deafkitten
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Fun stuff…send something pleasant you lazy fuck.
Nov 28, 2023 11:27 PM
deafkitten
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1510
133
Fun stuff…send something pleasant you lazy fuck.
profiledit
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Everything reminds me of her.
Pchopsammiches
who says grapefruit aren't sentual
ZebraThree
Yersister1969
MiNameIsInigoMontoya
You can see Chuck Norris dividing by zero in the background. (I’m ignoring the turkey fisting)
Interleaver11111111
BaconAlmighty
FishieStardust
That watermelon thinking:
RTK4740
That was so disgusting I watched it thrice to make sure I felt disgusted. I did. You’re all filthy fruitverts! Yake your damn upvote.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
Fabulously
Sigh…. Unzips….
joeyecho101
BISHPLEEASE
am disappoint
Trelfar
I had a similar problem at the garden center.
monkeytrench
JTechnopotheosis
One week later: "Well sir, as a urologist, I can say that this is both the worst, and only case of salmonella I've ever treated."
FromTheBeyond
BirdGuyJosh
railski
drobcWVU
God I'm so lonely.
SithElephant
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Everything reminds me of her.
psugab
ElectricSlideOrchestra
A two stroke, just like me!
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Stephanie Sarley, FYI. This is another one but I can't find any versions of it larger than this that don't have a Heavy-R watermark which I think is a no-no on here.
psugab
That final slap
spitslap
wadatahmydamie
Beavis will score, while Butthead watches from a suitcase
Foehammer262
psugab
ComoSeIguana
jacblake
j4yj4yD
where is the original source of this? ask for a science project,
railski
HelplessRomantic
*moaning ...
psugab
baneshiver
This needs sound and the complete one.
foreverplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX1qJg6VLTA
ElectricSlideOrchestra
amijustsupposetoputnonsense
Waiting
ElectricSlideOrchestra
As commented by @foreverplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX1qJg6VLTA
frosss
Still waiting on that sound Julio
ElectricSlideOrchestra
As commented by @foreverplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX1qJg6VLTA
Blakeadelic
“CLEAN UP ON AISLE…well, all of them.”
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Looks like you have all the ingredients to make an American Pie.
drousnavat
I'll be in the produce section if you need me.
AdamGenesis
"Clean up in Produce Section!!!"
YouEatYellowSnow
Use protection. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/theres-big-cantaloupe-recall-heres-182100289.html
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Maybe a stupid question, but how do you get salmonella on cantaloupes, I thought that was mainly a poultry disease? Contaminated manure as fertilizer?
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Or did some degenerate birdfucker get faster into the produce section than drousvanat?
Alurkerforcedtologin
Pineapple.
drousnavat
Looking for a woman that knows how to handle grapefruit
BumBlaster
Massively underrated comment.
drousnavat
Which is weird cause my bullshit is usually highly rated. At least according to IMBD
thefinpope
desolatorx
Foehammer262
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Hey boss, yeah, uh....he's back.
DeinnsBeans
Chiquita Charlie has 200 dollars and thirty minutes to kill. Let’s see a show boy
Heisanevilgenius
WooPorky
deafkitten
FishieStardust
Have another one
psugab
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
I'll be honest DK, as I was scrolling by I saw a preview and thought "Looks like something DK would post." Then I clicked on it and saw I was right.
deafkitten
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Uploaded this just for you G, be sure to unmute:
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Nice!
deafkitten
tremendous work.
YuffieK
FireSolvesProblems
How long would it take her to pickle that?
belly42
Paige, yes!
ChickenVegetas
I believe in you!!!
TheGreatSynan
NarratesTheDarkerStory
but don't be selfish. get a friend. there's plenty
PaigeYes
myfriendkaroshi
To the front Paige with you
irrational1618
Enough to share with a "friend".
FlyingRhino
Enough to share with a *stepsibling
geoffreyfourmyle
I remember this scene from Requiem From a Dream! It ends well for nobody. Well, maybe the old decrepit johns with money, they do okay.
NateintheNorth
I don't think that's a place one ends up if one is happy and fulfilled, money or not. But what do I know.
Dookhammer
A “roommate”
MildlyConfusedDino
A "business partner" even
ryecurry9000
I wish this had some sound
metalMYA
Mac and cheese?
Lepidopterous
psugab
profiledit
bonkePandaSmasher
Couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard at this 🥲🤌 thank you, friend