What I eat in a day as a 17 year old with lymphoma

My name is Princess Catana, and I have lymphoma. Here is what I eat every day.

I begin my day with breakfast of 2 cans of 9Lives. I like to share this with the peasants for their moral.

Then for elevensies I have a filet of mackaral

For second breakfast, my servant offers me dry food, but of course this is insufficient.

So I give the dry food to the peasants, for I am a benevolent ruler, and am served tuna stew.

This meal is finished off with a dessert of tube.

For lunch I enjoy a can of the finest sausages

This too I share with those below me, but only after I have eaten my fill, of course.

Then I have my usual afternoon nap in my favorite spot - just below where the food is served.

I begin supper with another tube because dessert should be enjoyed.

Then I indulge in a Fancy Feast gem. Scrumptious.

I then instruct my servants to take me out so I can hand select my food for the next day.

This should do.

Finally, as I am tired from a busy day of eating, my dinner of 9 Lives is delivered to me in my resting chambers by my servants.

And that is what I eat in a day as a 17 year old with lymphoma.

Note from Princess Catana's servant: yes she really does eat this much in one day. The lymphoma will eventually rob her of her appetite and then her ability to breathe. So while she wants to eat, she gets to eat. The other cats don't know what they did to deserve all this extra food, but Tani knows it is all for her and that is as it should be.