She couldn't make me come with a blowjob

Sep 18, 2015 1:10 AM

She couldn't make me come with a blowjob

I swear I could barely face her after that...

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It happens. No big deal. I've never had an issue when guys did that, they're usually way more embarassed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all good.... Just explain, she'll understand... hopefully. If not, better luck next time slugger...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I never thought of this as a bad thing, means your attracted to her. Plus rest up and do it again ;)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A CONFESSION WORTHY OF THE BEAR ALL HAIL

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in your shoes. Came in 3 pumps. But if she likes you, go for round 2 and 3 and 4 and it gets better and better

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel ya, bro. I've never been able to come with a blowjob, either.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whats the problem? Take a few minutes, recover and go again.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you go down first.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to set low expectations, can only improve from there

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've got the right attitude.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter, had sex.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seven years ! Shit OP. I can barely go seven hours. Good for you breaking the dry spell though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pffft, loser, I haven't had sex in 26 years! Going for the high score!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't had sex in 29 years, get on my level.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

s e v e n years?! dooooooood … you coulda died!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was 7 years for me at one point (teen to young adult) and I don't think I even made it 3 thrusts. So yea don't feel bad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you are back to your old form already then, eh?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hope she knows it's been that long for you. just be honest.

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I stopped wondering why I never meet nice guys when I realized I'm a fucking basement dweller

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya...anxiety keeps me from meeting people

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

At least you could get it up! New guy friend had a little too much alcohol before sexy time, which was our first time. Or not, as it were.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

keegles can help you achieve a harder erection and increase your endurance. Maybe not a bad idea to look into it. Safe and easy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't bitch out dude shit happens... ROUND TWO!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happens man, don't beat yourself up over it. I'm going on 16 years without sex now, paranoid how bad I will be if I ever get sex again.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You are 16 aren't you -.-

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Much older than that...with bad social anxiety

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

im sooo sorry... im too used to smart ass teenagers using this as a comeback for stupid things

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's cool...it know it's hard to believe and expect to see joke replies here

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right there with you man... 17 since I have had sex...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are 17 aren't you -.-"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no... 35

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouuuu..... Sorry buddy... Thought some teenagers were being smart...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No worries man, you get used to it after a while :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dont think he has anything to do with it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i hear chicks are turned on when you cant hold it in

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Flattered is different from turned on=)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i wouldn't know ;)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hehe I'm sure you just heard that... from a friend. Lolz

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a friend of a friend's cousin :P

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Former roommate? I friggin love that guy. Jim Schwartz...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't had sex in 17 years... Well actually I've never had sex.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

17 is still a bit early.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I disagree. I think by the time you're 17 you're probably smart enough to do it safely and everything, nothing bad will happen 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to you. But I'm most likely a bit biased. When I was 14 though I promised myself I wouldn't have sex until I was at least 16.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fine. Maybe it's changed but when I was 17 we were all dumb as rocks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0