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Already weeeks old (at least it feels that way ;)
Mar 2, 2022 3:32 PM
RalphH
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Already weeeks old (at least it feels that way ;)
ConnectToReality
Did he have an embolism while typing this?
SteveMND
ChernoGamma
I get what he's saying but holy FUCK is this a horrible attempt to sound smart and hip
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
Loosely translated, it means "I like big words and attention."
ciscoxing626
Is "woke" a Republican thing???
Filanwizard
I wonder if this guy knows that most millennials are from the end of the Cold War and to have gone to Iraq War 2.0
Filanwizard
Meaning they have lived under nuclear threat and potentially risked their lives for the profits of that dude’s handlers on K-Street.
TheWeebleWobler
You know. I don't think any of us really cared unless you lived out in the middle of no where.
QueefMalone
Eat a bag of Dicks Clay. No one cares what you have to say anymore. You're kind is dead. This is the new reality bud.
BarfMonger
Should have made more noise about the intercontinental ballistic tweets. Might have avoided much of the past 6 years.
BootsDusty
AbtachaAboma
My siblings, so proud :3
HonestCommentFarmer
The gays are alright.
TheOnePristineMonk
I legit think he's trying to talk about gen z but is using buzzwords because he doesn't understand the difference
sirfanciesadrought
Whatever. My sky is too woke to care about this tweet.
anitabieror6
as far as im concerned weve all been under nuclear threat since nukes were invented so what is this dumfuk talking about
TigerThong
what is that suppose to mean?
WoodyGoodman
woozle
my previous comment on this still applies: "it's not every day I read the stupidest thing I've ever read"
Rectalexam
In Homer's voice...."stupidest thing you've ever read so far"
sixseasonsandamov1e
What the hell is a non binary fuss...
youraverageanxiousmillenial
Honestly, lately, I feel like these moments are coming nearly at that pace.
BeanTootsAreBest
but it sure is happening more frequently lately...
RagingNorseman
With all the reposts, you actually can!
4etherling
Facts
superkeil
It *used to* not be every day i read the stupidest thing i ever read. Now there's a new low every day
rongoins1
Let me guess it is a snowflake republican downplaying a Russian invasion into Urkraine... nice
trippingthelightfantastic
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
In this race, Cawthorn and Abbott have more than one advantage.
WoodyGoodman
RabbitGravy
Why isn't Madison Cawthorn running with them. I don't think he would stand for this oversight
MaadMaanMaatt
This joke has legs
sharkmommychompers
The demented window into the psychology of a angry republican. My paternal family tries to take stabs like this all the time. Only hate...
TrueNorthernLights
I....I....is he having a stronk?
rulerofthedingdongs
Face: not drooping. Arms: can’t tell. Speech: definitely fucked but maybe not slurred. Time: is it time to call 911? Or just hope he dies?
Lefthandofgod
It was just a brief episode of neurological discombobulation.
KarakLohr
I’m starting to think all the idiots of the world ran for office and won
WowSoSparkly
if you're gonna yell at the clouds, at least try to make it comprehensible.
Howlingowl
Would anyone like to explain to him that North Korea has been testing nuclear bombs since 2006?
tygerpsimatrix
We've been under nuclear threat since nuclear arms were a thing. Difference is; we were born into it.
fly4runner
Suffering southern stronk.
Footstepsofdawn
What the fuck is he even trying to say?
Lefthandofgod
He's having a stronk. We need to call a bondulance.
Frenchgeek
"I hate my life" I suspect.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
That the younger crowd doesn’t understand what a real nuclear threat is and that making Russia an enemy incites that nuclear threat /1
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
In short, let Russia do anything they want. They have nukes /2
METROlD
Buzz words. Just buzz words. He probably thought he sounded so clever.
Friendlyhedgehog
"Fuck you, libs" and "We're morally superior" at the same time.
bardock
That nobody has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Canucklesammich
That was my take, too
ilovedavidbowie
Maybe we gave up on nuclear bomb drills, but I sure as shit sat through active shooter drills mixed in with fire and tornado drills.
flufflogic
Millennials can be born in the 80s too, DROWNING in death throes of the USSR and the Berlin Wall. It's not a catch-all for "younger than me"
DingusMajoris
Okay, boomer.
SteveMND
Dude, if this guy understood words to begin with, he wouldn't have used half of those he did in this tweet.
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
Yup as a xennial (‘79) I absolutely remember there being a USSR, Glasnost, the fall of the Berlin Wall, the fear of loose nukes after the
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
USSR dissolved, the rise of the Russian oligarchs
cheesedogs
I was born in 83. I was in Greece during Chernobyl
justadudeemp
83 represent. Born and mostly raised in the US, butI lived in West Germany, briefly, as a boy. Been through Checkpoint Charlie; saw the wall
TheOnePristineMonk
I also called that out last time I saw this. '84 here
BarfMonger
Have a son who was born in a country under US aggression at the end of the cold war. I was one of the aggressors. We helped make Putin. 1/?
BarfMonger
2/2 We had a choice in 1989 to be good people. Not that we didn't need to remove a few CIA assets. But we didn't need to demonstrate power.
BarfMonger
"Be humble in victory."
stja
Youngest millennials were born in early 90s. They would be parents with kids in primary school if not for the fact no one can afford kids.
AydenBeeson
80s too
flufflogic
Millennials by definition were born before the turn of the millenium but under 18. As such, you can be born in 82 and be millennial.
giraffinator
Geriatric millennials ftw
Otteritup
I'm a millennial born in 84
TheOnePristineMonk
April 84 here
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Same here. Also, my back hurts and my joints creak a lot.
Otteritup
I'm having difficulty distinguishing what is broken and what is just a part of getting older.