DeliciousPandaTears
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Jun 18, 2026 3:06 PM
DeliciousPandaTears
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alienstomper
Pandas arent endangered anymore! But if you jar enough of them they probably will be.
desalniettemin
Nice one!
AtariJaguar64Bit
Whoa black Betty.
anjeleyezjr
Panda Jam!
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
Is meat jam a thing? I hate my curiosity, and I hate what I"m going to find on google.
Munchman347
Savory, not sweet, meat 'jelly' was used to preserve meats before refrigeration...
WeatherWiz
But does it taste good?
poscduke
It's hot and it's ready
Ngaf365
Today we shared the braincell.
TankardHoot
gablestout
CrisprCAS
thotheger
Boston Ambulance?
AmericasNextTopFondler
Dammit you beat me to it
digitreal
Dammit you beat me to beating me to it.
Kilo11
Pandamonium! To be fair those dumb sons of bitches are doing everything in their god damn power to go extinct
RetrogradeLlama
Mars, is that you?
Kilo11
No, its Uranus
LoserSaysWhat23
Not every idiot is Mars.
IrrationalNumber
Yeah, it's their own fault for not adapting to new habitats when humans came and destroyed their current habitats.
Kilo11
Or or you know maybe not try and adapt a fully carnivorous body and digestive track to only eating one of the poorest nutrientionally available plants in the whole world which happened before their habitat loss not to mention they routinely kill or just forget they have babies and either roll over them or forget to feed them. Oh no yeah they were doing great
IrrationalNumber
You're right, we should just clear away every species that is not capable of fully utilizing the most calory rich food available: Uranium.
Kilo11
Your ignoring the fact that the panda may just be one of very few species that nature was selecting for extinction prior to our involvement, they really are that fucking dumb. Even polar bears are adaption to a shrinking ice cap by moving south and interbreading with brown bears. Pandas cant be bothered, its bamboo or die and in alot of cases its bamboo and still die because it fell asleep on a cliff and rolled off because....panda
IrrationalNumber
You don't seem to understand biological evolution by natural selection. It doesn't work on individuals, it works on populations. Even if 90% of a species individuals end up dying in an accident at some point, it does not matter. The only thing that matters is that the next generation has been secured. The Giant Panda diverged from the other bears ~19 Million years ago. That's a pretty long time for something "selected for extinction".