Sitting in traffic on my way home when diarrhea contractions start setting in

Mar 1, 2017 3:17 AM

For the record I did make it home.

Thai food. Every time. I love it, but...

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When it returns at the second light! Lol

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Pro tip: Cracker Barrel is the best roadside shitter. Clean. Anonymous. Ubiquitous.

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Plus if you need to buy candy to stock your time machine, you're in luck!

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That's a solid fringe benefit, friend.

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You're not a man until you've shat your pants

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