Jan 8, 2023 3:09 PM
JarJarDrinks
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YsgramorsSoupSpoon
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WowSoSparkly
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Can you imagine every time you went to take a drink of water someone tried to kill you and eat you?
kadaeux
People who live where Nestle operates in 3rd world countries: “sure”
Good point. Nestle takes over public water in the US too btw. They just purchased a huge portion of the Sierra Nevada foothills to bottle.
SomeHippy
"Zebra with the knock out!" "Lion is gonna have trouble remembering that one later" "Right you are Pat. Good chance of a concussion there"
therealzombiejesus
Wouldn't surprise me if that blow to the chest/head area didn't mortally wound it, if not outright kill them.
EverNotRelevant
NOT TODAY, SATAN
HenryLongfellowIII
grimwyrd
jethz
when I was a young warthog.
LocalPumpkinHero
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOG!!!!
DarkHollowDulcimers
Excellent feint by Thompson's gazelle.
Immune2Iocaine
Barry Sanders would be proud.
Cthulhuchooseyou
There is a high amount of cat parkour in this.
hardytardigrade
Perhaps a juke
Jaqdakloun
No, it was a gazelle.
RabbiKirschbaum
That lion probably
girlsdontp00p
Gosh darn!
SecondSince
FUN!
Helveticus
Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the yard?
MawgSpawn
Don't be silly
HankArt
The very same!
bardman135
AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!!
coffeebaby
Zebra was like... not today son.
GraveyardWater
Can you imagine if every time you went to the grocery store, there was an assassin waiting to kill you
SithElephant
America!
P0oPfAce
try shopping late at night in the ghetto
LordBarringtonBunks
Or school.
Novastar22
Or mall. Or church.
Seph89
The 4th one with that fake out
JockoV
A whole lot of razzle dazzle going on here.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
'Cept ol crocadiply over there. Apex af. Only stop left on the Evo scale is creb
timmargh
/gallery/r5xbXF5/comment/2296540005
putcleverusernamehere
So... just FYI you did have almost double the characters left to make this intelligible
METROlD
Is this person speaking English?
LOL
This is why I don't drink water.
sheeeiit
The ultimate swerve
peastream
Serpentine!
keyblader1985
Deer was already on high alert; great zebra back kick too
BeenisWeenis
Poomba sure can move!
Imagine something as simple and necessary as a drink of water carrying the constant threat of your jump-scare death. Civilization is great!
remember when we couldn't cough in public
Ryanator50
You can cough. Just cough into the mask.
RoamingEast
now that the deinosuchus is in The Isle you can experience that in a video game!
Umkontodon
They only seem on edge on TV. Most animals live in groups to protect each other and even different species cooperate to alert each other.1/2
And most predators don't have a high successful kills except for African wild dog (85%), Black-footed cat (60%), & Cheetah (58%) 2/2
teal4two
The people of Flint have.
TheFastpaws
America is working on having no drinkable water again.
Basehex
nullbr
Classic Cassius
SaintCody
That's Muhammad Ali, he didn't like being called Cassius clay
but "Classic Muhammad" didnt had the same jist to it, and he isnt here to read that
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
how about Muthafuckin Muhammad?
thats... thats actually better
Perfection
Tovarish1013
How is this man real IDK. This is a straight up cartoon character shit.
Giantmutantcrab
Never get angry. Should have broken all of Ali's ribs because he was holding on the ropes. Fight smart, not angry.
[deleted]
AnonOmis1000
You don't gotta be good to know where someone better messed up
Indeed. This was also Foreman's mistake. He wanted to rip Ali's head off. Had he kept calm, he would have punched his guts out.
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
Iirc this is an exhibition match, it's not a belt match, so they are having fun
wodansring
yep
FurtiveGlancer
Love the PG rated version
DdCno1
Got a link to the original?
Nope - but Google probably does
johnny0nthesp0t9
Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive and Dodge.
G0MeatCube
Can't get over that zebra kick. You could tell that lion was knocked the fuck out by that dead fall
SmokyDoggg
kyro
That's a "this won't kill you now, but if the infection doesn't get you, being too crippled to hunt will" kinda wound.
MickeyCallahan
"Excuse me, I'm eating, here."
Grimmrog
No one eats my Wife except me -angry bull ptobably
Stark1y
Didn't really want to see animal suffering today but thanks I guess
It’s nature. Life is hard when you’re delicious.
So post it somewhere where people get some warning. It's really easy to not be a giant cunt
FFS Linda if you won’t decide what’s for dinner I’ll just do it myself.
locksstock
Lion got "proper fucked"
ifteguy2
Before ze Germans got there?
fatmonkeymcgee
An remember boys, she awful partial to the periwinkle blue.
Do ya like dags?
Oh, dogs. Sure. I like dags. I like caravans more
I believe the kids call it “yeet”
CivilizedUndead
Lion documentary: ? Buffalo documentary ?
derekjohn
'And what do we say to the God of Death ?'
nemocares
And in the background the predator succumbs to famine...
I don't remember that bit in the script.
RUN BITCH GET SOME HELP
chichiFregiLover
hares and rabbits have a 360° vision
OmenJones
happywalker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
ardtay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_ntrq_K40
Why is there a picture of this piece of shit?
Wanananananana
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
dswagz
A hare over $6 Million...Perfect.
bardock
If you can dodge a hawk you can dodge a ball
Idsertian
I know that's a $6m Man reference, but I read that in Scout's voice.
Mistruths
That's more of a Wunuhnuhnuhnuhnuh but same
barnwolf
What eats the crocodiles and sharks?
motavia99
Other crocodiles and sharks
pjm82
Germs and parasites
Rrrrgrr
Jaguars eat crocodiles. Killer Whales eat Great Whites
Imnotafuckingrobotimgur
Caiman are not technically crocodiles, Jaguar don't occupy the same areas as your traditional croc. Still, what they do is insane.
plainoldfool
I'm sure if a jaguar lost in Africa or Australia came across a crocodile, it would go for it.
jaguars are no fucking joke
Aw man, croc's already had a rough go. Look at his tail.
ballsoutflyer
What tail?
Damn son
FweejTheOverseer
Pokegeologist
Dead crocs got no tails.
viila
"Wait, I was supposed to be the predator!"
Kligan
Jaguars are terrifying...
NotACanadian
Fucking jaguars, man. They can chomp through a cranium like it's biscotti.
CannonFolder
Too damn many ppl in this thread don't know what a caiman is https://youtu.be/Cre4ykkO-7Q
Trollero
TL;DR a territory that comprises three islands south of Cuba
Jhf2112
Most people on here call chimps monkeys. The caiman/crocodile distinction is asking a lot.
LordFranca
We just ignoring that croc already lost its tail to something?
That wound seems a little too fresh to be an old one.
Not sure if small croc or full sized caiman, but jaguars do hunt caiman.
chicharrone
It's time for me to go to bed...I thought that was his penis... my bad
It falls off to confound predators, it'll grow back /s
Something? It’s likely the animal dragging it off tore it up in the fight to kill it.
halfemptygoonbag
Difference is theyre not eating theyre own
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
You wrote : "they are not eating ... they are own".
ImGooder
Crocs will %100 eat their own.
VolcanoHerder
Well you got one of them right, minus the apostrophe
wiltsjunk
Lions will definitely eat other lions
zagibu
Eat? Not sure. Males will try to kill the young sometimes, to return a mother to their harem.
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
WowSoSparkly
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Can you imagine every time you went to take a drink of water someone tried to kill you and eat you?
kadaeux
People who live where Nestle operates in 3rd world countries: “sure”
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Good point. Nestle takes over public water in the US too btw. They just purchased a huge portion of the Sierra Nevada foothills to bottle.
SomeHippy
"Zebra with the knock out!" "Lion is gonna have trouble remembering that one later" "Right you are Pat. Good chance of a concussion there"
therealzombiejesus
Wouldn't surprise me if that blow to the chest/head area didn't mortally wound it, if not outright kill them.
EverNotRelevant
NOT TODAY, SATAN
HenryLongfellowIII
grimwyrd
HenryLongfellowIII
jethz
when I was a young warthog.
LocalPumpkinHero
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOG!!!!
DarkHollowDulcimers
Excellent feint by Thompson's gazelle.
Immune2Iocaine
Barry Sanders would be proud.
Cthulhuchooseyou
There is a high amount of cat parkour in this.
hardytardigrade
Perhaps a juke
Jaqdakloun
No, it was a gazelle.
RabbiKirschbaum
girlsdontp00p
Gosh darn!
SecondSince
FUN!
Helveticus
Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the yard?
MawgSpawn
Don't be silly
HankArt
The very same!
bardman135
AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!!
coffeebaby
Zebra was like... not today son.
GraveyardWater
Can you imagine if every time you went to the grocery store, there was an assassin waiting to kill you
SithElephant
America!
P0oPfAce
try shopping late at night in the ghetto
LordBarringtonBunks
Or school.
Novastar22
Or mall. Or church.
Seph89
The 4th one with that fake out
JockoV
A whole lot of razzle dazzle going on here.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
'Cept ol crocadiply over there. Apex af. Only stop left on the Evo scale is creb
timmargh
/gallery/r5xbXF5/comment/2296540005
putcleverusernamehere
So... just FYI you did have almost double the characters left to make this intelligible
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
METROlD
Is this person speaking English?
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
METROlD
LOL
P0oPfAce
This is why I don't drink water.
sheeeiit
The ultimate swerve
peastream
Serpentine!
keyblader1985
Deer was already on high alert; great zebra back kick too
BeenisWeenis
Poomba sure can move!
hardytardigrade
Imagine something as simple and necessary as a drink of water carrying the constant threat of your jump-scare death. Civilization is great!
P0oPfAce
remember when we couldn't cough in public
Ryanator50
You can cough. Just cough into the mask.
RoamingEast
now that the deinosuchus is in The Isle you can experience that in a video game!
Umkontodon
They only seem on edge on TV. Most animals live in groups to protect each other and even different species cooperate to alert each other.1/2
Umkontodon
And most predators don't have a high successful kills except for African wild dog (85%), Black-footed cat (60%), & Cheetah (58%) 2/2
teal4two
The people of Flint have.
TheFastpaws
America is working on having no drinkable water again.
Basehex
nullbr
Classic Cassius
SaintCody
That's Muhammad Ali, he didn't like being called Cassius clay
nullbr
but "Classic Muhammad" didnt had the same jist to it, and he isnt here to read that
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
how about Muthafuckin Muhammad?
nullbr
thats... thats actually better
putcleverusernamehere
Perfection
Tovarish1013
How is this man real IDK. This is a straight up cartoon character shit.
Giantmutantcrab
Never get angry. Should have broken all of Ali's ribs because he was holding on the ropes. Fight smart, not angry.
[deleted]
[deleted]
AnonOmis1000
You don't gotta be good to know where someone better messed up
Giantmutantcrab
Indeed. This was also Foreman's mistake. He wanted to rip Ali's head off. Had he kept calm, he would have punched his guts out.
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
Iirc this is an exhibition match, it's not a belt match, so they are having fun
wodansring
yep
FurtiveGlancer
Love the PG rated version
DdCno1
Got a link to the original?
FurtiveGlancer
Nope - but Google probably does
johnny0nthesp0t9
Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive and Dodge.
G0MeatCube
Can't get over that zebra kick. You could tell that lion was knocked the fuck out by that dead fall
SmokyDoggg
kyro
That's a "this won't kill you now, but if the infection doesn't get you, being too crippled to hunt will" kinda wound.
MickeyCallahan
"Excuse me, I'm eating, here."
Grimmrog
No one eats my Wife except me -angry bull ptobably
Stark1y
Didn't really want to see animal suffering today but thanks I guess
SmokyDoggg
It’s nature. Life is hard when you’re delicious.
Stark1y
So post it somewhere where people get some warning. It's really easy to not be a giant cunt
kadaeux
kadaeux
FFS Linda if you won’t decide what’s for dinner I’ll just do it myself.
locksstock
Lion got "proper fucked"
ifteguy2
Before ze Germans got there?
fatmonkeymcgee
An remember boys, she awful partial to the periwinkle blue.
ifteguy2
Do ya like dags?
fatmonkeymcgee
Oh, dogs. Sure. I like dags. I like caravans more
SmokyDoggg
I believe the kids call it “yeet”
CivilizedUndead
Lion documentary: ? Buffalo documentary ?
derekjohn
'And what do we say to the God of Death ?'
nemocares
And in the background the predator succumbs to famine...
derekjohn
I don't remember that bit in the script.
ifteguy2
RUN BITCH GET SOME HELP
chichiFregiLover
hares and rabbits have a 360° vision
OmenJones
happywalker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
ardtay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_ntrq_K40
Giantmutantcrab
Why is there a picture of this piece of shit?
SmokyDoggg
Wanananananana
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
dswagz
A hare over $6 Million...Perfect.
bardock
If you can dodge a hawk you can dodge a ball
Idsertian
I know that's a $6m Man reference, but I read that in Scout's voice.
Mistruths
That's more of a Wunuhnuhnuhnuhnuh but same
barnwolf
What eats the crocodiles and sharks?
motavia99
Other crocodiles and sharks
pjm82
Germs and parasites
Rrrrgrr
Jaguars eat crocodiles. Killer Whales eat Great Whites
Imnotafuckingrobotimgur
Caiman are not technically crocodiles, Jaguar don't occupy the same areas as your traditional croc. Still, what they do is insane.
plainoldfool
I'm sure if a jaguar lost in Africa or Australia came across a crocodile, it would go for it.
SmokyDoggg
wodansring
jaguars are no fucking joke
kyro
Aw man, croc's already had a rough go. Look at his tail.
ballsoutflyer
What tail?
keyblader1985
Damn son
FweejTheOverseer
Pokegeologist
Dead crocs got no tails.
viila
"Wait, I was supposed to be the predator!"
Kligan
Jaguars are terrifying...
NotACanadian
Fucking jaguars, man. They can chomp through a cranium like it's biscotti.
CannonFolder
Too damn many ppl in this thread don't know what a caiman is https://youtu.be/Cre4ykkO-7Q
Trollero
TL;DR a territory that comprises three islands south of Cuba
Jhf2112
Most people on here call chimps monkeys. The caiman/crocodile distinction is asking a lot.
LordFranca
We just ignoring that croc already lost its tail to something?
[deleted]
[deleted]
keyblader1985
That wound seems a little too fresh to be an old one.
plainoldfool
Not sure if small croc or full sized caiman, but jaguars do hunt caiman.
chicharrone
It's time for me to go to bed...I thought that was his penis... my bad
Trollero
It falls off to confound predators, it'll grow back /s
SmokyDoggg
Something? It’s likely the animal dragging it off tore it up in the fight to kill it.
halfemptygoonbag
Difference is theyre not eating theyre own
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
You wrote : "they are not eating ... they are own".
ImGooder
Crocs will %100 eat their own.
VolcanoHerder
Well you got one of them right, minus the apostrophe
wiltsjunk
Lions will definitely eat other lions
zagibu
Eat? Not sure. Males will try to kill the young sometimes, to return a mother to their harem.