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Someone beat my ass in CoD the other night, being a good sport, I said "Good game, man".. this was their response:
Mar 8, 2013 11:17 PM
StewyIsCool
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SillyStuffMatters
2/2 drop the bomb that they just threatened a 5 month pregnant female "Big man!!!" I am evil, I know
DangerZoneh
Everyone on the internet is male.
Homeslice420
+1 for CoD
ifindkarma
Eowyn! http://imgur.com/DvPSv
Paperstars
I play COD and found this to be my routine: play, get beat, get pissed off, walk away for ten minutes, come back, fuck everyone's shit up.
ThatGamerGirl
And after she said this you sent her a friend request along with the other guys in the lobby. Happens all the time
WheetsGetBeets
As a female, that is exactly how you feel when you tell a guy you just kicked his ass in CoD, although i prefer to stay silent and giggle.
TheFastAndTheCurious
Found it! http://imgur.com/QnzsNKN
flugaisoppa
That was HILARIOUS!
DomonKasshu
....Should she have been able to trounce that Witch King so easily?
RecklessSoulExploring
"There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil."
chowcowmoo
I AM SHE-MAN
daybay123
She-ra is He-man's sister
PuckFussy
somtimes when i beat sombody in game. i pretend i'm girl,so they feel bad.
Smaashley
This is exactly how I feel playing a MMO.
galebourn
Good game, human.
Thisisvisuallypleasing
like anyone says GG in CoD
LadyThespianoftheDarkside
This was my favorite part for many reasons.
HueJanus
My girlfriend cheered at this part. I rolled my eyes, and she hit me.
mccar7hy
At least you got her to watch LOTR
LadyThespianoftheDarkside
I like your girlfriend. We would probably get along well.
LacieThiede75
HAH. I love this. I am now going to save it to use for future use.
Conquistasaur
Witch King: "Just don't let the other 8 know it went down like this..."
indicud
or they'll laugh at him when they're at the office water cooler
SillyStuffMatters
I am happy to let people think I am male on Xbox. And then when I destroy them over and over and they start threatening me I like to 1/2
HoneyCakes
My best friend always gets sworn at for being a 12 year old faggot, she's a 22 yearold woman. But they always seem to know that I am a girl.
mindolluin
Girls rule, boys drool
Lefthandofgod
I still don't understand how the hell she managed to utterly destroy the Witch King of Angmar.
Longtimewatcherfirsttimewritingblahblahblahblah
"Good game Noman"
ZachBonnell
That made me laugh a lot.
yoyowowo
I lol'd too. Thank you sir! I mean Noman.
blackuni
I LOLed.
aliceintheshittyland
GG
Tourniquet
I love pulling this line on male gamers :))
Zalophus
The last time someone beat my ass in CoD, they didn't say anything. Because it never happened.
PunkInDrublic
Bro .. do you even gb?
jaskey
The last time someone beat my ass in CoD, they didn't say anything. Because I don't play COD.
groversleeves
http://youtu.be/hWjt6LGhHsI
woozle
Is it just me or is she hot?
bulpii
she is really hot
Abso
It's not just you.
W0GAN
A woman in a film? Yeah, she's probably hot. It's kind of a thing.
dandaman0345
DEFINITELY not just you.
Choc113
Hotter than Satan's jockstrap!
edemardil
I prefer playing with women in games. They are less inclined to cheat and usually more mature and able to perform in team games.
NrrrdGrrrlRN
I am fucking terrible at COD..but I have boobs so whatever
HoneyCakes
You must play with some angels. I have a tenancy to kill everyone on my team if I am allowed to. (Never play l4d on realism mode with me.)
JhericFury
That is called benevolent sexism, and is generally frowned upon. Generally, intra-gender differences are more significant that inter-.
bitemypixels
Does anyone play UrbanTerror?
pixieskittles
unfortunately i am not on that level, i am a bad sport on CoD :P
shineycupcakes
As a woman LoL player, thank you! (I've never played CoD, though so... I don't know if this counts...)
MissMing
Preach
galebourn
Some years ago, I had a very good Halo match with a girl. Turned out she was 9. I'm probably too old for video games, shit sucks.
lambchopvkca
yeah, hey can you not assume people are going to behave in some specific way because of their sex? ... ignorant douche
edemardil
I didn't. I averaged. I had a large list of male and female gamers I am friends with. Out of this the females less inclined to cheat. Simple
RainDancmer
Yeah no, i play with my Wife. All i can say is its lucky there is a mute button and/or wine to counter the rage when playing overwatch
jesii
...if you say so..
lambchopvkca
Edemardil's just a fuckin retard. I'm not sure why s/he's just assuming people are going to act in some manner because of their genitals...
lyradex
Most females I run into, in MMOs, are more worried about how their armor color looks, than their stats and build. -_-
shadowex3
I play with a lot of women, they're some of the most dirty minded foul mouthed daughters o'bastards i've ever met. In short: Theyre Awesome.
MissMing
I’ve heard a few ‘We are going to sit on their faces!’ in my day
aleexaandraa
This accurately describes me when I play CS:S/GO, especially drunk.
jamesstjames
You're goddamned right.
LookItsLuc
Word! I've played with a few chicks recently, and they're just as immature as the rest of us lmao
lambchopvkca
You mean to tell me that edemardils incredibly sexist comment isn't entirely accurate?!? No way!!!
LookItsLuc
I like you.
evilbunny793
Unfortunately in the competitive scene, most of the girls I've encountered cheat. There are certainly some that are good, but most cheat.
Aleriooon
And this, ladies and gentleman, is what upvote whoring looks like.
misterstinkydroolface
You clearly haven't met my sister. Dirtiest cheater and biggest whiner I know.
Redwingsyeah
Dibs? if it's okay with you of course..
misterstinkydroolface
you dont want that
salriella
I might be a bit slower at learning new games, but I'm probably more mature and have better discussions than the rest :)
edemardil
xbox gt: Edemardil add me if you play. I always enjoy new friends.
salriella
I only play on pc. And Nintendo machines old enough to not have internet. I'm Salriella on Steam, feel free to add me there though.
IAmNotYourTechSupport
Agreed. Also, they provide more interesting conversation :)
StewyIsCool
You don't find the fact that a 12 y/o found out that your dad's gay and that the same 12 y/o fucked your mom tantalizing or Intriguing?!
IAmNotYourTechSupport
No, I play on PS3 and don't play CoD so I don't get that anyway :D
StewyIsCool
Happy International Women's Day!
Thisishowitsgonnaend
OMFG, deadpool?
OmgRULatina
Yaaaay to us!
tarataqa
...and I fucking love International Women!
ZorroMuerte
as a woman, why the hell do we need a day? seriously i don't see an international men's day... and we want equality.. pfffttt...
buttfondler
international men's day is every day but officially its nov. 19th
ZorroMuerte
thats nice to know... so again... why do we need days for this? xD
gegh
No. Happy is for when the world is equal.
Lanian
So...if there was an International Man's Day, would it be chauvinistic?
latecommenter
Steak and Blowjob Day
rlyehcthulhu
http://www.steakandbj.org/
DemographicUnknown
November 19th http://gawker.com/5989502/international-mens-day-is-november-19-you-morons
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
fair, but the moron thing seems a bit hostile :P
shadowex3
Only if you're a sexist. Equal rights is not a zero sum game, it doesn't take anything from women to have a Man's Day.
itinsistsuponitself
Then where's White History month?
shadowex3
Honestly that's pretty much K-12. Most classes can basically be summed up as "Dead White People's [Writing/History/Music]"
thepsyborg
Largely cause dead black people didn't write, record their history, or record their music?
Lanian
Like White History month.
shadowex3
Actually I'd say we have that covered already given that K-12 is basically "The History and Culture of Dead White People"
thepsyborg
My college 'Murican Hist. text had more text (1.5x-2x) on race relations than on people & events w/major impact on the course of the nation.
itinsistsuponitself
Dammit, didn't see your comment
mamariah
As a woman, I had no idea it was even international woman's day. I wasted it.
ChuckMcMuck
So, go have a cool ranch taco and celebrate.
yhaner
It was the Google doodle :p
StewyIsCool
I've missed black history month 4 times and I'm black... you're okay, believe me.
IAmTehDave
How do you miss a whole month?
StewyIsCool
I play a lot of CoD..
IHateThinkingUsernames
Best.Answer.Ever.
IAmTehDave
touche, sir.
Fangride
Perfect answer right there.