DoperThanNarcotics
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Mar 15, 2016 2:35 AM
DoperThanNarcotics
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lokiBEATSthor
That username
RachTrap
This whole time I thought that guy was just finding the weirdest shakespeare quotes.
Pizzaheadstand
This dump really grasps my sense of humor, +1.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
#1 OP really likes dicks.
NinjaPoopy
I've seen all these but this was some cream of the crop shit, so it's okay.
illuminasty
Professional fisting REALLY should be organized by weight class.
DuckPlatoon
#8 http://youtu.be/uDIgS-Soo9Q
TheComputerScientist
You're the kind of combat group of water fowl I like. Shame there aren't more episodes.
WinterInMyHeart
If my ex was a vegetable she would be a rudebega.
theanswerisinthebanana
I'll give OP dicks in a minute
GreaterDog
#7 is probably one of the funniest tweets I've seen
JacobFoxxx
HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA
711isAnInsideJob
Firefighters do sometimes fight fire with fire
srsfaceI8C
#6 is how I feel whenever someone posts an Unpopular Opinion Puffin.
yesthisisturbo
@QR you're a dick
LazerNazi
Now I want to become a canibal just so I can say I was what I ate. An innocent man
mahapatih
That alphabet thing... Mind=Blown
equatebrand
The title really ties it together.
BusterScruggs
He´s got the point
DoperThanNarcotics
Unquote
equatebrand
Only one letter with a dick?
AerinRavage
I really enjoyed these! Also, I think all but one were new to me. Kudos! =^.^=
DoperThanNarcotics
Which one, might I ask?
AerinRavage
The "Gangster name is The Street" and I think "unquoted Shakespeare". Still funny!
DoperThanNarcotics
Oh ok cool. I was just wondering because I thought I'd seen the street b4 and didn't know if it was from here or not. THANKS
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
My new life goal is to be so hot I'm a fineapple.
DoperThanNarcotics
Everyone is a fineapple to someone
TheMeats
Smooth af
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Aww. I needed that.
DoperThanNarcotics
:) glad I could help!
alexhawz
I never thought of chairs that way. I like my sideways chair the best.
IComeWithWifi
I am currently sat in the lemon-scented chair of privacy.
iamthemansheep
Yo can I get some of that lemon scent? I'm losing a battle to a spicy chic filet sandwich
abrakadumbass
took me a minute to realise you meant your bed, rather than a chair that was tilted 90 degrees right or left
Pikka
That depends on his sleeping position, I guess.
jessebear
I needed your comment to know it was bed...thank you.
Nibbets
"Look both ways before you cross the Street" lol
ironraves
You think you can step to the street!?
DoperThanNarcotics
I kinda wish he said Da streets lol
Mistruths
Even better: name your sneaking Skyrim character "The Wind."
PickledSpider
This took me a minute. Well done.
NoeCarrier
"Damn, that Dragon Priest hits like a truck! I guess you could say he broke Wind."
Mistruths
*makes noise* "Huh? Who's there?!" ... "Must've been The Wind."