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Aug 21, 2016 11:19 PM
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thissuperglueworksjustfine
One of the things i wish were legal
JusuSama
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
I love how he just gets jacked out of nowhere, Brock Samson style.
vinny8boberano
The only thing worse than the obvious desperation on the mothers face...is that the kids behavior came from somewhere...
APairofDocks
In one of the frames he's holding the kid's legs from the other side, so I don't think this is real
WookieeBoogiee
Randomshitforfun
You're not wrong
Obi1thejedi
Aaawwwww
phenylalaninhydroxylase
oh this again.
Valstod
ScreamedStableBoy
http://i.giphy.com/yO8qLCUbTfiBG.gif
Tabrias
Moral of the story: Sparta had the right idea.
barrettsmithbb
I forget the artist, but the comic is Every Man. I think it was spelled Evephryman or something similar.
HailNimrod
Did it have more pixels before?
Actualdeadpool
No.
hoofherrightinthefrontbutt
TheHuntedSnark
...no credit to the artist?
InspiringPizza
Nah man is not like any effort went into this!
TheHuntedSnark
WAUGH
PervertedWizard
HodorFirstOfHisName
This is my favorite gif
ryoshi8
PervertedWizard
garbagebinexe
PervertedWizard
WhatsUnderMyKilt
Ever see the movie "Falling Down"? It's basically this, but for one and a half hours. If you haven;t seen it, go watch it now, DO IT!
apercent
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hyperdistortion
I've always assumed the resemblance was deliberate; great film, at any rate.
nigelandco
dotting
Inmate45
HOW MUCH FOR A CAN OF COKE?!
GearBeer
79 cents
PsychedChicken
Found this movie by accident. Had no idea what I was getting into.... was on LSD. I thought the stress would kill me.
skch
D-FENCE!!!
xXx69PussySlayer69xXx
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subnos42
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iAmCooties
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cthulhuislovee
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MyDogJake
This comic always reminds me off that too. Might be the tie
SergeantOblivious
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YouFailMeYetAgainStarscream
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FWIZZ
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Paperplanes890
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NZSheeps
Is that the one where Michael Douglas wants breakfast?
Diclac
D ot Dot
ScruffyBelievesInThisCompany
Yup.
merlok13
Both the worst and best description of the movie I've heard yet.
DistastefulHumorAboutCrocodiles
I mean sure I hate children and think they are the most annoying things on earth but I would never lay a hand on one...
ContentsMayHaveSettled
But you would 'introduce' them to your pet crocs, right?
ANewRazerDullerThanTheLast
Smart, they're prone to carrying all sorts of nasty germs.
Jerf89
I mean I wouldn't either. I would just hope that someone else will...like the mother in this comic. She's been waiting for that moment
mikemill
I agree, I prefer to use my feet
Scando
Stop lying.
CosmicSentry
So you wouldn't even hug one or hold hands?! You monster!
DistastefulHumorAboutCrocodiles
I hate children duh
Zedd990
wait till you have them
icookfoodandfightfire
I wouldn't either but I have played out long and elaborate deaths for many an annoying kid
Tylendal
I mean, sure, I love children, and even when they're crying they're adorable, but I think this is absolutely hilarious...
pirkothederp
i work in retail, and i would NOT be happy if this happened in my line. however, i do want to slap them silly sometimes.
Angaram
Yeah, someone has to clean that up.
mikemill
"Oh look, it's break time already"
sweetfeetpete
I imagine the paperwork for a guy decapitating a kid in your lane would be pretty tremendous
pirkothederp
i've had watermelon spill on my register, i'd rather not think about cleaning up blood. tyvm.
GuyNamedSean
Ya know, I've spent half an hour cleaning up vomit, blood wouldn't be much worse.
StonesOnTheHill
And imagine the poor fuck who's got to clean the blood out of the conveyor belt mechanism. Blood is like the fifth worst stain.
DanTuker
I'm to the age where people call me selfish for not wanting kids. Fuck them and their poorly behaved kids.
FredLaGoldue
What I call being selfish is having kids to "give a sense to my poor shitty life no matter what their life will be". Poor kids.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I've never understood that logic. The biggest issue with our planet right now is too many humans. Having your own kids is the selfish act.
IdiotMcNoobtard
So is staying alive.
DanTuker
People I know with kids were either had them on "accident" or got bored with their own lives.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
This is exactly how Idiocracy starts, guys. Smart people need to have 10+ educated and armed children per couple, sans imaginary judges.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
What?
insertsupercoolusernamehere
The movie Idiocracy starts with dumb and smart couples. Dumb couple breeds like rabbits, smart couple plans/waits/fails to have children
insertsupercoolusernamehere
ffw several hundred years and dumb families inherited the Earth by out-breeding.
MistressJubbs
Tell that to all the countries experiencing a population decline.
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Oh no, there's not enough people in the world...
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Ok. 'All the countries experiencing a population decline, good job, unfortunately not everyone is following your good example'