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This happened one County over from me lol. What the actual fuck?
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2022/10/12/oakland-county-inspector-found-guilty-of-pleasuring-himself-with-elmo-doll-in-familys-nursery/
devin7
La la la la….Elmo’s world
PrinceOfWhales
Is this a perverted low-rent Billy Mays?
DarkSock
Diddle Me Elmo…?
Gofuturself
Tickled his Elmo
Problemwoodchuck
Dickle me Elmo is the least popular children's toy since Sam the Reichsadler
scoutMoonDiver
Krashtestdummy
warrenwoodworks8888
This sounds like just scratching the surface. I'd wager they're gonna find a LOT more horrible shit he's done
BiggRanger
Find the nearest active volcano and throw him in.
isetprettygirlsonfire
It's tickle me Elmo, not dicl me Elmo, Kevin. How many times do we need to go over this?
cattlegrazer82
At least he was wearing his mask properly
db629
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
"malicious destruction of property under $200" - poor Elmo :(
wagnus
dyerzeve
Dammit Oakland, stop trying to be Florida!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Tickle me, Elmo?
BastardMan1977
Looks like just a real winner. What an assclown
wagnus
a real fuckstick
ballsoutflyer
"Elmo says bad touch!"