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somethingnotyettaken
#7 Congrats, you've managed to take a shitty image that's been going around for ages and repost it so small it's unreadable as well as shit.
ForestLibrarian
#2 had me in tears. xD
zantistar
Oh Ditto, I struggle too.
Xenarion
#8 Is there a joke I don't get or is it just a random Pokemon GO screenshot?
Lovewontsaveyoupadme
One of these is not like the others
worngear
Fucking spoilers, goddamnit.
ehoba666
"100 free softwares, some of which could have been used to cut this image down into something people can actually fucking read"
BlueCP
Gee I sure wish I could download some useful student apps, too bad it’s in 144p
BlueCP
*software
ENCHANTMEN
#6 what is holding that sweater on??
mayzler
2/2/2022 does not fall on a tuesday, to my extreme disappointment
djsdkdjsk
It's 2/22/2022. I made that mistake too, you forget the second 2 in the day of the month part
mayzler
holy shit
wangchangbackup
Emordnilap still isn't a word.
whywecanthavenicethings
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/emordnilap/ TL:DC, Mixed.
wangchangbackup
Ehh, the "mixed" boils down to "The guy who invented it says it's a word because a word is a sound with a meaning and he gave it one."
ircoverlife
Ehh, where do you think words come from? Suddenly every human being just were like "Yes, this is 'fruit' called 'apple'"?
ircoverlife
"Now I shall call it 'omena', you say 'apfel' and you say 'manzana'. Despite we all noticed the same thing in the same moment."
Snooj
Nice Ditto, Simpson. Did your mom catch that for you?
Ulthirm
Ulthirm
Based. 80 can be called 4 20's. 5 is cinq in french, pronounced similar to sank.
lacuaba
What about soixante? Soixante neuf is the last normal one before soixante dix (70) I believe
Ulthirm
You might be right. I forget exactly where it gets weird
lacuaba
I lived in France for a little while and I definitely heard (albeit rarely) the words soixante-neuf being thrown around
Ulthirm
Oh well you probably know better than me then, i just took a couple of classes.
RealScienceMan
Is there a joke for ditto and I'm just not getting?
Kimira
Transform and struggle, its move sets.
FarkasMacTavish
Where's the joke?
TheRickayyyyy
Thinking it was selected on accident?
SpaceLlamaMk1
Surely the emordnilap palindrome one is wrong, seeing as spelled backwards it makes the same word, instead of a different one.
Scruffy2
It's not officially recognized word.
crappybutler
Yes.. 'emordnilap palindrome' is only a palindrome, not an emordnilap.. though both parts of it are.. Still good to know.
ClamantesDaemonium
I believe it's a phrase, not a single word. Each word becomes the other, even though the end result is the same.
DougDouglas
It's a forced word that some people are trying to get recognized.
Minnakht
"Emordnilap" means a word that makes a different one spelled backwards. In its own case, it makes "palindrome" spelled backwards.
thedinosaursruinedmylife
Sorry to be the partypooper here, but enordnilap is not a word. Google it
Minnakht
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/emordnilap/ Meh. It'll become an official word if people use it as a word. Let's not catch-22 here.
BornSciFly
I don't get the French one
NivalisAngelus
In French it's not "Eighty" or any form of eight, but rather "four twenties"
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
8, 8, don't tell me!
SelfProclaimedExpertOfMostThings
As others already explained the joke, I'd like to say that the numbers were the last straw when I decided to quit French in high school
DrewSf29
numbers are like the first thing you learn
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
in french instead of aying eighty you say "four twenties"
trustmeimacomment
And their number 5 is pronounced "sank"
kindpanda
In French 80 translates literally to 4 20s (quatre-vingts). And 5 in French is pronounced like sank
xSquirrelly
The French word for five sounds like “sank”. The other comment explains the 420 blaze it
ItWorksOnMyComputer
WTF does 420 have to do with someone saying “blaze it”.
TheBestRussian
April 20th is traditionally a weed day. 4:20am on April 20 is particular dedicated to smoking weed. And no, I don’t know why.
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
Here you go friend https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420
TheBestRussian
Oohh THAT’s why! Neat.
ItWorksOnMyComputer
Thank you!
Winchester427
The French say 80 as quatre-vingt, literally “4 20s”
Robvp
Such a colorful language
ranivotz
And 5 is cinq, pronounced 'sank'.
Sehorjuliemichels
Omg im french and had never realize damn me
BoozeHound001
Blaze it
Snooj
What's 5'ing to your knees?
Tredecim
"Cinq" = 5 , pronounced almost like "sank"
Shadowspawn1115
5 is pronounced like sank.
Onfire7
5 is spelt Cinq in French which would be produced sink in English.
lacuaba
It’s pronounced sank not sink
Winchester427
French word for 5 is cinq pronounced “sank” but I think the joke is “sinking to my knees”
BenSnow97
Sounds like there's indeed a sequel to Titanic, it's just Titanic 5
Snooj
Sounds good to me.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
To be fair "I just sank to my knees" works just fine in standard english
Winchester427
Yeah, I just assumed the comment I was responding to was verbatim what the post said.