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From the couch to the guyliner to the pope, J.D. Vance has become a lightning rod for ridiculous rumors that somehow aren't instantly laughed out of existence. Because he's the kind of schlub that doesn't have nearly enough moral character to make you think it's impossible for him to do such a thing. Anything you say about J.D. Vance is plausible. Any photoshop could be his real face. J.D. Vance is The Everyman of Schmucks.
Source: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/getting-ahead-of-it-jd-vance-almost-definitely-didnt-kill-the-pope
inkswitch11
a face most fistable
SteveMND
Yep, just like the couch thing. We all KNEW it was a joke. The original poster even included the 'would someone go on the internet and lie" meme alongside his original comment. But we, as a civilization, still read that and collectively said to ourselves, "yeah, he seems like the sort of guy that'd fuck a couch, all right."
duktayp
"didn't kill the Pope" and "caused the Popes' death" can be 2 different things
zeacorzeppelin10
I heard Vance fucking argued with the Pope,
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
Either JD Vance killed the pope or the pope, having just met JD Vance, decided life was no longer worth living. Those are the only two plausible explanations!
opus68
RocMage
The guyliner is not a "ridiculous rumor" anyone with eyes can see that he got eyeliner tattoo. It looks good, he should own it instead of making ridiculous lies that he didn't do it.
RocMage
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSqVkbAbMAEG5EX?format=jpg&name=medium
Voojagig
The most slanderable man in the country is either him or Ted Cruz wife.
Iaimtomisbehave
Lol.