May 1, 2019 5:38 PM
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jolt06
Saw one in korea... it did not last
Scarecrow241
Good. A million+ car shouldn't be paper mache
barrrf
I dont know what your problem is because this is exactly how I shut the doors on my Agera Rs. Doesnt everyone?
Billy2sweet
How the fuck do get the job of "million dollar car fucker upper"?
Shookie
This is Nokia of cars v
MollyNapQueen
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1P6LBeTEw
CPTAWK
What about your internal organs when you go from 60 to 0 in a second.
metrognome11
Oh I’m sure I could come up with creative ways to do some damage. I already have the experience of destroying a few cars...
ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCorgis
If only i had a few million dollars free to spend..
UrekMazino1
Like all super cars, and Luxury goods in general, it's all in the markup price.
JeepersMedia
sandbreather
Neat
wheelow
This is exactly how I drive my Koenigsegg.
Ijustwantquiet
For some odd reason I kept hearing "Hulk smash" with each impact.
borlax1
It's spelled Koeniggggsenisseggsegnignigsegigisegccx2
EvilEkips
so it seems! :)
Starbolt81
Well they gotta survive being driven by rich assholes with zero driving skills, so the tests seem appropriate.
seronx
Are they trying make the bat mobile? Cuz, that's how you get a bat mobile!
SurfHill
They test ONE car and replace the, as you can see, barely damaged body parts over and over. Be impressed, not sad.
squirrelfartsy
Yup! https://jalopnik.com/how-to-crash-test-a-2-million-koenigsegg-without-going-1834327581
Damiv
Def a few suspension parts as well. Probably more than a few.
Canofminus
I thought they had two they beat the shit out of.
JackHammahTattoos
#gifsthatendtoosoon Was that last one simulating running over a small child?
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Came here to upvote this comment.
Mannerheim27
They need Dwight to test this like he tested the baby stroller.
krillin123499
Dont think I would want my car that low to many damn speed bumps where I live
Thehoffmiester
SAUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1P6LBeTEw
JeffGodofBiscuits
Gotta make sure the car can survive the wife finding out how much you spent on it
Rezol
If you can afford this car you can afford one for you wife too.
BNabs
"What do you do for work?" "I beat up supercars" "You what?"
[deleted]
.... what?
OneMoreRide
”I BEAT UP SUPERCARS”
This made me laugh more than I think it should have
thatlukejames
Used to be my job for a project I worked on. Most fun, but stressful job I’ve ever had.
EllisTomago
Amateurs - wait until rich Saudis get their hands on it
superpaul79
Are there poor Saudis?
giordanom
Unfortunately, many.
oxide454
Or the Stig
TheVampireDante
"Does it have anti-claw material for the seats, my Tiger gets very clingy when I speed up."
kanoPositivityMaker
Would like to see one of these on two wheels going down a desert highway
Pominator91
Or Richard Hammond
AGiantTransWoman
Aaaaaaand it's upside down.
Just put some wheels on the roof and it'll be fine for the Hamster test.
OneOneNiner
supernaturalfanboy
Am I missing something here? I thought crumple zones helped you not die because it took longer to stop your body's monentum.
ICantBelieveItsNotAnal
The car has them, but its underneath the body itself.
PatrikLilja
The bendy plastic in other cars are not part of crumple zones. The forces involved in the video is nothing compared to a crash.
Snooj
Crumple zones help in a crash but a durable body helps for little fender benders and old people opening their doors into your car.
For comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1P6LBeTEw look at 1:20, there you can see crumple zones in action 1/3
rozwell51
When they slammed the hood I thought of all of the hoods I have seen that were ruined by a wrench somewhere it wasn't supposed to be.
Many people in this comment section seem to missunderstand how crumple zones work. THey can't be too soft, you cant bend them by hand 2/3
If they are too soft, they will bend by paper and not absorb anything. They need to absorb part of the kinetic energy to work. 3/3
fatuglypatheticloser
looks like the best job ever!
JMaxGarage
...until you get on your car and smash the fucking door out of repetitive behavior
NeonGrid
Drive it like a rental
nopeNOPEnopeNOPEnah
I concur! I volunteer to be the person who angrily slams the expensive car door over and over!
RejectedCrab
Yes!
EvanStageTech
Dibs on driving!
You're hired! Can you start Monday??
I can start today!
KyletheGuy92
And i volunteer to be the sledgehammer-to-the-front-clip guy!
EggInASuit
Metalhead47
Shoulda bought a Tesla.
BruceMan200
Is that real or staged because its hilarious
Aaronbobaron
Id rather not know and just enjoy it, sometimes being the "it's staged" guy is just being an asshole party pooper.
sdv325
Love their designs though, test it till it breaks, find out what broke, rebuild stronger, repeat.
Reason why their engines are the most powerful, most fuel efficient to ever be built, for an NA engine that is.
jinxman17
they are all boosted though
few years back they made a V10 that produced more power and was more fuel efficient than a 911GT2-RS. I thought it was NA, Agera RS?
I dunno I think they have always used v8s but I could be wrong, I don't really know much of their history before the ccxr
Nope you right, the engine is a twin turbo V8, for some reason i thought it was a V10 NA
allmostthere1234
like they're all running on cocaine?
yes
paximus
I don’t think my F-350 can handle that much abuse
ilhares
Isn't it made out of aluminum these days, or did they stick with steel for the bigger units?
TrumpRapesChildren
You'd be surprised.. Your f350 can do a lot of things that car cannot. And vice versa.
wyatt8740
Volvo 240 will do anything below 60mph
NowYourJustBeatingOffaDeadHorse
And that's why I V8 swapped my 245
to make it less dependable? I got a speeding ticket doing 85 in a 70 in my 244.
It just doesn't get there fast
Its dependable, cant really fuck up a carburetor and distributor once properly tuned in. The old diesel engine threw a rod unfortunately.
jolt06
Saw one in korea... it did not last
Scarecrow241
Good. A million+ car shouldn't be paper mache
barrrf
I dont know what your problem is because this is exactly how I shut the doors on my Agera Rs. Doesnt everyone?
Billy2sweet
How the fuck do get the job of "million dollar car fucker upper"?
Shookie
This is Nokia of cars
v
MollyNapQueen
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1P6LBeTEw
CPTAWK
What about your internal organs when you go from 60 to 0 in a second.
metrognome11
Oh I’m sure I could come up with creative ways to do some damage. I already have the experience of destroying a few cars...
ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCorgis
If only i had a few million dollars free to spend..
UrekMazino1
Like all super cars, and Luxury goods in general, it's all in the markup price.
JeepersMedia
sandbreather
Neat
wheelow
This is exactly how I drive my Koenigsegg.
Ijustwantquiet
For some odd reason I kept hearing "Hulk smash" with each impact.
borlax1
It's spelled Koeniggggsenisseggsegnignigsegigisegccx2
EvilEkips
Starbolt81
Well they gotta survive being driven by rich assholes with zero driving skills, so the tests seem appropriate.
seronx
Are they trying make the bat mobile? Cuz, that's how you get a bat mobile!
SurfHill
They test ONE car and replace the, as you can see, barely damaged body parts over and over. Be impressed, not sad.
squirrelfartsy
Yup! https://jalopnik.com/how-to-crash-test-a-2-million-koenigsegg-without-going-1834327581
Damiv
Def a few suspension parts as well. Probably more than a few.
Canofminus
I thought they had two they beat the shit out of.
JackHammahTattoos
#gifsthatendtoosoon Was that last one simulating running over a small child?
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Came here to upvote this comment.
Mannerheim27
They need Dwight to test this like he tested the baby stroller.
krillin123499
Dont think I would want my car that low to many damn speed bumps where I live
Thehoffmiester
SAUSE
MollyNapQueen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1P6LBeTEw
JeffGodofBiscuits
Gotta make sure the car can survive the wife finding out how much you spent on it
Rezol
If you can afford this car you can afford one for you wife too.
BNabs
"What do you do for work?" "I beat up supercars" "You what?"
[deleted]
[deleted]
BNabs
.... what?
OneMoreRide
”I BEAT UP SUPERCARS”
BNabs
This made me laugh more than I think it should have
thatlukejames
Used to be my job for a project I worked on. Most fun, but stressful job I’ve ever had.
EllisTomago
Amateurs - wait until rich Saudis get their hands on it
superpaul79
Are there poor Saudis?
giordanom
Unfortunately, many.
oxide454
Or the Stig
TheVampireDante
"Does it have anti-claw material for the seats, my Tiger gets very clingy when I speed up."
kanoPositivityMaker
Would like to see one of these on two wheels going down a desert highway
Pominator91
Or Richard Hammond
AGiantTransWoman
Aaaaaaand it's upside down.
TheVampireDante
Just put some wheels on the roof and it'll be fine for the Hamster test.
OneOneNiner
supernaturalfanboy
Am I missing something here? I thought crumple zones helped you not die because it took longer to stop your body's monentum.
ICantBelieveItsNotAnal
The car has them, but its underneath the body itself.
PatrikLilja
The bendy plastic in other cars are not part of crumple zones. The forces involved in the video is nothing compared to a crash.
Snooj
Crumple zones help in a crash but a durable body helps for little fender benders and old people opening their doors into your car.
PatrikLilja
For comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1P6LBeTEw look at 1:20, there you can see crumple zones in action 1/3
rozwell51
When they slammed the hood I thought of all of the hoods I have seen that were ruined by a wrench somewhere it wasn't supposed to be.
PatrikLilja
Many people in this comment section seem to missunderstand how crumple zones work. THey can't be too soft, you cant bend them by hand 2/3
PatrikLilja
If they are too soft, they will bend by paper and not absorb anything. They need to absorb part of the kinetic energy to work. 3/3
fatuglypatheticloser
looks like the best job ever!
JMaxGarage
...until you get on your car and smash the fucking door out of repetitive behavior
NeonGrid
Drive it like a rental
nopeNOPEnopeNOPEnah
I concur! I volunteer to be the person who angrily slams the expensive car door over and over!
RejectedCrab
Yes!
EvanStageTech
Dibs on driving!
RejectedCrab
You're hired! Can you start Monday??
EvanStageTech
I can start today!
KyletheGuy92
And i volunteer to be the sledgehammer-to-the-front-clip guy!
EggInASuit
Metalhead47
Shoulda bought a Tesla.
BruceMan200
Is that real or staged because its hilarious
Aaronbobaron
Id rather not know and just enjoy it, sometimes being the "it's staged" guy is just being an asshole party pooper.
sdv325
Love their designs though, test it till it breaks, find out what broke, rebuild stronger, repeat.
sdv325
Reason why their engines are the most powerful, most fuel efficient to ever be built, for an NA engine that is.
jinxman17
they are all boosted though
sdv325
few years back they made a V10 that produced more power and was more fuel efficient than a 911GT2-RS. I thought it was NA, Agera RS?
jinxman17
I dunno I think they have always used v8s but I could be wrong, I don't really know much of their history before the ccxr
sdv325
Nope you right, the engine is a twin turbo V8, for some reason i thought it was a V10 NA
allmostthere1234
like they're all running on cocaine?
jinxman17
yes
paximus
I don’t think my F-350 can handle that much abuse
ilhares
Isn't it made out of aluminum these days, or did they stick with steel for the bigger units?
TrumpRapesChildren
You'd be surprised.. Your f350 can do a lot of things that car cannot. And vice versa.
wyatt8740
Volvo 240 will do anything below 60mph
NowYourJustBeatingOffaDeadHorse
And that's why I V8 swapped my 245
wyatt8740
to make it less dependable? I got a speeding ticket doing 85 in a 70 in my 244.
wyatt8740
It just doesn't get there fast
NowYourJustBeatingOffaDeadHorse
Its dependable, cant really fuck up a carburetor and distributor once properly tuned in. The old diesel engine threw a rod unfortunately.