Jesus f*cking christ, Jerry. 

Dec 7, 2016 9:36 AM

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1. Does not actually provide help getting the player out of the stands.
2. Knocks phone out of girl's hand.
3. Smashes drink into woman's face.

You're the man, Jerry!

FP EDIT: Wow, FP! Do people really send nudes nowadays?! ;) / confused Swede

funny

Ill never get tired of this repost

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

4. Jerry distracts us all from the other guys high five fail. 'kin ell Jerry

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had to replay it eight times to catch it all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

R u sure it was not nine times?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What a fuck tard.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd like to follow him around for a day....... From a distance.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha! Captions Captions

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Put your fucking hands down Jerry

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah... it's nice to see this again

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus they're really goin at it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right?! Now that's commitment to a joke

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No props to the woman who puts the ball in his glove?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Huh, does that count?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the flyin' Hawaiian! Go Shane Go!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4. Doesn't high five the guy who helped him

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big fan of the kid in the red shirt, clap clap, do I help, nah, oh he's up I'll help now, oh well too late

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I thought you meant that guy with bordeaux red shirt. Leans in, almost breaks his back, has no power from that position :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everytime I see this I crack up. I mean how many times can someone be innocently useless

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

This hits a bit to close to home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I...hmmm...on second thought I'm not gonna answer that question

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At least 3 times, apparently

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To be fair to him he wasn't really in a position to help the guy up, but he did look stupid by just kind of touching him several times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hence the term "innocently useless"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus, he doesn't even sit over there, he pushes his way over to help

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

His left hand looks like it's purposefully going for the beer. The way he lifts his right arm up first and then his left out to the side. :D

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha guy got left hanging.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I almost missed the hanging high five because of fucking Jerry!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some say he's still waiting for that high five

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gerry, stop farting!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Would you say there is a term, for when those who have a heart attack exhibit excessive flatulence?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There is so much going on here.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

I like that part where the guy gives the other guy a blow job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmm what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a very dense gif. not to be confused with a DANK meme.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's as if George Lucas wrote and directed it and Rick McCallum produced it. It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im still just feeling bad for the guy getting left high and dry with this high five.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Groups of people peoping is fun to watch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that's what the slow-mo was about, but I was wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blue shirt dude at the end:

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

oh that made me sad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha perfect!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FP Shoutout - Svenskar var är ni?!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Norska här

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Här

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jag är hÄR och kan skicka nudes men är fullt övertygad om att du inte kommer tro de är äkta

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try me! Har fått ett par tre st med mitt namn på en lapp ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I Sverige skulle jag gissa

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jag är här men jag kommer från finland

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If sheep gets sheep, sheep gets sheep. Now in Swedish: Får får får, får får får.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right here! Effing rain... I WANT MY SNOW, DAMMIT!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jag är här men jag kommer från finland

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the dude in the camo just grabbing his nuts. This clip is gold.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, he looked like he wanted to make out with him so maybe some readjustment was in order.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What nuts? Where?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

camo pants, blue shirt. To the left of all the action.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah yes, guy with glasses. now I see him. Damn, this video is full of action

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its like Christmas. :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's the Asian kid who helps him up in the Hollister sweater. I think he's wiping off dirt or sweat from his hands actually

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's doing it wrong, if that's the case.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 565 Dislikes 6

You can tell the era this is set in from how fast he says things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks more like Mr. Peterman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a broken gif or something? What the fuck is up with that sweater.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The '90s

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good ol Kenny Bania....why do they call it Ovaltine? It comes in a square carton

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Omg thats who papa was on seinfield. I heard him talk about being on it but couldnt think of him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I want to know, do they send nudes OP??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the heck did Larry find his wife?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A confused swede eh? Well isnt that a Turnip for the books..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the klutz in the gif also has an outrageously beautiful family waiting for him at home.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Damn it Larry

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah Gary, what's wrong with you?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

It's Greg

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Pikitis

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fuck you terry

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut Up, Larry

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

can catch a ball but nobody can catch their phone when falling its destiny has already been determined

9 years ago | Likes 1281 Dislikes 12

Yep but you're missing Jerry...it's not the phone...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That woman was trying to steal the ball out of the players glove, Jerry stopped her!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Your brain will never stop function faster and start thinking clearer than when you knock a knife off a counter.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, I usually catch my phone when it starts falling. Best thing to do is try to hold it against your chest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY, JERRY?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

"I'm helping!"

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

But does anyone drop their phone and catch it with their foot unconsciously? And no I don't play soccer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he catch it? Looks to me like the woman behind him put the ball in his glove.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mfw I can't fight fate; the wheel of destiny has already begun to turn v

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Dammit man Im trying to poop over here

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fact: phones always fall faster than any competing object

9 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 0

like trying to catch a neutron star it just doesnt happen

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

The best you can do is give it a slight kick so it doesn't fall straight on screen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. I've saved my phone way to many times. The old foot save. I try my best to stall it like a hacky sack.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking suck at hacky but I've prevented many a crockery from smashing on the floor by using my foot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just have to be careful you don't cunt punt it into oblivion

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to watch this at least 5 times to spot who Jerry is.

9 years ago | Likes 1426 Dislikes 15

I just looked for the phone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

your comment made me go back and try one. more. time. thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

me too. Texting my ex. Here I go everyone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking it was all about the guy who was left hanging

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All you have to do is watch the path of destruction. lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wins a hat trick on fucking people over

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. Every fucking time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was the ump

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He trained years to be this invicible.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Jerry is both immortal and a ninja, making him...Invicible.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The best umpire is the one that goes un-noticed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blue shirt red sleeve guy throwing arm around = Jerry, watch the girl in the pokadot shirt at the very end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, almost looks like the umpire did it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you now I know who is Jerry!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same. I feel like this is a bad sitcom about Jerry just having a bad day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's another post of this where someone highlights each thing in the gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not me, it's been repostet so many time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I found him on the second watch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looot's of stoners fell for this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the bumblefuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you still can't find Jerry in this picture, then Jerry is you. You are Jerry, Jerry.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's what makes him so dangerous

9 years ago | Likes 387 Dislikes 0

He gets way too excited

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll never think about Jerrys the same!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Danjerryous?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

jerry man, he's lika a ninja asshole ... ninjasshole

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

He can be in this very room. He can be you! He can be me! He can even be-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But when you found him - you watched it at least 5 more times, right?!

9 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 4

Nah, it's been repostet many times b4

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

I can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

This is true.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

confirmed. FFS this is advanced fuckery right here.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I did! I think maybe 10 or more actually. :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*1000

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jerry is comically uncoordinated. Probably for the beat he didn't try to "help" the player too aggressively

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. Thanks OP, Im going to call you 'Eagle Eyes Swede' from now on

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I did! That guy is a walking disaster.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha he's such a mess. Don't ever change, Jerry <3

9 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 6

A few years from now Jerry will be walking around Home Depot and be like 'shit, what have I done?' and continue on his clumsy way.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the gif of that asian man who knocks over a scooter in traffic, then fucks everything up when trying to help further

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Link please!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GIF or it didn't happen

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You got that teriyaki sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the sauce nearing its expiration date, +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0