Explain A Film Plot Badly

Apr 6, 2017 9:17 PM

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The kids in Logan weren't fleeing the government, but a corporation connected to Essex.

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My preferred one for Twilight is "The story of a teenage girl's struggle to choose between necrophilia and bestiality."

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Aladdin: dishonesty and class warfare featuring Robin Williams

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#2 well no, that's just outright wrong.

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Orphan girl makes a baby and gives it to a neglected boy. Storks

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Failed writer listens to crazy guy about the end of the world.

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Great gatsby: Leo DeCaprio plays a selfish jerk and then dies, and doesn't win an oscar.

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#15 Our god is an indian that turns into a wolf.

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#15 isn't explaining the plot badly. That's it. That's the plot.

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*the last one

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Still a better love story than oh wait...

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TRON: please do not look into laser with remaining eye. .)

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The Princess Bride - an old man reads his grandchild his favorite violent story against the child's will. There is kissing.

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Mad Max Fury Road - Clowns drive around the desert yelling at each other until they end up back home.

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Moana: "Put That Thing back where it came from or So Help Me!!!"

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A bunch of people die in a ship wreck but before that we get to see Kate Winslet's boobs - Titanic

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But, but friends isn't a film.

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Is he really alone though if there are 8 other people there?

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Billionaire commits genocide and massacres an entire race of people apart from one family, fuelled by childhood trauma (the incredibles)

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Just being pedantic but #6 was poorly executed - "a man alone in a forest with 7 guys"

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Teenage runaway is transported to strange land, accidentally kills someone, teams up with 3 oddballs and sets out to kill again.Wizard of Oz

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I know everything and nothing. -a movie I'm not supposed to talk about

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Sorry, we voted and you're out the club. Not sorry.

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#3 is wrong twice. In Disney's version, a leopard kills them (tigers aren't native to Africa). In the novels, his mother dies of illness 1/2

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2/2 when he is one year old, and Kerchak kills his father.

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2.5 movies? But there was only one Matrix movie

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TBH yes, they sucked, but one day I watched all of them back to back and it made it a little better. Plus The Animatrix was the FUCKIN TITS

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I enjoyed the second movie. It's too bad they didn't go for a third though

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One of my faves: Leonardo DiCaprio wanders a frozen wasteland in search of an Oscar -The Revenant.

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Leo goes on a cruise in search of an Oscar and drowns- Titanic

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Also: Leonardo DiCaprio wanders through people's dreams in search of on Oscar but gets lost - Inception

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Also; Leo gets raped by a bear in search of Oscar.

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I have #1 as a wallpaper on my wall!

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Go Giants.. (*sobs* they lost tonight)

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Are the kids these days calling posters "wallpaper"?

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Well isn't the paper on the wall?

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