I can't believe my fiance hasn't blinded himself yet.

Oct 10, 2018 8:46 PM

freakishdarling

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JackBurtonME

What a handy tool to help determine if you want to call off the wedding

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drewdominguez

Catch 22: he has to be blind to go blind in the scenario

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freakishdarling

His vision is horrible, without his contacts he has to wear those coke bottle eyeglasses.

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drewdominguez

Uh

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1trollsVillain

I mean, bottles have different shapes and forms. You can notice that even at night

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freakishdarling

My eyes must be fucked then, without my glasses on most things the same size look alike to me :(

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freakishdarling

Or at least a similar size. I have 3 different nasal sprays by my bed and without my glasses I just grab and go, no idea which is which

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