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Jun 24, 2026 5:14 AM
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ziralien
lmao
UnattendedDeviant
If there was an ounce of turth to this Kash Patel would be at the podium yesterday.
eromitlab
...then the unit goes to auction and Dave Hester buys it. YUUUP!
spitfires2000
"It was, in fact, Juanita that was fucking nuts!" - in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Thresholdpush
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2F2MWZ2enc3N2VhZGkxbDF4aGcwc202eHk5MG5hY2kwb25wMTJzayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/44lnMVc88NugM/200w.webp
UserSubLurkerMan
BenderSaysNeat
Aw dang, I was in charge of canceling our lease on this unit as the Head Communist Storage Director for my local antifa chapter! Our current rental agreement has some totally bogus up-charges if you use the unit to secretly grow algae. So we were trying to save a few Soros-bucks (thanks again, George!) by just digging a shallow hole in the sun and filling it with a bit of water because it turns out algae will just grow there all on its own and doesn’t need an entire meth lab setup.
thefinglongerer
You had me at "paint stripping peptides"
ErindorGhostPope
Mmm, Ecto-Cooler.
TheMoonBnuuy
You can't believe anything John McAfee says... I mean the dude is balls to the wall insane.
Also he died in a prison in Spain...
AdmiralButtStuff
Of course, they do. They're all as fucking stupid as they are fucking hateful.
MisterRichard
... John McAfee news? Juanita Broadrick? Get back in the fucking delorean, Marty
Peden1
They should attack the capitol in protest
Bojovnik84
This is why they're pushing AI. Their base already believes the dumbest shit.
NightOwlRally
It falls in line with Bannon's "flood it with shit" tactic.
Regeny
What was it actually?
asucks
People really do grow algae as a renewable food source. Look up photobioreactor. There’s been people growing algae from home and in labs for years long before this nonsense.
spontaneous9
Just DON'T look right over there at those epstein victims, whatever you do.
TMPudding
Convert it to red algae, declare it a miracle and invite all the loyal Trumpists to come experience the healing waters.
foxpotate
https://www.philosopheasy.com/p/dietrich-bonhoeffers-terrifying-theory they are so fucking stupid they can't tell fiction from reality.
medimr
Antifa II: The Secret of the Ooze
eromitlab
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGE1dGZicjUxMGQ0b2c4MnBsMWV0N3ZhZ2RyYm5xcHRnY2VscTZlMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wtVljL9rUURW0/200w.webp
medimr
sarahsaurroar
kriswinters
Dude, that's my emergency stash of Ecto-Cooler. You give that back!
dirtyFrenchman
UserNamesArentEasy
If you still have ecto-cooler its probably growing algae as we speak.
itsthevoiceman
I still remember my days of 4chan use whereby people successfully got people to microwave their fucking phones to recharge the battery.
People have always been this stupid. Problem is, we usually had a way to reign it in. Now, the very same kind of stupid lives in the White House.
Shoutrr
and now, they'll constantly use this as "proof" and will never look back, because the conservative mind is a very simple mind, once an "idea" take a seat, it never ever leave.
DwaneDibbley
ClericOfTheProsperityGospel
I know this is just making fun of them, but like, Damn. It's very cool. Left wing got algae eco terrorists. And really, it's a good idea. We should be out here sabotaging trumps projects. Yknow. If ever one exists where he doesn't shoot himself in the foot before anyone gets a chance to even think up how.
Fyreworx
If the god kind says something they will fill in the gaps and believe every bit of it.
ChickenNuggetNumber05
is that the anti virus McAfee dude?
tinynopeling
He's been dead for a few years, so probably not.
AWarningToOthers
The photo is actually part of a phytoplankton growing tutorial for reef tanks that they stole from here: https://www.reefbum.com/instructional/how-to-grow-live-phyto-step-by-step-guide/
backrideup9
It may as well been left over Ecto Coolers from 1994.
CHARCHIMUS
THEY WERE SO GOOD
DutchBoeremeisie
I kind of wish I had a twitter account so I could post that there.
Thank you for this sauce.
AWarningToOthers
Oh it is already all of twitter already.