twistedcopper
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#parenting #shitpost #funny #criminal
May 12, 2019 1:44 AM
twistedcopper
15370
48
16
#parenting #shitpost #funny #criminal
notthelocknessmonster
I'm ok with the stuff being expensive, it's how I'm able to watch a move at 10am in an almost empty theater without all the people noise.
somethingyouthinkisfunny
I want to see the kid try to act natural
microman55
The kids gonna be traumatized for life when anyone mentions candy and movies in the same sentence.
faultysage
*gets up to ticket taker* "We have candy! You can't see it though! It's secret candy."
TheGreatMrHaad
this is easily FP if it was all one gif. Fuckin narc
TheGetTheFoutgif
I just love how intently he's listening to you. Like yup yup uh huh uh huh. What else? Too cute. Lol. Be cool, little one.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Yeah, that’s lasts about 12-14 years then it’s *eye roll*, then “I hate you”, then “FUCK YOU”, then “you were right.. can I stay with you?”
HermioneGrangerAndARocketShip
Parenting Pro Tip: put the seatbelt/buckles on correctly.
twistedcopper
The kid slides right out of them
IHaveAGuyForEverything
So he can learn to smuggle skittles, but not slide out of his seat belts? Not saying it’s bad parenting, but priorities.
twistedcopper
Car is parked.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
That’s good news.
twistedcopper
the rest of the story
faultysage
"Look we do this at the border next week and you're going to land your ass in jail if you don't straighten up."
BleachedPP
"act cool you look like a nark" LOL
Snoopy101x
narc*
Incognito357
twistedcopper
Imgur won’t let the full vid load ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
But you can put both parts in the main post before you share.
twistedcopper
I’ll give it a go, thanks!