Sakoray
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It's getting bad, even porn isn't helping.
Nov 28, 2016 1:29 AM
Sakoray
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It's getting bad, even porn isn't helping.
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
Three years for me Op. I feel ya and wish the best.
PoopFrosting
'long night' 'comes across' you saucy minx
Sakoray
you caught that did you?
BiBoundGal
Then you'll love "Wankel Rotary Engine"
torrax67
That sounds like a sex toy sell by IKEA.
magnumtb
I know how you feel, its been almost 17 hours for me
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
21 years here, I can sympathize with you.
Sakoray
well fuck... i wish..
UnderATree
I had sex three hours ago, and my thoughts are abominably bad.
mistaopportunity
Get in line. Try 22 years without sex.(yes, I'm 22)
StephenBB81
If you've never had it, not having it isn't as difficult.
Sakoray
i too am 22
Omadome
You too should bang.
TrustMeImABassist
Rub it out, @OP. I know you can handle it.
Sakoray
I'm trying D:
Zotar
Well slap my bugs bunny with your daffy duck
Sakoray
im not sure what this means.. but i like it
Zotar
Not going to lie, I have no idea either
Sakoray
perfect.
torrax67
Sakoray
basically
waxOnWaxOffRinseAndRepeat
When a problem comes along you must fap it.
Thedevilofsnowflakes
Never stop fapping!
EvilKam
I was the same way when I was getting laid daily.
TheGooseKnowsBest
Step 1: Log off imgur. Step 2: Go meet people. Step 3: Develop a personality if that's not working
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
Oh yeah. Its that easy, just meet people (girls). Thats so easy.
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
Dude, the easiest. *extreme sarcasm*
Sakoray
i meet people all the time.
TheGooseKnowsBest
Step 4: Meet a female. Step 5: Ask her out. Step 6: Hit it. Step 7: Rinse and Repeat
Sakoray
i am female. but i do like women as well
TheGooseKnowsBest
Well that's much easier then! I've literally gotten flashed a little bit of leg and was ready to go. Guys are easy
Sakoray
ill keep that in mind
Omadome
You should post what city you live in. I'm sure someone can help you out.
Sakoray
i dont feel like being murdered today
Omadome
Well you can schedule to meet them another day.
Sakoray
thursday would be good because then i dont have to pay my bills i suppose.
StevesSegallbladder
If you are male well go out there and put in work. If you're female hit up a couple friends in your contacts list at least one will oblige.
Sakoray
female and its not that i dont have offers (i dont have many trust me) its the fact that i have no time
torrax67
Don't they say "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"?. Time to put that theory to test, @OP!
Sakoray
challenge accepted
torrax67
Sakoray
the highest good sir.
StevesSegallbladder
Oh gotcha, well you might need what some label a "booty call." They'll know when the phone rings it's go time.
Sakoray
all my possible "booty calls" are shitheads without cars.. -.-
StevesSegallbladder
I'm not sure what defines them as shitheads but if you want the D or vag enough you might have to drive to get it.
GuitarMuscles
Are you coming on to us, @OP?
Sakoray
maybe.. just a little
GuitarMuscles
Well damn, I wasn't expecting a response haha. What part of the world are you from?
Sakoray
good ol' Canada
GuitarMuscles
Ah, the frigid northlands. I've never been myself, but surely there are people there willing to oblige you?
Sakoray
maybe.. if i had time. and was a bit more attractive haha