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Feb 18, 2025 2:31 PM

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Now try it with a boner! Better learn to arch that shot!

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Teach them to pee sitting down, explain that’s how to behave in private homes. Then let them practice standing up at preschool where someone else cleans the bathroom.

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lmao, i'm in tears HAHAHAHA!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not an accurate simulation. Pull that hose back a couple inches and maybe put something across the end to split the stream in two wildly different directions.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The split stream after cumming is real and unavoidable

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or could just teach him to sit down and keep the bathroom cleaner :)

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She is clearly having fun. And I'm sure he knows how to sit on the toilet.

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"...and that's how serial killers are invented!"

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Can confirm

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She forgets to shake it afterwards.

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More than two shakes is having a good time or something.

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More shakes with age

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Once you hit a certain age doesnt matter how much you shake it. The moment you put it away that last drop gets ya

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