My Secret Santa wanted some pics of my pets.

This is Ginger. She's a 3 year old Golden Retriever/Shar Pei mix. She's super friendly, but can be crazy mischievous at times. She's a solid 11 out of 10!

This is Aeofa (I honestly don't even know how to spell it) My wife named her. It's an Irish name. (pronounced Eefa)

She's super silky soft, and loves to cuddle. But don't let that fool you, she's a killer! I'm constantly having to dispose of bodies for her! There's nothing like stepping in rabbit guts in the middle of the night! My wife and daughter have no idea of the horrors that I've seen!

This is Christmas. She was a stray kitten. She was living in a window well at the back of our house. We took her in for one night to give her some warmth, food and water. We put her back outside the next morning to be with her mother, but Christmas rejected her. She had a taste of the good life, and she wasn't going back.

People are always asking us if she's pregnant. She's not, she's just fat and lazy.

And grumpy at times.