How to care for a sad person.

Showmeyourotters

Or if you can't do any of that, you can send sad people cute animal pics, dank memes, and funny jokes. Ps please send me these things too.

9 years ago |

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jennasnster

I have a 2 year old. Can confirm this is 100% true.

9 years ago |

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bluefacepaint

The number of sexual comments on a comic featuring a (max) 6 year old kid is disturbing.

9 years ago |

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LittleMurcury2

I wamt an alternative ending were after the sushi roll is made it gets german suplexed

8 years ago |

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LittleDragon

Trigger claustrophobia

9 years ago |

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Jacksparrowsentmetosettlehisdebt

I read it "how to care for a sand person." Looked at the people and thought "those aren't sand people!"

9 years ago |

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LTParry

These aren't the sand people you are looking for.

9 years ago |

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UPerinOR

I hate susgi rolls, but i'll let this one slide.

8 years ago |

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RandomImgurian

What if I'm all alone all the time always? Am I supposed to just sushi roll myself or something?

9 years ago |

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ImmortalSquid

I get pissy if anyone except my mother tries to baby me when I'm sad. Like I can handle myself thanks just let me cry/pout it out.

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dmil103

I see this on ddlg blogs on tumblr way too often not to associate it with that.

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DapperBlook

On what?

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DamnGoodColors

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Rx11T1D3

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21krystals

I wish people would actually do this

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MollyNapQueen

I want someone to make turn me into a sushi roll.

9 years ago |

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sushipl0x

Username kinda relevant

9 years ago |

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fpro

When does he devour the sushi roll??

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HandsomeJack19

This makes me wish giants were real.

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CrimsonEve

meow

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Xerthet

Don't forget to provide sushi roll with alcohol and weed also.

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JoeinCanada

Alcohol is a depressant and simply makes sad people sadder. Weed is a euphoric that just masks the sadness and it returns when you crash.

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Baconinthemakin

^ I second this person

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redbonehound123

My dad made me mow the lawn.

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mellifera312

You're dad obviously subscribed to Dr Dennis Leary's parenting philosophy.

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Sexysingleinyourarea

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d0o0o0d

I would like to have a lawn of my own to mow.

9 years ago |

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BannedForNSFW03

My father was day drinking and shoved me towards the refrigerator.

9 years ago |

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ifanyonescurious

My dad beat me with jumper cables

9 years ago |

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hystericant

Jesus Christ I'm sorry

9 years ago |

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DiscountUsername

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LordNoKids

11. Eat the sushi roll.

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DrawJerz

:(

9 years ago |

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originalBabewiththePower

I mean... I probably wouldn't say no that.

9 years ago |

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ruferto

that or a vibrating toy will do wonders

9 years ago |

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Monochromatism

Thatsmyfetish.gif

9 years ago |

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barkagreenspaghettisplat

*winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink*

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Zombeavers

My husband thinks this is a good solution when i'm sad.... it's not

9 years ago |

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chiefwill

You're probably high maintenance

9 years ago |

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Zombeavers

Actually i'm the opposite. But cool of you to assume you know anything about me

9 years ago |

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chiefwill

A bit sensitive today ?

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Zombeavers

I'm sensitive every day. Blast these silly lady parts of mine for making me feel feelings!

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