Lemme see your taco

My wife is super health conscious and wants me to use half the taco seasoning required every Tuesday when I make tacos. Every time I put the seasoning in I hear a voice “did you only use half!?” And of course I say yes. Little does she know I keep a half bag at all times as “proof” and then proceed to dump a full bag like the glutton I am. She’ll catch on sooner or later, but I might be dead by then. At least I’ll die happy and full of tacos.