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chickenwingking
Next time, try putting real cheese in it.
GrammarPolice5150
http://imgur.com/z0FfbHp
yesitsluis
Could I get that on a wheat bun please?
Rhase
Some people prefer the texture and flavor of wheat. c:
Saxit
That didn't even need bread.
63R01d
bread fucked it up!! Large!!
wheresmycabanaboy
Your burger is puking.
MarkWebb
The original Kavorkian burger!
kootiepatra
Bad news folks: So far my efforts of throwing money at my screen have come back with no yield.
ohgodhowdidigethereimnotgoodwithcomputers
You're in luck! http://amzn.com/B007PC6MFI
NannersMcSwag
*Squidward voice* "IT'S A HEART-ATTACK ON A BUN"
TheAcousticBadger
Makes you proud to be British
mindnoir
Get rid of the bun and onion rings and that must be keto diet safe.
Igotsickofmyoldusername
this can make you sick hamburger and bacon cook at different temperatures. one will be under cooked or the other burnt.
AmericasHouseguest
No since the burger is hollowed out, it takes as little time to cook as the bacon. Also, raw or undercooked hamburger doesn't make you sick.
Moonkey
"BLEURGHHH" - Burger
croaky
The bread is only there for emotional support
MeArePaige
lazycloud
BLEURGHER
DwayneMeighanNewscaster
...I want to go to there...
Xelothar
Plot twist: thats Wasabi
Wasabi on burgers is amazing, imo. And I'm one of those SOBs that would lay it on this thick. xD
Thebaneofmyexistence
Last image: "blurgggguurrggblllghhh"
nukm4
Didn't immediately realise this read downwards; was more than a little confused for a moment there.
Studoku
My arteries!
phum711
So fapping to this later.
DasZebra
who else came to this?
Phraxonomy
So fapping to this now
vincentsl
The avocado ruins it.
rnoron
sweet jesus I would fuck this burger
TheKerfuffle
Juicy lucy!!!
IAmTheSquidward
WE READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT UGH
TheTechnoloG
http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-16443/
BrettTheHitmanCart
Nothing tastes as good as skinny fe... AH FUCK OFF KATE MOSS
I'm just saying, you can still eat this and be skinny. Just don't eat the whole thing at once! lol. An inch thick slice would do me in. @.@
thechalange
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
BE HAPPY AND DO WHAT YOU LIKE.
nym23
...et?
Yes. Fat feet have a disgusting taste.
fragtore
I'm really fit now and eating this kind of food sometimes but 1) not all the time and 2) I hit the gym Hard like 5 times/week
royandmossladyproblems
As the former inmate of an English boarding school I can understand why an English person would say that.
ZRS4534
Rebel Wilson would be so much better in bed anyway.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Having been skinny once, I have to disagree.
I'm sorry about that (sincerely). Being an optimist and all, at least soapy tit wanks feel nice. I guess?
PeteVenkmann
I'm going to use this logic to cheer myself up next time I feel fat.
Stonewallsorgi
Why are you no longer skinny? DID SOMETHING TASTE BETTER THAN IT FELT?
JaasimMulla
Epic Meal Time......
Scrape that green crap off of that magnificent burger you fucking animal...
aaronc
anyone else think that guacamole looks like shit?
NatKingCobra
What's that orange stuff? Is it supposed to be cheese?
temotodochi
Looks like worms
(2) And BTW, here's a link to why we dye cheese. http://www.thekitchn.com/the-cheesemonger-why-is-my-che-69822
Sharp cheddar looks like. It's usually pale yellow but sometimes colored with a plant extract of the achiote tree called annatto.
Berethian
That's not sharp cheddar. Sharp cheddar crumbles.
SwedishRationalist
Typical American "processed cheese product", most likely.
MissAndain
What is that green stuff on top of the burger? It better not be something healthy!
TheChode
Wasabi.
tammerraouf
It's pervian aji sauce, and it is easily the best sauce you've ever tasted. go get some NOW
I would eat the shit out of it if it was wasabi mayo, but with how thick it is layed on, I somehow doubt it.
Chastinator
My guess is guacamole (like everyone else) or mamy a chimichurri sauce
HalielREL
At first I thought it was Wasabi and was terrified
Dekker3D
Same. I've never even tasted wasabi, but I've heard stories. And that much of the stuff-... oh my.
bigman0089
it's some kind of green chili sauce, if I recall correctly.
TheIncredibleStatlerAndWaldorf
Guacamole - Or Avocado mushmush, if you will.
Drpurrpurrpurr
Avocado, which is super healthy.
dronir
I would guess it's avocado, which is the butter of the vegetable kingdom.
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
it's not avocado. look at the texture, it's all grainy. It's some sort of chimichurri or chile sauce
rocketchick
accurate description of avocado. high in (good) fat.
imhereforthecorgis
I hate to tell you this, but avocado is a fruit.
"In biological terms, "vegetable" designates members of the plant kingdom." (Kingdom being a technical term in taxonomy).
jsktrogdor
It looks like powdered avocado though... the worst thing in the world.
ImASexyUnicorn
+1 for butter of the vegetable kingdom
I hate to tell you this, but avocado is REALLY good for you.
haha. To this day I remember how to say "butter" in spanish. Mantequilla. Spanish teacher said it loosely sounds like "meant to kill ya".
chickenwingking
Next time, try putting real cheese in it.
GrammarPolice5150
http://imgur.com/z0FfbHp
yesitsluis
Could I get that on a wheat bun please?
Rhase
Some people prefer the texture and flavor of wheat. c:
Saxit
That didn't even need bread.
63R01d
bread fucked it up!! Large!!
wheresmycabanaboy
Your burger is puking.
MarkWebb
The original Kavorkian burger!
kootiepatra
Bad news folks: So far my efforts of throwing money at my screen have come back with no yield.
ohgodhowdidigethereimnotgoodwithcomputers
You're in luck! http://amzn.com/B007PC6MFI
NannersMcSwag
*Squidward voice* "IT'S A HEART-ATTACK ON A BUN"
TheAcousticBadger
Makes you proud to be British
mindnoir
Get rid of the bun and onion rings and that must be keto diet safe.
Igotsickofmyoldusername
this can make you sick hamburger and bacon cook at different temperatures. one will be under cooked or the other burnt.
AmericasHouseguest
No since the burger is hollowed out, it takes as little time to cook as the bacon. Also, raw or undercooked hamburger doesn't make you sick.
Moonkey
"BLEURGHHH" - Burger
croaky
The bread is only there for emotional support
MeArePaige
lazycloud
BLEURGHER
DwayneMeighanNewscaster
...I want to go to there...
Xelothar
Plot twist: thats Wasabi
Rhase
Wasabi on burgers is amazing, imo. And I'm one of those SOBs that would lay it on this thick. xD
Thebaneofmyexistence
Last image: "blurgggguurrggblllghhh"
nukm4
Didn't immediately realise this read downwards; was more than a little confused for a moment there.
Studoku
My arteries!
phum711
So fapping to this later.
DasZebra
who else came to this?
Phraxonomy
So fapping to this now
vincentsl
The avocado ruins it.
rnoron
sweet jesus I would fuck this burger
TheKerfuffle
Juicy lucy!!!
IAmTheSquidward
WE READ FROM RIGHT TO LEFT UGH
TheTechnoloG
http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-16443/
BrettTheHitmanCart
Nothing tastes as good as skinny fe... AH FUCK OFF KATE MOSS
Rhase
I'm just saying, you can still eat this and be skinny. Just don't eat the whole thing at once! lol. An inch thick slice would do me in. @.@
thechalange
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Rhase
BE HAPPY AND DO WHAT YOU LIKE.
nym23
...et?
BrettTheHitmanCart
Yes. Fat feet have a disgusting taste.
fragtore
I'm really fit now and eating this kind of food sometimes but 1) not all the time and 2) I hit the gym Hard like 5 times/week
royandmossladyproblems
As the former inmate of an English boarding school I can understand why an English person would say that.
ZRS4534
Rebel Wilson would be so much better in bed anyway.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Having been skinny once, I have to disagree.
BrettTheHitmanCart
I'm sorry about that (sincerely). Being an optimist and all, at least soapy tit wanks feel nice. I guess?
PeteVenkmann
I'm going to use this logic to cheer myself up next time I feel fat.
Stonewallsorgi
Why are you no longer skinny? DID SOMETHING TASTE BETTER THAN IT FELT?
JaasimMulla
Epic Meal Time......
ZRS4534
Scrape that green crap off of that magnificent burger you fucking animal...
aaronc
anyone else think that guacamole looks like shit?
NatKingCobra
What's that orange stuff? Is it supposed to be cheese?
temotodochi
Looks like worms
MeArePaige
(2) And BTW, here's a link to why we dye cheese. http://www.thekitchn.com/the-cheesemonger-why-is-my-che-69822
MeArePaige
Sharp cheddar looks like. It's usually pale yellow but sometimes colored with a plant extract of the achiote tree called annatto.
Berethian
That's not sharp cheddar. Sharp cheddar crumbles.
SwedishRationalist
Typical American "processed cheese product", most likely.
MissAndain
What is that green stuff on top of the burger? It better not be something healthy!
TheChode
Wasabi.
tammerraouf
It's pervian aji sauce, and it is easily the best sauce you've ever tasted. go get some NOW
Rhase
I would eat the shit out of it if it was wasabi mayo, but with how thick it is layed on, I somehow doubt it.
Chastinator
My guess is guacamole (like everyone else) or mamy a chimichurri sauce
HalielREL
At first I thought it was Wasabi and was terrified
Dekker3D
Same. I've never even tasted wasabi, but I've heard stories. And that much of the stuff-... oh my.
bigman0089
it's some kind of green chili sauce, if I recall correctly.
TheIncredibleStatlerAndWaldorf
Guacamole - Or Avocado mushmush, if you will.
Drpurrpurrpurr
Avocado, which is super healthy.
dronir
I would guess it's avocado, which is the butter of the vegetable kingdom.
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
it's not avocado. look at the texture, it's all grainy. It's some sort of chimichurri or chile sauce
rocketchick
accurate description of avocado. high in (good) fat.
imhereforthecorgis
I hate to tell you this, but avocado is a fruit.
dronir
"In biological terms, "vegetable" designates members of the plant kingdom." (Kingdom being a technical term in taxonomy).
jsktrogdor
It looks like powdered avocado though... the worst thing in the world.
ImASexyUnicorn
+1 for butter of the vegetable kingdom
Drpurrpurrpurr
I hate to tell you this, but avocado is REALLY good for you.
Rhase
haha. To this day I remember how to say "butter" in spanish. Mantequilla. Spanish teacher said it loosely sounds like "meant to kill ya".