The Many Faces of Nick Offerman

The Nick Offerman we know and love. For Nick Offerman to look any different from this is a crime against nature.

Though this may be an allowable exception

1. Clean-Shaven Headshot Nick Offerman

After years of stoic manliness, a smile on this man's face can be a frightening sight.

2. Goatee-d Nick Offerman

You can have a mustache, or you can have a beard - but GOATEE? No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

3. Bleach-Blonde Nick Offerman

IT LOOKS LIKE ZACH GALIFIANAKIS FELL INTO THE CHEMICAL VAT THAT MADE THE JOKER.

4. Young Neckbeard Headshot Nick Offerman

5. Rebel Without a Cause Nick Offerman

Though there is a wider angle which very NSFW: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/86/44/f5c6ad97a0c65f9c58cc000c5b4ed839.jpg

7. Bleach-Blonde Nick Offerman (Part 2)

The plaid shirt takes the edge off

8. High School Yearbook Nick Offerman

9. Jacked-Teen Nick Offerman Goes Hawaiian

WHAT THE CHRIST actually wow he was a pretty good-looking dude, huh? Sorta reminiscent of present-day Chris Pratt, but with radder eyebrows. Maybe I just need to accept that people can look however they choos-

10. Glasses and Lincoln Beard Nick Offerman

WHAT HORRIBLE MIRROR UNIVERSE DID YOU COME FROM?!