Raccoon penis is the new name for my punk klezmer band.

Apr 22, 2026 4:05 PM

fucktrump

politics

vaccinate_your_children

virginia

#2 that fits the pattern so far!

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Why would the military possibly benefit from people not catching preventable diseases?

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#3 If women were truly THAT annoyed, they’d do a mass work shutdown and bring the economy to its knees because they’re such a huge part of the workforce now. But nobody in America is bothered enough to band together and do what needs doing. The only people going hard in the paint are the ones burning down warehouses and ganking CEOs and let’s stop pretending otherwise.

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#1 Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

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Punk Klezmer? I'll be that sounds like 80 raccoons fucking!

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#3 Agreed!

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#4 This is a absolutely dereliction of duty as we leave them, exposed to all manner of biological weapons

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#3 If only she would endorse Saikat Chakrabarti. We need every progressive we can get on the floor.

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So are they supposed to barf on the enemy?

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I'm Canadian, but I have a mad crush on AOC. She's just amazing.

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#1 Aim that spear better!

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#3 is that RFK Junior?

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#4 Sir! We have intel that our enemy has made a critical error and has left themselves vulnerable! Call in Delta Force!

“Well about that. Delta force is unable to deploy. The flu. Yes, all of them.”

How bad could it be, not vaccinating a group that stays in close quarters with each other through long deployments where they don’t get much sleep and their immune systems are vulnerable? What a horrific overreach we’ve foisted upon or military members.

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Gotta wear one in your hat....

( I have actually seen this )

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#4 The only kind of strategist who wouldn't want an army's troops vaccinated is a strategist working for the enemy of those troops. I'm pretty sure I read that in The Art of War.

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Syphilis-riddled prostitutes. It's cheaper than "scorched earth."

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Ahh like someone compromised by Russian intelligence services, with mob ties to boot?

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George Fucking Washington did it. If it's good enough for the original 6-Star, it's good enough for me.

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The only kind of people who what do what Republicans are doing to the US and its allies are the US' enemies.

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#1 Really not good to quote John Wilkes Booth. Like that quote is about murdering people who freed slaves, not the people who owned slaves.

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You think John Wilkes Booth just randomly spoke a Latin phrase and wasn't parroting a famous quote? Are you stupid?

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Pretty sure this is a direct reference to the state seal of Virginia, which had this quote proposed to be part of it well before John Wilkes Booth was born.

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Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic_semper_tyrann">rannis">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic_semper_tyrannis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_and_seal_of_Virginia

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