I told my son I'd break his leg with a baseball bat before I let him get shipped off to the military. One of the reasons we've moved to Canada is to avoid all of that bullshit.
@op Don't worry, Trump says they died for a good deal. ""We expect casualties with something like this," the president said. "We have three, but we expect casualties - but in the end it's going to be a great deal for the world.""
IS there a draft going on, or is this just people milking the fact that the VOLUNTEER army of America, where young men and women LITERALLY gets paid to murder brown people and steal their land dies while being tools for Fascism (as they have always been, that's why they sign up)? Volunteer armies are nothing but bands of murderers. People who sign up agrees to murder innocents for money.
It can't come soon enough, i look forward to trumps legacy being written in blood... oh and maybe another big terrorist counter strike on the U.S so see if anyone responds to a call for article 5 this time. (Get fucked)
Maybe don't send your kids to the military then? If they are willing to kill others, you shouldn't wonder if they die themselves, maybe even deserved...
Dont exclude you and your shitty memes from that beach image. You clowns still dont get your bullshit pushed rational people right into his arms. You got the right who fucking hates you. You got the center left who fucking hates you. You know what progressives are? Left wing versions of the alt right. Be honest with yourselves and take some responsibility for driving people into those caskets on your behalf. Theres gonna be more before we finish mopping up after both you extremist dickheads.
There has never been a day where America did not kill children. I'm not saying other countries are better. I am saying that pretending we are the rah! rah! "good guys" is a false assumption.
Some folks are born made to wave the flag Hoo, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no furtunate one, no Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord? But when the taxman come to the door Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
My dad was lucky enough to be born in that few year span where he legally isn’t on the draft list. He never enlisted in any branch of the military or anything of the like. He believes that we should have mandated military service. This sums up the thinking of many selfish idiots, including MANY of our leaders.
There are a lot of problems with the Royal Family, but as a Brit I respect that Will & Harry both served in the armed forces, with Harry even being in combat on the front lines in Afghanistan for 2 years. Which is a heck of a lot more than can be said for that draft-dodging Cheeto in the White House and his family.
Its absolutely maddening that you can go back decades and decades, centuries, throughout recorded history and hear echoes of the same pain and anguish of the people because of the insane narcissism that somehow ascends to power. Here we are again. Evil has to be stopped. Do whatever you are capable of to grind the gears of fascism down. Humanity can be better than this.
Bro Ivanka has fucking bowed of politics. I don't think she'll ever denounce what her dad is doing but that feels like she doesn't want any part of it.
Hell, send all of the Republicans: President, VP, House, Senate, Governors/Lt Governors, Legislation, Supreme Court, and their families who support them.
This is actually true! If Chump had real bone spurs, he would have surgery as would his children. Me , my brother and nephew have all had surgery 4 bone spurs
I remeber that video where that Nepo baby guy sings along to that sing, then says "thank God I ain't no liberal".. That is my touchstone for a stupid person.
Lots of high school seniors right now looking at no future. Can't afford college. Retail jobs won't pay for an apartment let alone transportation. Foster kids are literally thrown into the street when they turn 18. Home schooled kids finding out the hard way that mom and dad didn't do a great job. And so many dead parents... in my daughter's senior class their were 10% who had at least one dead parent. Two out of 30 were orphans at 17.
I was dumb enough to enlist. Back in 1996, I did it not out of some form of misplaced patriotism, no.... I did it for college money, two pay checks a month, chicks dig the uniform, they let me practice meatball medicine on junior enlisted, and chicks dig the uniform.
Every guy had to register for Selective Service to get federal grants for college. So they've got the names and birth dates on file, somewhere. Elon's Dodge has probably collated and cross-referenced that data and they can press a button at any time to issue draft notices.
I get your point but fuck you a bit, yeah? Not everyone has great options in life. I surely didn't. Taking a guaranteed paycheck when you are literally starving doesn't make a person dumb.
Yes, but I'm not a hypocritical "I'm serving my country" when actually being a murderer serving the interests of billionaires for their table scraps, existing as a welfare parasite acting like everyone owes me for my "service", tool.
So "they pay" is now a great jutification to take part in wars of aggression? Could have joined the mob then. At least the violence would have stayed in your own country then. Pays even better, from what I hear.
Have you considered that was by design by conservatives who want your life so fucking miserable the only escape is to be complicit in war crimes for a corporate hegemony?
You say as you type on a phone that was produced on slave labor and suicides. Go fuck yourself. You're not morally superior, you're just too fucking stupid to realize it.
It would literally take an act of Congress to reestablish the draft and the US Military itself doesn't want a draft anyway. They get plenty of recruits and we've long since learned that an all volunteer force is waaaaaaay more effective than conscripts.
Pretty much. Go ahead and downvote like the rest of these emotional dicks, but that's the 100% historically accurate truth. Don't like it? Go write your congressman.
Historically accurate doesn't mean shit. The big shitstain didn't ask for congress' approval to drop the bombs, he won't ask for it to have his goons pressgang young men out of their colleges.
Mockingbirb
Generals gathered in their masses
and their leaders are dumbasses
wabitgirl
Why don't president's fight the war
Why do they always send the poor
MenloPart
Aren't they getting rid of servicemembers of color?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I told my son I'd break his leg with a baseball bat before I let him get shipped off to the military. One of the reasons we've moved to Canada is to avoid all of that bullshit.
ArgentXero
Netanyahu's kid is in Florida saying American's should do their duty and defend Israel while Benjamin Netanyahu might have escaped to Berlin.
bourbonandbaddecisions
War is a racket https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_a_Racket
ButtscratchMcPherson
@op Don't worry, Trump says they died for a good deal. ""We expect casualties with something like this," the president said. "We have three, but we expect casualties - but in the end it's going to be a great deal for the world.""
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
The only one of Trump’s kids he would miss if they died would be Ivanka and that’s because he wants to fuck her
PotatoCatz
*More
misterCT
I ain’t no fortunate son
Beardedgeek72
IS there a draft going on, or is this just people milking the fact that the VOLUNTEER army of America, where young men and women LITERALLY gets paid to murder brown people and steal their land dies while being tools for Fascism (as they have always been, that's why they sign up)? Volunteer armies are nothing but bands of murderers. People who sign up agrees to murder innocents for money.
Papatart
"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother" -Niko Bellic GTA IV
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
It can't come soon enough, i look forward to trumps legacy being written in blood... oh and maybe another big terrorist counter strike on the U.S so see if anyone responds to a call for article 5 this time. (Get fucked)
Dybidude5
Maybe don't send your kids to the military then? If they are willing to kill others, you shouldn't wonder if they die themselves, maybe even deserved...
ShyWifeGingerKitten
Dont exclude you and your shitty memes from that beach image. You clowns still dont get your bullshit pushed rational people right into his arms. You got the right who fucking hates you. You got the center left who fucking hates you. You know what progressives are? Left wing versions of the alt right. Be honest with yourselves and take some responsibility for driving people into those caskets on your behalf. Theres gonna be more before we finish mopping up after both you extremist dickheads.
willzohhlord
There has never been a day where America did not kill children. I'm not saying other countries are better. I am saying that pretending we are the rah! rah! "good guys" is a false assumption.
intercitydude
Where the hell is Congress? Burying the War Powers Act and the US Constitution?
whistlebuzz
TheRealArclight
isetprettygirlsonfire
Clearly not their kids, they haven't finished clearing out Gaza for private resorts yet
EricAirheart
Our grandparents war is our dads war is our war is now our kids war
Comet260
https://www.npr.org/2020/11/11/933937218/wars-for-generations-father-and-his-sons-on-serving-together-in-afghanistan-and-
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
cytherians
I'd say "COMMON" instead of "POOR."
But yeah, the wealthy never have to send their kids to war. They've always got a way out.
YuckFuMaga
Barron to the front lines please and thank you
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
#SendBarron is trending several places
OmnesMundiLardum
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A. now
Born in the U.S.A.
Gibleteousjack
Won't you think of the shareholders? /S
RubberChickenGoD
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Hoo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no furtunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
trythebleucheese
Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?
RobertAG25772
So said Black Sabbath in War Pigs
prosper020
My dad was lucky enough to be born in that few year span where he legally isn’t on the draft list. He never enlisted in any branch of the military or anything of the like. He believes that we should have mandated military service.
This sums up the thinking of many selfish idiots, including MANY of our leaders.
iMcFly
There are a lot of problems with the Royal Family, but as a Brit I respect that Will & Harry both served in the armed forces, with Harry even being in combat on the front lines in Afghanistan for 2 years. Which is a heck of a lot more than can be said for that draft-dodging Cheeto in the White House and his family.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Its absolutely maddening that you can go back decades and decades, centuries, throughout recorded history and hear echoes of the same pain and anguish of the people because of the insane narcissism that somehow ascends to power. Here we are again. Evil has to be stopped. Do whatever you are capable of to grind the gears of fascism down. Humanity can be better than this.
inthepines
Marv111
Trump's kids and grandkids will need security guards with them 24/7 for the rest of their lives. It's sad. "Fortunate Son" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWijx_AgPiA
hereforthememes420
Send Barron
Kehy
Send Ivanka, he actually somewhat cares about her. As a possession
infernoisbestmap
Bro Ivanka has fucking bowed of politics. I don't think she'll ever denounce what her dad is doing but that feels like she doesn't want any part of it.
Murrdogg
https://www.draftbarrontrump.com
hereforthememes420
+1 for "Dog Bless Barron"
Andersen81
Add Kai, Eric, Ivanka and coke nose.
TheConnArtist
Who the fuck is kai?
derpoloth
His granddaughter, whom he also perved on.
Roaddog184
All as grunts, frontline slick sleeves.
IAmDuckHammer
Hell, send all of the Republicans: President, VP, House, Senate, Governors/Lt Governors, Legislation, Supreme Court, and their families who support them.
IAmDuckHammer
One more thing: the 1% as well.
bobbsr
Unfortunately , bone spurs run in the family …
urusername2
It's hereditary.
sundaymondayhippyday
This is actually true!
If Chump had real bone spurs, he would have surgery as would his children.
Me , my brother and nephew have all had surgery 4 bone spurs
powerwagondontcare
… It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no furtunate one, no
Tangomangoboi
I remeber that video where that Nepo baby guy sings along to that sing, then says "thank God I ain't no liberal".. That is my touchstone for a stupid person.
OmnesMundiLardum
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man
Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A. now
Born in the U.S.A.
nation543
My exact first thought, too. Now I need to listen to it for the earworm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWijx_AgPiA
kayzersosie
mikeatike
I am.
Zombieds
My kids arent dumb enough to enlist
Ranb40
I was. Dismissed from college for a low GPA. Stayed in for 20 years to pay for family medical issues, then retired. Wish I had stayed in college.
MySpareAccount
Must be nice to be that privileged. I wasn't at 20.
Beasag
Be thankful that your kids still have a choice.
Lots of high school seniors right now looking at no future. Can't afford college. Retail jobs won't pay for an apartment let alone transportation. Foster kids are literally thrown into the street when they turn 18. Home schooled kids finding out the hard way that mom and dad didn't do a great job. And so many dead parents... in my daughter's senior class their were 10% who had at least one dead parent. Two out of 30 were orphans at 17.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
It certainly takes a special kind of idiot to say something like this.
MansechsVonFisten
I was dumb enough to enlist. Back in 1996, I did it not out of some form of misplaced patriotism, no.... I did it for college money, two pay checks a month, chicks dig the uniform, they let me practice meatball medicine on junior enlisted, and chicks dig the uniform.
Clockworkdancerobot
zanaria
The US still has the draft, just because they haven't used it in a while doesn't mean it's gone...
mercyPandaRunner
German here: From my own experience, it can come back quicker than you'd think. Don't let your guard down.
cardinal29
Every guy had to register for Selective Service to get federal grants for college. So they've got the names and birth dates on file, somewhere. Elon's Dodge has probably collated and cross-referenced that data and they can press a button at any time to issue draft notices.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I get your point but fuck you a bit, yeah? Not everyone has great options in life. I surely didn't. Taking a guaranteed paycheck when you are literally starving doesn't make a person dumb.
18booma
Do you extend the same grace to Russian soldiers? Genuine question, I'm not trying to be sarcastic or pithy.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
I had options and was still dumb enough to enlist. This was pre-9/11, though
boevis
Input desperate poor person, output brainwashed tool. That's the military.
Comet260
You DO know there are loads of anti-war vets, right? Please tell me you know that. I'm chooms with one.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I'm brainwashed, huh? How so?
boevis
The comical downvotes are pretty proof-positive of your "us vs them" mentality
boevis
I love the hate. You guys are pathetic, and I hope you all get what you signed up for.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Weird because you're clearly a tool despite not enlisting.
boevis
Yes, but I'm not a hypocritical "I'm serving my country" when actually being a murderer serving the interests of billionaires for their table scraps, existing as a welfare parasite acting like everyone owes me for my "service", tool.
mercyPandaRunner
So "they pay" is now a great jutification to take part in wars of aggression? Could have joined the mob then. At least the violence would have stayed in your own country then. Pays even better, from what I hear.
Xendrash
When your choice is homelessness and never, NEVER getting out of it or the army, then there is no choice.
mercyPandaRunner
True. I'd never agree to kill other people to get out of poverty.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Do you know how many people I killed during my four years? Exactly zero. Now kindly fuck off.
VitaminJay
Have you considered that was by design by conservatives who want your life so fucking miserable the only escape is to be complicit in war crimes for a corporate hegemony?
magichal
It was certainly by design, but that doesn't mean people who join are stupid, it just means our politicians are evil.
VitaminJay
Vote in better ones. It's not hard, just takes willpower to vote in more than one election cycle.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I've been voting for 24 years.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Sure but that doesn't make ME dumb.
ruchdif8
Just morally bankrupt. Agreeing to help kill innocent people for money doesn't deserve a 10% discount at a restaurant.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
You say as you type on a phone that was produced on slave labor and suicides. Go fuck yourself. You're not morally superior, you're just too fucking stupid to realize it.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
And, once again, fuck you.
RiotousSinner
Let's hope it stays optional.
MansechsVonFisten
It would literally take an act of Congress to reestablish the draft and the US Military itself doesn't want a draft anyway. They get plenty of recruits and we've long since learned that an all volunteer force is waaaaaaay more effective than conscripts.
Goldensands
Do you even yourself? You're so monumentally fking stupid I can describe it in only one way: you deserve to be ruled by Drumpf.
Attritshun
Just like it would literally take an act of congress to engage in acts of war?
MansechsVonFisten
Pretty much. Go ahead and downvote like the rest of these emotional dicks, but that's the 100% historically accurate truth. Don't like it? Go write your congressman.
LokiShade
You have a very Smokey the Bear philosophy towards complex issues. It's extraordinary.
lozeldatkm
Historically accurate doesn't mean shit. The big shitstain didn't ask for congress' approval to drop the bombs, he won't ask for it to have his goons pressgang young men out of their colleges.
haggerton
You're a lying shitstain.