All my insults now seem inadequate

Jun 26, 2013 2:20 PM

BionicRagdoll

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All my insults now seem inadequate

LittleDragon

I do love Twain.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crackkills

"I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling" - Malcolm Reynolds

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DavidBowiesCodpiece

Churchill was a saucy little minx, wasn't he?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

mayugebeam

Oh Count Talleyrand you say the most complimentary things.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

samurai1993

Dorothy Parker Just called someone a whore in the most elegant way.

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

mackaylaisnotmyrealname

Dorothy Parker has so much sass. Referring to Atlas Shrugged, she said, “This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.... (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mackaylaisnotmyrealname

... It should be thrown with great force.” (2/2)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IFuckingLoveOtters

I finally found something frontpage-worthy in user submitted. Fare well BionicRagdoll.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AguyonImgur

Churchill's one is my favourite: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

AdorableEvil

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

laura378

Faulkner and his paragraph long sentences. Twain's was my favorite.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0