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OdiumToJoy
You don't really discover quantum physics? It's a theory.
somethingstupidandclever
Once you go black hole...
wamphyri13r
I worked with a genius burnout years ago at a Shell station. Took him 5 minutes to ask how to stop a 20 second bomb.
AsianLeprechaun
After getting shot in the face by Elmer Fudd*
Bijrn
"Aliens."
AlexanderGibson
And he did that shit before calculators. Crazy
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Guess that explains the hair
SwayzeS
Physics is a hair-raising subject!
RedRacoon
The shit you get away with when you’re hot shit.
bigolejim
GondwanaCraton
Looks like quantum physics fixed his eyesight.
giho970205
So what really happened to this man?
Djurkwhad
Junior Web Developer ==> Seasoned "Full Stack" Web Developer
FishDimension
So basically he turned into Dr Robotnik?
Hatrax
He only smoked one quanta, and looked what happened.
jackhunterjones4
Jimthebutler
Aliens
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So will Plancking
jjsjosCreator
too be fair some of his earlier work he had done someone had published afew years before and alot of his early influences tryed to dissuade
jjsjosCreator
him from pursuing physics because "all of the important discoveries have already been made" good thing he kept keeping on
GodDerpsInMysteriousWays
It looks like his hair achieved a quantum superposition
quade
I expected more squinting...
nik0laus
He’s always been constant in my life
JCBalance
A pretty small one though
T0go
lettuceleavesblowinginthewind
So you’re saying extreme science causes baldness in 3 out of 5 men?
AchDuLieber
Einstein gave zero fux without his tux.
JohnBigboote74
He was a theoretical physicist? I thought he was real. Could he have been real? I feel like my life has been a lie. I thought he was real.
fbutt09
He was a constant Planck
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
He's both real and not real until you check Wikipedia and collapse the wave function.
WilliamWeird
Ontologically theoretical physical theorist
XLIILXIX
RememberTheC4nt
As far as I understand he could spontaneously materialize and then vanish again. But it's random
Toxi
He was real in theory..
glenlochie
No way. Planck's a constant.
SanchoPliskin
Toster12D3
Is he real? I always thought he was double
kayakninjas
He definitely could have been real.
WhiteyHead
both existed and didn't exist. It depended upon who and when they were looking.
Wybo
He’s in a box somewhere im sure
TricksForDays
Right next to schrodinger but we’d have to open them to find out
stolie
Only if you open it though
OntDave
Wait. Is he dead or not?
Targe0
Well given the function of Quantum Physics, he was both real and not at the same time. Until someone observed him and his state broke down.
IAmZephyre
Real? And, irrational?
eadanke
You're thinking of a hypothetical physicist.
sdfsfsfsgs
Me finding out the band Gong existed the other day after listening to Grateful dead and Pink Floyd for decades.
RancidOrange
You missed a lot
TricksForDays
No no, theorhetorical physicist. He tried to explain god through the unanswerable questions of physics
ijustimguredtosay
Targe0
And as the picture on the right shows, it went well.
ijustimguredtosay
A man who has looked into the void. And laughed when it looked back
DukeofKMS
As soon as u measure him, you change him.
Thismuchistrue
Quantum Physics is a hell of a drug.
DeviousByNature
Not even once
JayEnfield
More like "Before Tenure" and "Tenured: No Fucks Given"
lydiaalpha59101
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Technotoad64
Considering how much of it goes completely against normal sane-person logic, I'm pretty sure going crazy makes you better at it.
Thismuchistrue
Bafana77
The after is a result of all the woman that wanted Planking.
iseepointycenterofareola
We told him to save some pussy for the rest of us but he didn't listen.
girlyThings84
MenloPart
Women?
ItsNotPizza
Yeah, you know. The female of the species.
MenloPart
Singular: Woman. Plural: Women.
ForceAwakenWasLame
You guys are getting women?
MenloPart
Yes! Are they supposed to have pitchforks and torches?!