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Motherhood
Apr 24, 2017 3:09 AM
paulzero
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misterbookman
Enjoyably fun.
glittergoats
What is this from?
paulzero
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/332210-storks
skribs
Needs one from today where the teacher brings an F and the parent starts yelling at them.
sulfuratus
Oh, come on, Diego, we already discussed this...
GingerHunter
Dwarf Fortress Mother: *uses baby as a shield*
Doctadeth
Dwarf mother - uses baby as a club
TheStealthHippopotamus
I need to save this for mothers day
amoth
anit-vaccers be like "it's gonna be fine"
Phischstaebchen
poor Diego
PrawnSauce
From the film storks
Allofyoush
Thanks
babbzilla
Good movie?
PrawnSauce
Very funny if you have childish humour like me
babbzilla
I need to watch this movie
AlexanderHamilcat
Storks... must watch
OrkfaellerX
Who throws a flail?!
secretagentdoubleobeaver
Weak gripped warriors.
LasseTheLaser
fan fucking tastic
Poltergeist94
Sauce
SirBrendan
Have you read history? Mothers were not particularly successful with keeping their children safe...
MiGatoNoPuedeGato
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Fuckin liberals
Ashboomstick
That's ass-ault, brotha!
christian324
She got no ass...
NATA5
Hittin the kids with that Hank hill booty.
scroogemcduckles
I tell you wot
Dehaka
Vastly underrated movie. FORM OF... SUBMARINE!
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Huh, what a coincidence, I watched this for the first time today and found this post on random
destinedforFP
Honestly this movie was great
Azun1te
source please :(
paulzero
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/332210-storks
ScarletDeeds
Sauce?
nynros
BlahBlahDinks
slipspace55
Storks http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4624424/?ref=m_nv_sr_1
eihposnostam
THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZING.
Texantioch
WHat was it
eihposnostam
"Storks" Surprisingly good!
likehelly
who is throwing a fucking sword
Nomulus
I see somebody's never played SUPERHOT.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
SUPERHOT SUPERHOT
CarnivorousRabbit
You're concerned about the sword... what about the fucking flail?
randelung
AND I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU. CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANNA DO. I DON'T WANNA SLEEP, I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOUUUUUUU
paulzero
http://imgur.com/OShkqt7
CatzEyes93
props on content and timing!
abitdry
What a film
TheGhostOfJackKirby
how about now for fatherhood
spewannik
Was that a huge drum stick?
Exitus04
I like to think that with sound it sounded like that cartoony bonk noise!
alpacahunter
Such an underrated movie!
paulzero
http://imgur.com/OShkqt7
ThisAccountForRecipesandUpVoting
I feel it is so sad how accurate this depicts human history.
thisisprocrastination
Eh? Men did the protecting, women the nurturing.
ThereWillBeDownvotes
This not going in chronological order unreasonably bothers me.
nobodygottimeforthat
i felt the same way
Froglift
Also the weapons in the ancient Greek part are too advanced
MythicalPotato
No it is in order. Romeo empire was before the Middle Ages/midevil
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
I'm more bothered by the fact that she brained that tiger with a massive drumstick
Melanisia
It's reverse Chronological order.
SamuthNBS
I'm not sure classical civilisations came after medieval...
TotallySwagical
Second one is Greek maybe? i think medieval is the first one.
Velexis
Medieval -> Classical (Ancient greek, maybe) -> ice age. Reverse chronological.
SamuthNBS
Yeah I'm a dumbass! :D
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Figured it out after I posted, but thanks. Yeah, you are correct.
DynamicMessOfJigglingThings
Did you know that motherhood doesn't really exist from a scientific point of view ? It has to be learned.
Falsie
Thank fuck someone said it.
NotGonnaTellYouThat
I didn't know that but it sounds surprising. Can you give some more information or a link please?
lostnortherner
That wasn't my experience. As soon as I saw my daughter it was as though I'd opened the door to a brand new part of my brain.
NachosFlandersStyle
We learned about that in psych. There's no such thing as "maternal instinct." As a mom of two, I can confirm. 1/2
NachosFlandersStyle
I've watched my precious offspring fall on their faces rather than catching them more times than I can count. 2/2
DynamicMessOfJigglingThings
Thanks ! I usualy only get angry irrational responses...
NachosFlandersStyle
I upvoted you. Sorry about the downvotes.
JohnQPubic
i was really hoping for a modern day woman protecting her child from syringes with her blog
ThanatosElNyx
Or protecting her child from diseases with a syringe.
JenniferAnuston
CanOnlySayYes
LMAO
BattlefieldCounterStrike
http://imgur.com/D1klPbS
juffowup00
Well you tried...
WalkingWithPythons
Only for it to die from disease
Havok707
well its awfully hard to club disease. I hear they tried canons, but it didn't work out !
25schmeckles
Well I was really hoping it would be a woman picking up a cat fending off a bunch of babies with a sheild
JohnQPubic
god DAMN that shit is dynamite
fozzibab
That is a genuinely awesome and witty joke and you should use it often.
mastervexer
pie4sale
And it not work lol
rachetje
As a blogging mom, this made me laugh.
JohnQPubic
thanks. hope you were my one downvote :)
rachetje
Nope. You got an upvote man! I hate the anti vac.
JohnQPubic
well i absolutely love you and your sense of humor ❤️
JohnQPubic
i'm aggravated that this is my hottest comment of the night when i also divulged my secret chimichuri recipe
Amazinglightbulb
Hard to guess what imgur wishes
JohnQPubic
it's not unlike screaming at a wall for its acceptance
Badorsickguy
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
It's from Storks. It happens when the female lead hears the baby crying in a pod and after this scene she leaps for it and crashes the 1/2
piccolodew
dootdot gotta check this out
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
hovercraft they were using to deliver the baby. 2/2
JoeysBrooklynRage
Honestly i loved the movie.
paulzero
I also made this one:
paulzero
http://imgur.com/OShkqt7
Gecko736
Me too. I loved that scene where they were both arguing that they would take care of the baby crying and the other can go to sleep.