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Apr 6, 2025 9:20 AM
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GrayFish237
#17 ancient Egyptians figured it out long ago, cross em over your chest
ShadenCrusnik
#8 the guy with just two fingers (in my head) "The Claw"!!!
DUser01
#14 That's a large shoe.
serleth
#14 my kind of silly
johnxbear
#35 whoever put that caption on there should be shot.
jetact12
#35 not the original
eetsumkaus
#1 ok but at least 50% of the time that someone is the author's past self
RecurringNightmare
probably common in turned-around papers, developed an experiment to prove a hypothesis, data showed hypothesis is totally wrong, now they had to somehow salvage it without looking like a complete idiot...
picklesue
#33 all the bandages. I'm wheezing 🤣
mikeatike
#2 yo dawg
Greyp
#50 at first you had my attention, but now you have my ejection
michiyl
*ka-ching*
GravyEducation
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
GravyEducation
AyatollahBahloni
#4 "Aaah! Why must you fail me so often!"
SmoeAhsolse
[Thump thump] GUUUUEESSS!!!1
AyatollahBahloni
Ribs!!! Spare RIBS!!!!
peterbozeman
tantallous
#28 a theory has been proven, so.. yes, he was real.
prosper020
#35 no, no it’s not. I don’t understand why the original video became so stolen. It’s good stuff, but it was like a fad for people to act it out with the audio pasted over and then claim it was the original. Stealing the stolen valor by claiming the credit for finding something that is falsely claiming credit for being the original. It’s like someone filming an Elvis impersonator, then a different person reuploading said video just to claim someone else met the real Elvis.
3Davideo
#44
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
#19 that's what I do in it most of the time a yway, baby.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/XmbsL1sfBEsbS/200w.webp?cid=a57373e5g6z4vwi5pgycsyihb02ibad95khgi6en7dx5kp80&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
SirDucken
#14 the Harlem shake is back?
RichterCa
#16 You know what they say. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot.
FarceMajeure
#14 That human lyrebird is impressing the fuck out of that breakdance crew
WoopDeFrickenDoo
5 star reference Mr. Attenborough
poorwegian
#15 that's the first lyric that everyone says, name Anotha' One
DontcallmeRooster
"Yeah"
insaaanity
#29 This is not funny, dude could have terrible burns.
RanOutofWit
#24 I want one of these. Where can I get one of them?
baconandmorebacon
Here for example: https://www.fiverr.com/search/gigs?query=singer&source=main_banner&ref_ctx_id=60b31e4bbb8b44519badbffb17b62683&search_in=everywhere&search-autocomplete-original-term=singer
RanOutofWit
Not what I meant, but kinda funny, I'll give you that
ourari
#19 Intimacy is intimacy.
zerogenix
intimussy
ourari
Thanks. I hate it.
graehall
Fantastic
Rogahar
#44 I assume it likely started because very few things are naturally lime green, so it stands out prominently from any other scene assets. Its why greenscreens are also the usual choice for CGI work that incorporates real footage - its much easier to separate the actor and place them into the scene you want them in when the original background doesn't match any part of their outfit or appearance.
FoxyEllie
#5 anyone who has ever had a talkative cat has had exactly this conversation. Multiple times.
malachilenomade
#2 I've run into that problem when I started losing weight. Hell, now I don't even have to undo my pants to take them off.
RecurringNightmare
time to buy new belts...like, they come in different lengths, so pick one that fits so that you can properly stick the end through the loops on your pants...guy in the video has a way too long belt...or too short, but by the whole pattern this one is designed to be worn short, so its too long...
Mithi
Has no one here heard of belt loops? And in an emergency a black hair tie can do the job
skipweasel
#4 if I get an EV it's going to mutter like Foul Old Ron as I pootle round carparks. Or possibly howl like a tie-fighter.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
https://youtu.be/vLrhlyFdb4Q?si=gz8arjvqgOn_Tkf7
skipweasel
More like the Nigel Planer audio book Ron, but that's the general idea.
dontask
So like "bugritbugritbugrit" as you're driving along, and honking makes it shout "millennium hand and shrimp!"?
Arakon
I tole em. I tole them. See if I don't.
skipweasel
TEETH! I'll give 'em the wrong end of the ragman's trumpet....
WizardofAnus
That's actually my biggest issue with a lot of the earlier EVs. (And some of the newer ones). I don't trust quiet machines. Computers should hum with fans. Cars should rumble. Phones should chirp and click. If I can't hear it working, how do I know if something stops working?
tesseract4d2
#44 primary colors are Good™ and secondary colors are Evil®
Orange flames, purple poison, green acid. Bad.
Blue virtue, yellow hope, red courage. Good.
Spudd86
But the primary colours are Cyan, Magenta, Yellow for paint and Red, Green, Blue for light...
tesseract4d2
Yes, and purple isn't real, I have a working relationship with light and color theory. But in terms of cartoon villains, thems the rules.
Spudd86
Purple is as real as any other colour. Colours are what you brain assigns to specific responses from your cone cells. Most of them can be created in multiple ways.
Spudd86
What doesn't exist is a single wavelength of light that humans will perceive as purple. That doesn't make it less real.
tesseract4d2
Your next message proves you understand my point, you're just being pedantic. Purple light does not exist. It's always some combination of red and blue. green, red, blue, cyan, yellow, orange; they all exist as a specific wavelength of light. You can pick them on a spectrum. You cannot do that with purple. It's a figment of your imagination. Yes, the brain does this with other colors, but it doesn't *have* to like it does with purple.
Spudd86
You are missing my point. The wavelength of light isn't a colour. All colors are figments of your imagination. Your brain is guessing at all kinds of things and using that to create what you perceive, there's lots of optical illusions that can make you see colours where there are none. Purple and red are equally real perceptions of the world.