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Puppet tax. Oliver. FP EDIT:
You know the drill.
Pally01
Turning Point USA is dildoes!
Nightcaste
Boromir would show up, he just wouldn't stay the whole time.
LanceDevon
Someone is hiding some 'Murka in here. I know that scent of cheeseburgers, fireworks and a feint taste of freedom in this dump.
Muffdiver9
#16 I'm fairly introverted and some people are draining, but others are actually invigorating to be around, my close friends are like that.
scriptModel
#20 when my cat wants attention, she usually bites me...
maninthedarkness
reallyyouguys
Ah yes #33 the dump where you mix in some fascist bullshit meme to try and appeal to "both sides" for upvotes.
Euclid11010
Quality dump right here!! Vote of the up for you good sir or madame.
anjeleyezjr
When I read about our aircraft carriers having blue balls, all I pictured was a titan sized pair of truck nutz.
kongfuchicken
When a slightly taller wave grazes it, the carrier shudders.
POGassultraboot
And bombs the fuck out of some place.
mikekearn
Just like 15 feet across each, hanging off the deck of the carrier? Because that's what I saw in my head.
NoodlesWthADHD
Hanging just above the waterline.
Totallynotaburglar
#33 yeah right, because of I want more regulation for big companies and social solidarity I have to expect getting pepper sprayed.
Ghlargh
#23 Did you know that you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing? Millions have proven this true already.
Davld0811
#1 hey fuck you, Boromir was a hero.
gandraw
I sure hope he means we'll watch the 1985 Russian Hobbit movie 3 times rather than the 3 of the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies...
S4GL0RD
Or we stop being cunts about them and respect Peter Jackson by watching ALL of his middle earth. Russian LOTR marathon is next weekend ;)
gandraw
He could've respected the source material first.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
good songs lol. the whips!!!
ThanosTheGreat
That North Korean meme and the ‘well you shouldn’t have fucked with my boats’ from the office are my favourites.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Lot of not-so-subtle pro war and odd shit in here.
fireclanninja1337
Turning point memes...
Rodenbeard
Love some good Turning Point stuff to remind me to downvote
dolphindreamsandsatan
#17 -- He was also very sickly as a child and began boxing and aggressive exercising to create a new physical countenance for himself.
Dragonfury5
6 movie extended edition marathon? I'm sorry, I will only be available to watch the true movies.
jamandtoast
Wisconsin is the largest battleship of her class because when she ran over another ship and they just welded a new bow on her.
Muffdiver9
#22 Mount Doom was the common tongue name for it, it's real name was Orodruin or Amon Amarth, though their meanings are fairly mundane too.
finallylookedattheusername
That's true tho Mountain of Fate does speak to the themes of mortality, fatalism, and future that Tolkien loved. I love the name Amon amarth
Muffdiver9
I do like that a band so loved the series that they named themselves after it.
warp10
#33 should read "Wants a fair, modern, functional government" on the side of the protestor and "Current shit government" on the other
AFrogNamedClyde
I see that meme hit a little too close to home.
PostNutDepression
A perfectly good dump ruined by random political shit.
ImgurDemonym
Agreed. Get that Turning Point USA BS outta here
InboxMeYourBeards
Thank you
PedestrianElectrobastard
What kind of coffee are you drinking that tastes like chocolate?
tcsv23
Mocha?
linkfreak13
Depends on how much creamer you put in it.
MarkPenrice
Either something really fancy and expensive... or really cheap shithouse instant. I've had some of the latter that tasted like Weetabix.
ImSorryOakIllPutTheBikeAwayJustGetOutOfMyHead
oldguyexlurker
#6 We are supposed to have ducks??? I've never even seen mine, let alone lined up! SHIT!
maninthedarkness
CommanderCaribou
Someone once explained that the naval picture was essentially someone shooting a 9mm and getting a 50 BMG round in return
alan3ScifiRunner
More like a 40mm grenade in return
CommanderCaribou
I'm not good at ammo types but I get it now that you bring this up
ITradeNewds
getting like a belt of .50 BMG in return
DigitalGuru42
4x 152mm round fired by North Korea, one hit. Wisconsin fired 9x 406mm rounds.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#20 #33 tsk tsk
kaiserniko
Regarding the USS Wisconsin: https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/43692/did-the-uss-buck-dd-761-send-the-message-temper-temper
doyoufeelit
I like the story/meme about the ships flirting more than this one. Is that one real?
LupusLilium
IMO, the image about that feels like it left out details. Namely without actually researching the USS Wisconsin, what the fuck is a 16in?
LupusLilium
And for those who were just as confused, Wisconsin had 9 16in cannons that are 406mm. Which means it rained vengeance upon that 152mm.
MarkPenrice
#20 our carriers don't need to be as big because our planes can VTOL. None of that sketchy arrestor wire assisted landing and such.
MarkPenrice
They also tend to be parked below decks instead of being carried out in the open.
HoboOnFire
Americans keep planes below deck as well, and VTOL is a huge trade-off. Conventional takeoff allows much more weight for fuel and weapons.
MarkPenrice
OK, but there seems to be a huge overhang on that deck that the British ship doesn't have. A lot of it is just to hold runway.
MarkPenrice
And in any case, the actual operation of the planes away from the ship wasn't the question ;-) and Harriers seemed to acquit themselves OK.
MarkPenrice
Maybe not quite F16s, sure, but not useless.
MarkPenrice
#17 "survived an assassination attempt" is putting it mildly. Shrugged it off, finished the speech he was given, and MOCKED THE ASSASSIN
MarkPenrice
*giving, even
MarkPenrice
I'm fairly convinced that Teddy was actually some kind of RPG protagonist and the state of the world is because his game was switched off
MarkPenrice
after he won it, by luring death himself into the open by fake-dying then beating the shit out of him, and we're the remnants of the game
MarkPenrice
world left behind, as the charges in the bit cells of that machine's memory start to fade away.
Muffdiver9
#1 I love the LOTR films, but wouldn't bother rewatching the Hobbit films. I'd show up halfway and have snacks in tow.
MarkPenrice
Maybe if someone made a Star Wars Katana Edit style supercut of them so they had the same text-to-screentime ratio as the LOTR films?
Muffdiver9
That might be better, there's just way too much movie there for a single book.
MarkPenrice
Someone in another subthread mentioned something (munchkin edit?) which is in fact exactly that kind of thing...
Muffdiver9
I'm already imagining several scenes that could be cut, like the singing stuff, or the shapeshifter dude.
MarkPenrice
I'd go with the latter because I'm not sure I even *remember* him.
Yellowdart49
Rosie O'donnell looks like Tangina from Poltergeist
LumpWithaLeafHat
Honestly? It's not my style but I thought she looked nice enough.
maninthedarkness
I feel sorry for comedians who forget how to smile. I wonder at what point the magic vanished for them.
EntropyReign
Probly the point the reality TV star she had a feud with on twitter became president?
maninthedarkness
He'll have a pissing contest with anyone who doesn't see it the way he sees it that day. Doesn't make her special and she shouldn't >
maninthedarkness
> have let herself get down to his level. Because his level reeks of decay.