39 I need to find what park this was in. This is a story to tell at the bar, and I need the extra details.
redheadedrobot
If I had to guess, I'd say Yellowstone? The original tweet just mentions he took the image at a museum in the Bay Area: https://twitter.com/lsv/status/684049554266664961
wingweaver415
#4 as a Greg...this one hit close to home
DontcallmeLen
We have a void called Shadow too👍
firehippy
Void friends!! 🐈⬛🐈⬛
EarthTourist
#22 wait a minute. Only if there's wind?
Hammer1618time
#13 four to juan
anothergingerbeardman
Nearly
offbalance
Witchcraft……..
NoThankYouImGoodGoAway
#22 but I was promised that air resistance was negligible D:
wobblecopterrrr
Beavers seem to have forethought, they will “ring” a tree, shew all the bark off in a circle, and work down the trunk soo it falls where they want, they eat the young parts, and drag the rest off for lumber.
wobblecopterrrr
*chew
firehippy
xkjagnz
#13 Also the statue of Nelson in Trafalgar square is approx 16 feet tall, Nelson was 5 ft 4 inches, so that is Horatio of 3 to 1
korndogg83
#1 if the water is too shallow then they have an urge to build a dam in order to protect their lodge from predators like wolves or coyotes who don’t want to venture into deeper water. The beavers who didn’t feel this urge probably failed to raise kits.
suckstoyourauntie
That makes total sense, but is not as funny.
atomicsockmonkey
On the other hand, it means the "absolutely not" response is the correct answer.
DocBeeblebrox
#30 Question number one:
firehippy
Oh holy crêpe that’s appalling. My apologies to the elders of the Internet 🙏
DocBeeblebrox
I've heard tell that the app cant futz with things- remove audio, only upload low-res previews instead of originals, etc. With that in mind, the Council of Greybeards has decided to not apply the death penalty... this time
firehippy
NinjaCongo
But we do not grant you the rank of Shitposter.
firehippy
Dylan1313
#22 air friction is one hell of a thing that they remove from physics equations.
OmahaMH
Equations, no. Entry level classes, yes.
Dylan1313
Fair
ummjakefromstatefarm
#30 can someone type this out in the comments so i can read it. My eye sight isn’t that great apparently
firehippy
My bad, it didn’t upload properly/didn’t have enough pixels already.
atomicsockmonkey
Oh, I thought the unreadability was the joke.
ummjakefromstatefarm
I figured as much. I was just goofing
firehippy
Badsequence
firehippy
Yey for the voids!! 😁
Badsequence
Fluffy voids and house panthers of the world unite to meow and demand chimken! Your void is adorable.
firehippy
Thank yous, yours too!
tgeliot
#30 Question #0: can you read microscopic print?
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
#22 skeptical
spiderzim
alexburgers
which is exactly why, wind resistance will cause you to move relative to the train.
spiderzim
Yeah but it’s a negligible amount. I think I saw it on an episode of mythbusters
MisterPrimeMinister
#29 Was she pretending to be a toaster or was she under the impression that she really was a toaster? Better call The SCP Foundation to be sure. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426
jliviKittenJunkie
#46 you guys got 3 friends?
Pheehelm
#1 Beavers will build dams indoors, no water involved. https://youtu.be/DggHeuhpFvg
anotherusernamed
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OhIfIMust
They also respond to the *sound* of running water: Play a recording of it, and they'll spend all night trying to dam it up.
glasshouseinarockstorm
Those poor beavers
firehippy
anotherusernamed
#1
thekittiesbeans
also if they hear it running…
Traquaire
#20 I never remember this one
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Yeah I need help too
CHARM3R
The full moon turns the house into a werehouse (warehouse)
Traquaire
Ahh... That's supposed to be a warehouse... Just looks like a garage to me. That's why I always forget.."Weregarage? Huh?"
NotTinyPancakes
yeah im like "moonshed" oh right right warehouse