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Favorite Greentext of All Time
Jan 10, 2016 3:03 AM
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FleetingExplative
Read the entire thing in Morgan Freemans voice
LookIt75
My favorite too. Thanks to it being reposted every 6 weeks, I've got it memorized. TL DR because it's old ass fuck
ruint
Malicious altering of someone's perception of reality is called gaslighting and is illegal :P I lold though, no matter how old this is.
Ilikebeards
This is the apex of trolling
MagikMoose
Byotiful
IArVrySmrt
This. This is beautiful.
MelonGreen
I lost my shit. I'm at work and dieing. Explains it to concerned coworker and she doesn't understand . Genius..
Bristolian
Well, that didn't happen.
Wyrdthane
If it doesn't have a return address does the letter still get sent?
AllyMoney
Yep
BIC777
TL;DR - Pizza delivery guy drives his boss insane with the help of Morgan Freeman
jesusiswatchingyou
That's a comedy I'd watch
joeboco7
That's a drama I'd watch
SamwellJD
This is a masterpiece. Sir. I applaud you
matt692007
Wish I could do something like this to get rid of my manager. Too bad he hates me and would know I am the only one smart enough to do it.
Fashnik
I saw this two days ago. Really your favorite of all time? What about Dippa?
dangerkitty
How funny vs. annoying you think this is reveals how old you are.
thatguy1025
As a Domino's driver, I will never not up vote this
neevil
The longest post I've ever read...TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
The longest on for me was "The Ballad of Ella" many tears were shed.
GreenMonster81
An 8 x 10 autographed photo from Walgreens you say? I call bullshit.
mattbl
Not funny and didn't happen.
KieranKrud
the end was cut off..
skippuskippu
THANK YOU
TalosGuideUs
Ty
MiasmaCorrigan
And in great quality! Thank you.
yolotrainlol
to the top!
4chansbboard
Based
lion0502
Captain, We've located my sided in orbit around Neptune. Should we engage warp drive?
lion0502
and there's no option to edit out my horrible spelling. FUCK!
enokidaki
+2 haven't read this much on here in a while. Loled
shawndoe10
Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman. Django Freeman
enokidaki
+2 haven't read this much on here in a while. Loled
primtim24
I mean, I know he was trying be cool with his greeting and all, but did he have to open it with an "N-Bomb" like that???
Bohsjimmy
With a hard "er" no less and you can tell this chap is white. Put me off the story from the get go
PyroBeast
Its a 4chan custom. Not cool, but they all do it
ScaredOfCupcakes
It's 4chan, what do you expect
ORoger
After the second time I would have fired everybody, and hired a new team
dirtcreature
From the annals of this never happened
Klnwltrnk
The delivery driver sounds like a real asshole.
HodorFirstOfHisName
It's just a prank, bro
mattbl
I'm updooting b/c I assume you're making fun of youtube prankers who almost get killed, then say it's just a prank.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Wasn't this exact greentext on the frontpage like, two days ago? Also, the ending (which is the best part) is missing.
Kiwi31415
Is that the ending where Doug snaps and shoots up the place?
GodEmperorOfImgur
Envelope with no return address with a note just saying "I will always love you."
MrBananaBeak
Elborate, Muad'Dib.
Krakencrotch
You scrub, that's Leto II.
MrBananaBeak
I have shamed my family.
GodEmperorOfImgur
http://imgur.com/VIOmD97
Celron
so why did that guy deserve this? why is everyone applauding?
OblivionsBloodhound
Good show, good show.
SchrodingersSchrodinger
I agree, this is some middle Mgmt guy, staring down the barrel of a future mgmting a pizza shop with dumbass kids & this POS pull this
dbizzles
Sounds like he did him a favor.
originalWFHhipster
Eh, it is funny and never happened, so it's all good.
favdumpthrowaway
One word: Schadenfreude.
BIC777
That's an awesome word.
dasklaus
Or, as it is also called: sadism.
sipos0
Well, probably didn't happen. Sounds like the hero hated the boss character though, presumably for some reason. 1/2
sipos0
Also, things can be funny and unfair. 2/2
Jwatz
Like life
Yeee5
Yeah this is stupid. And it just kept going... what a dick.
Radenium
We love a good fiction.