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momentsofnicole
I asked "whats a super salad?" At a restaurant, got a genuine laugh from the server #successkid
imsocheesed
When we go out to breakfast and the menu says "eggs any style", that's what my dad orders-"I'll have the eggs any style please & thank you"
loofahmonster
Mackin' cheese? Sure!
Rainman1344
Oh look another 4chan post tumblr stole
notDylanOBrien
Crisp rat
peasantpanda
I kinda miss getting baked and going to a restaurant. At least 100 times better than a normal restaurant visit.
Cruefan91
Espurr is life
AlkeneThiol
Joke so old that SuperSalad is a great grandappetizer to many little grandsoups and grandsalads.
provelcheesebakery
my brand!
d240vergara
Im hoping theres gonna be a pic of a super saiyan salad
TragicLemon
I have asked this sober!!! When it is asked toooo fast it sounds very super
iWantToBeABus
Can I please have the chopped, fried, or scrambled egg sandwich. What do you mean which egg? Chicken.
FermentedCrabSmuggler
Happens more often than not.
WATERBOTTLEFACE
this gets me everytime
TrumdiTehViking
When I first went to an olive garden, the waiter who talked to fast asked me this. I answered "yes" and he brought me a soup and a salad.
ZachPutland
That joke only makes sense if asked "soup or salad" not "soup or a salad"
rocketpanda
What's a supera salad?
kangaskid18
Soup 'R Salad is the fastest growing non-poultry non-coffee franchise in Southern California
JenniferAnuston
Party downnnn <3
Quigonjinnandjuice
Was hoping someone else would drop this. Party down was so excellent.
imadolphiin
Just say salad or soup and stopn getting my hopes up. Because I know the soup isn't going to more salad er
JenniferAnuston
My sent this to my coworker and he said he only says "salad or soup" now
GODofHUNGER
Old lady bust in the room "SUPER PUSSY" old man says "I'll have the soup"
killerpenguin19
Came back to up vote. Not even old men want to fuck old women. Hilarious.
shrivelledjohnson
"If I wanted to fuck something old and wrinkled I would use my hand!"
clln86
Laughing just trying to imagine an old woman doing that, and what possible context could ever lead to that situation.
GODofHUNGER
Trying to be a little frisky for her man
DoctorDelta
@SuperSalad
Doomsday321
That's a SUPER old account
g3r4r
Meh, amateurs
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Only had it for a day too! (Last comment was about it still being their first day with an account)
SuckAnElf
Doesn't seem that old to me
TheHiddenPlanet
This is a super old pic
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
2013-2014 is old?
iliketopostrandomgifs
I've been here for a while too
201444444444444444444444
Thats an old SUPER account
JenniferAnuston
Sober people have asked me this. Sober, stupid people
HyperactiveTuna
Dads*
UpBeatJohnDoe
I use to be a waiter and literally, everyday I would get asked this stupid fucking question.
BVBtrash
That's pretty cool
pancreas
see, this is the sort of issue that could easily be solved by reversing the options, but I think they just like to fuck with people.
lmNOsuperman
Every time a waiter asks if I want "soup or salad", I say "no, I just want a regular salad." Most just look at me very confused...
Lillae
When you say it real fast because you've said it a million times, "Soup or salad?" becomes "Soup'rsalad?", translates badly in surprise.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
had a friend do this in high school. she's now an engineer.
shrivelledjohnson
Did she have to train hard for that.
WaterStyleKappaa
What a savage
Unicarnivore
In my defense a cafe I frequented has a salad I loved called a super salad and I was very tired the one time this confused me
MostOfYouArePathetic
Maybe (just spitballing logic here) if it happened repeatedly it was less about them and more about how you said it
JenniferAnuston
Maybe... But it's not an unexpected question, and my "real" job is as an English teacher (I annunciate pretty damn well)
JohnVaddic19
Maybe it's because this joke has been around awhile and some people say it for fun
GerberLegalTeam
Also I don't think you would use well the way you did there.
GrumpyPlatypus
Yet you can't spell "enunciate".
JenniferAnuston
Announce vs pronounce?
JenniferAnuston
Since we are being bitchy, that period shouldn't be outside the quotation mark
GrumpyPlatypus
Good thing I'm not an English teacher calling people idiots because they hear something incorrectly. =)