The way that wealthy people get wealthy is by taking out loans and then pay off those loans with bigger loans. If you don't have money then you need to consider 10% for a down payment. If you want $50k, save up $5k (somehow). Then when you've paid on that $50k for a year or two, apply for a $100k loan.
Use a good chunk of all of that money for a fiduciary to play the stock market for you, and also put it into treasury bonds and certificates of deposit. Sounds impossible but that's "the answer"
This one time, 'kay, this one time. Randy Beeman's mom had a dream about eating a giant marshmallow, and then woke up and her pillow was gone.... K, bye.
NepLeet
Clearly, he is my spirit ... person!
BoomerTheYounger
This is your brain on acid!
nation543
The way that wealthy people get wealthy is by taking out loans and then pay off those loans with bigger loans. If you don't have money then you need to consider 10% for a down payment. If you want $50k, save up $5k (somehow). Then when you've paid on that $50k for a year or two, apply for a $100k loan.
Use a good chunk of all of that money for a fiduciary to play the stock market for you, and also put it into treasury bonds and certificates of deposit. Sounds impossible but that's "the answer"
Ricdesan
That was SOLID ... to live by ... yeah
rezpawner
I hope this is accurate.
loopdesigns
Remind me of Randy Beeman from Animaniacs. Ok, bye
samwyze
This one time, 'kay, this one time. Randy Beeman's mom had a dream about eating a giant marshmallow, and then woke up and her pillow was gone.... K, bye.
80sHairMetalFan
Sage advice.
LegosBearsAndSex
Ughhh I needed him today *whispers* everyday
Fiacre54
Wow George W Bush really let himself go.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Rodney Norman
JimFromMarketing
That honestly sounds like an alien landed disguised as a human and made up a name
NotACanadian
That's just Jeff Bridges' alter ego
bigk001
Oof. Thought it was ol’ Charlie Manson.
11Weasel11
You can tell it's not, because he is outside.
rshini
and alive