MappyTurtle
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Thankfully, I never asked for a fellatio flavoured ice cream, but it is still a memory to cringe at looking back now. I grew up watching Family guy, Simpsons, South Park, American Dad, and yet, a lot of sexual items never clicked in my head.
I also thought babies were "pooped" out, but wondered why they were never covered in poop.
My Dad and I also used to baste meat on an oven thing, and since I liked doing it, he nicknamed me the "master baster".
Yeah I had a fun yet innocent childhood.
Feel free to comment any cringey stories below :)
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
I knew what it was. Unfortunately.
beenbannedb4
wait until you learn about cappuccino!
RagingAlpaca
What about the time your uncle wanted to dropped a nut in your mouth so you let him and it wasn't what you expected
poopingpasstime
Now I want hazelnut ice cream and a blowjob.
ceegees55
Sometimes I wish it was ice cream.
myfirstthrowaway
Well, it is quite a treat.
TheRealDurdan
For the receiver, not the giver
Reliquarian
Well, it involves a nut and some cream. So you were close!
myfirstthrowaway
ArthurPhillipDent
Babies totally get covered in poop by the way. 9/10 times she'll shit herself while giving birth
MappyTurtle
TV shows don't show that so it's only recently I'm learning all this stuff. Why they hide this from you growing up I have not a clue.
MappyTurtle
Australian Health classes REALLY fall far below what the standard should be.
FattyBuumBatty
Sounds like you still don't know what "a" fellatio is...
MappyTurtle
I know in the general sense that it's oral sex, but I don't want to venture very far out as that's not an interest for me :)
FattyBuumBatty
I was more commenting on the "a" part. You can't get "a" fellatio, you get fellatio or felated.
MappyTurtle
Again, I don't know too much about it so I didn't know the correct sentence structure to use it in. Apologies but thanks for letting me know