Threading the needle

Mar 5, 2019 4:59 PM

damd1rtyape

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I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make it...

#saltylanguage #hahahawhatanidiot #choochoomotherfucker

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It's like the South park episode gray dawn

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When in doubt throttle it out...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What the hell's wrong with your doors you smuck?"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everything is a drive-thru if you`re brave enough.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

meep meep bitches

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

LOL, dammit I thought he was gonna make it!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand I'm suing for mental anguish.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Hey someone should get that fixed “-guy probably

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hi I'm an old fart and WELCOME TO JACKASS!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The choochoomotherfucker tag killed it for me lmfao

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Senior discount day... v

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am I too late for the early bird special?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After reading the title then watching the I fucking lost it lolol holy shit

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I'm watching the movie rn

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*browsing Imgur with the movie on in the background*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made it in just before closing time... you have to serve me, i am inside the store!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I haven't had to deal with that in years, and you still made me feel rage.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect.title

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wild ride there for a second!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fast and Furious: Geriatric Drift

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who deals with ECVs on a daily basis, this DOESN'T surprise me. Had a guy do this to our elevator once.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is why we took Dad's scooter away. No spatial awareness.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tag killed me ? #choochoomotherfucker

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was ok before i saw that. Then I died ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is why we need self driving scooters.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So many wheelchair folks don't seem to know the size of their cart.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The look on his face... Indignant, not shock, not shame, not "did I do that?!"... Indignant.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I've been driving through here for 15 years and this has never happened before. Somebody fucked something up for sure.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"It's not MY fault".

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Doors like that are typically hinged to break away for these reasons.

7 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 5

Dont think THESE reasons are the reasons my friend....but bow it's a reason lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the crossbar topically mounted to kill a bitch?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Outwards for egress safety. Not inwards, then you could break in any building with this system

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

They work on the honor system.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Grocery stores like this are hinged inward because the sliding glass is on the inside. There's a sliding chain link security door for close.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

With glass doors it doesnt matter how they hinge.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Are you trying to create anarchy!?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Heh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

what the hell was holding those doors in place... sticky tape ?

7 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 8

Not very sticky if you ask me...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s simple physics. Heavy object at speed and an door in motion is not an equal or greater force.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At my last job, they had sliding doors that would've done the same. They're supposed to pop out like that in case of emergency like (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 3

they are supposed to pop *outward* not inward. this shiz is broken.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The doors are yes, not normally the bar holding the doors lol.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That “bar” is just a cover plate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bar, cover plate, aluminum shaped guard, etc. Whatever you want to call it, they don't normally fly off with the emergency doors lol, (1/?)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

at least what emergency doors I've been around (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If your dad was beating you with jumper cables

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You cheeky fucker

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Who do you think you are, Cangarejos?! Take the fuckin upvote

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Wish I had more upvotes for you

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