A truly almost random dump of pictures from my phone.

Accident, we were fully stopped when the pic was taken.

I don’t know that this ad is getting the point across that it wants to.

When you’re on half-day schedule and you ask 1SG when closeout formation is

Anyway this a a collection of things from my phone- some of which are interesting and/or funny

I once crop dusted my son in a store and then an old lady walked around the corner and gagged *really* loudly

Later she saw us in the store and turned and walked the other way

It was terrible

I sometimes take pictures of things and send them to my wife, who then decides if that’s what we’re having for dinner.

Hold me closer

Hail from our front yard

Another case of ‘what’s for dinner’

I’m so into you….not you, I was just quoting the show… is it awkward now?

Loved these pencils in grade school

When I buy 20 pound of zucchini because it’s on sale…. We can freeze zucchini right?

He loves the poorly educated

Loved this shit but it never tasted cold, no matter how much ice you added

Hang out at the mall all day and get refills and free bourbon chicken until security kicked us out of the food court.

When someone asks how I’m so bad at memery (memetics?)

Actually I have dual doctorates in memology and memonomy

Chief O’brian looking like he’s gonna beam that guy into space

“Spache!!!!” - Tim Curry

All my Republican neighbors who hate Trump but still vote for him.

Sal

Simpsons did it

I had a moment remarkably similar to this my first few days in Iraq

Feel free to use this anytime some stranger ‘accidentally’ texts you

King Scholomon

Why the hell did I have this?

They’re all good cats

This house was a part of a news story that I don’t fully remember

I don’t remember why I took this picture, but it was outside of a local retro game store that I like to check out whenever I go to this town.

5 tacos for 5.99 - freaking amazing deal

This is max - he sometimes gets hotspots

My kids sent me this one so it’s one of my favorites