germanlady
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As a nun.
As a basketball player.
As a rocker.
As a geek.
And as a pea.
Oct 13, 2017 4:14 PM
germanlady
210435
5061
79
As a nun.
As a basketball player.
As a rocker.
As a geek.
And as a pea.
JupitersWitch
This settles it. Harrison Ford has huge balls.
Yakeshinu
Chock full of wholesome green pea-ness.
CaptainWinky17
Captain71
I like that he's dressed like his fans.
ltjektanoporkins
Calista Flockhart in the first photo behind the nun...
handbanana10
ALWAYS HAS WINE ON HALLOWEEN
SalientSeven
Green Peas, get it? and she's a hippy.. very matching
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
still never smiles tho i notice
rickim24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpP7GfxGkCM
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
He should cosplay as Han Solo he looks like him
bonniefide
Visualize whirled peas
snowfork
Harrison Ford is my favorite actor. This reinforces that notion.
siraachaaa
SithRuleOfTwo
And people think he is a meanie like Tommy Lee Jones
SpartanBurke
Shame he didnt work the ear ring into the costumes some how, rocker seemed a missed opportunity
zeroversion
I wish he was carrying wine in all of them
DeadTuesday
Harrison Ford is classic grumpy old permanently pissed off at life guy. Ha ha.
rickim24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpP7GfxGkCM
DeadTuesday
Ha ha ha
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Has he done one yet for a crashed pilot? Huh? Anyone?
heXonyou
Couple of times...I've heard
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Intentional? Or crashed again and tried to play it off? *Wipes dust from sleeves, limping* "Uh, Happy Halloween everybody!" *Cough!*
Munchman347
Missed a chance to put two peas on the bottom...
bluto1415
Remember when Harrison Ford dressed up like a pilot and scared all those people at the airport
SmoothberryBluethie
Looking at the thumbnail, I thought nun, then saw the title, and thought, nah, he must have dressed up as a sith lord. Disappointed. Hope...
SmoothberryBluethie
he does dress up as a sith lord some day.
whydouwanttoknow
He looks like Steve Martin in the nerd one to me.
cookiepussforever
I see Geoffrey Rush.
sisterofthemoon
He looks like Howard Stern as the Rocker.
electricmind
Heidi Klum also:![]()
family jackpot.
Drjeckal
#3 Han "Guitar" Solo
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Got to Han it to you. That was dope. Have my Solo upvote.
gavinharrison
SO.MANY.PUNS.MUST.UP.VOTE
KenGiffeyJr
stanleymanly21
Well done.
gavinharrison
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OldJewSameAccount
Ugh, you Milleniums.
Iboopuns
he’s a hip pea!
TeenageMightyMutantMorphingNinjaPowerTurtleRangers
Ohhh i thought she was the hippie and he was pea(s)ce! All we are saying is give peas a chance
Iboopuns
Get it!
Imgurusername23
Got it
Iboopuns
Get it!
asiannotchineseindiannotamerican
Get it!
JustamUstaCheride
She sayin "peas, man".
MieLArisch
Brilliant!
FusRohDance
Or they're....Hip-peas.
Shivvywivvy
She says ‘give peas a chance’ when they meet people
SugarSmack
Their outfits have a theme in the last one. They both want you to give peas a chance.
Mockingbirb
Well, that pun peases me off!
QueefMalone
Woah, we got one here people.
AnathemaNoreh
Nah. She's a hippie. He's a Hip-pea
celestedrake
IWillNotBuyThisRecordItIsScratched
I think so Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the carrots feel left out?
Allofyoush
I totally got that
bonniefide
"Jaques, Do you really think this soup could bring about world peace?" "No Francois, that's because it's PEA soup not PEACE soup."
Rhulain
No Harrison, I said PEACE, not PEAS!" "...I'm not changing."
Mythikun
^ This
SugarSmack
Lol I can picture that conversation so easily
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Harrison? But his name is Indiana...
kittaywhiskers
It's Henry Jones Jr!
athaclena
We named the DOG Indiana!
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
I was soooo hoping for this comment!
Codox3000
He's married to..Ally McBeal? (idk her name)
wiilyc22
But would've been better as Ally McNaked.
wolfshades
Man did you fuck that up. It's Ally McBeNaked. MS. Ally McBeNaked actually.
OldJewSameAccount
Her name is 56 pounds.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Barista Paulblart
BadNeighbor2
Sarah Jessicka Flocker
itisafunnystoryifyouignorethetragicelementsandthesenseofdoom
‘Calista’, suggesting calluses and blisters; ‘Flock’, suggesting ‘flog’, ‘pluck’ and ‘pick’; ‘Calista Flockhart’, the callused, blistered...
itisafunnystoryifyouignorethetragicelementsandthesenseofdoom
one who comes to flog and pluck your heart. -Cabin Pressure
Jattetont
Tag Heuer!
misterjedi
Calista flockhart
Lunchb0x8
Bless you.
Assgaurdian
I didn't sneeze
hadoeken
Cat Grant
BingoBangoBoom
No one put Calista Fordhart. Shame.
churroschurroschurro
Lucky bitch.
MattDude
Yep. Calista Flockhart. Currently playing Cat Grant on Supergirl on CW.
TheSeanShow
Only occasionally since it moved to CW, at least that's what I heard as the reasoning for her leaving the core cast.
boukalele
Pretty sure her name is Fallatio Cockfart
korvkiosk
More like bedalio stocktart!! Am I right???!!!
JuniperJennifer
Well it is now.
DamnDawg
This is the new Bendydick Cummed-a-batch
SparkIeTaco
Yes he is, he is married to Calista Flockhart; they wed in 2010.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Wait what I thought it was waaay earlier than that
gablestout
Took him about 8 years to put a ring on the finger. They began dating in 2002
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Righto. Much pbliged
NoisyPulsar
Pbgfd
parker52
Holy shit, thats a year after 2009!
udidntasktho
Math...
Bassaker
not even once
mrread55
That's not untrue...
CameronChase420
Well he's not wrong
iHveNoCleverName
And a year before 2011
Bassaker
get outa heeeere. that can't be true
parker52
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK, i didnt realize it until you said it.
CheeseborgarSoop
I had dinner with Calista Flockhart when they filmed a movie at my house. She's very quiet and well spoken.
bigdog1983
CheeseborgarSoop
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120303/ I was 12, living in Cleveland Ohio, I met all the actors and we had dinner with them.
bigdog1983
shmachero
Can one be both? The answer is *arms flailing*
CheeseborgarSoop
Surprisingly you can.
littleman00
Storytime.
CheeseborgarSoop
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120303 I was 12, living in Cleveland Ohio, I met all the actors and we had dinner with them.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
What about Kevin Bacon?!?!?
CheeseborgarSoop
Yeah, we had dinner with him. Actually I have a photo of him with my Mom and my little sister.